Sometimes Always Never

Small Faces. Yes! 386 00:25:42,011 --> 00:25:44,595 Or in my case, Arthur somebody! 387 00:25:44,597 --> 00:25:47,307 So not particularly "yes" at all. 388 00:25:47,309 --> 00:25:51,354 I never thought of that. He probably sang this as well. 389 00:25:51,938 --> 00:25:54,106 - Why? - Why what? 390 00:25:54,566 --> 00:25:56,818 Second best of everything. 391 00:25:57,319 --> 00:25:59,109 You didn't let us touch the real albums, 392 00:25:59,111 --> 00:26:00,861 it was only the Pickwick ones. 393 00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:02,822 We played Scrobble not Scrabble... 394 00:26:02,824 --> 00:26:03,614 It was the same. 395 00:26:03,616 --> 00:26:05,200 We didn't get proper Lego. You always got us 396 00:26:05,202 --> 00:26:08,118 - some snide Lego. - Ah, now, that was just as good. 397 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:12,081 - Never Airfix, always Revell. - Revell was more rock and roll. 398 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,250 You didn't get us Action Man, you got us something 399 00:26:14,252 --> 00:26:19,131 called Action Joe, and he did not have grip hands. 400 00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:22,300 - Yeah, that wasn't good. - Subbuteo? 401 00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:25,636 - No, Chad Valley Big League. - Yes, yes. 402 00:26:25,638 --> 00:26:28,013 You've made your point. Go on. 403 00:26:28,015 --> 00:26:29,432 - What? - Well, you also didn't have 404 00:26:29,434 --> 00:26:34,105 a mother, did you? Just a dad. So, poor substitute there. 405 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,913 Left hand down. 406 00:26:51,956 --> 00:26:52,872 I can manage. 407 00:26:52,874 --> 00:26:55,791 I could back a bloody Panzer out of here. 408 00:26:55,793 --> 00:26:57,335 What was that? 409 00:26:57,337 --> 00:27:01,216 I said get back in the car. Get out of the cold. 410 00:27:01,758 --> 00:27:02,673 Sure. 411 00:28:47,322 --> 00:28:49,449 Your father's back. 412 00:28:49,949 --> 00:28:52,410 It wasn't your Uncle Michael. 413 00:28:53,911 --> 00:28:55,955 I think he's relieved. 414 00:28:56,623 --> 00:29:00,752 Well, it's hard to know what's for the best isn't it. I mean... 415 00:29:01,503 --> 00:29:03,669 Well, obviously the best would be... 416 00:29:03,671 --> 00:29:06,922 if they found him and he was alive and well, 417 00:29:06,924 --> 00:29:09,135 having a lovely life. 418 00:29:12,514 --> 00:29:15,183 Or would it? I mean... 419 00:29:15,683 --> 00:29:17,642 That'd be hard, wouldn't it? 420 00:29:17,644 --> 00:29:20,895 To find out that he's been happy all this time and just, 421 00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:22,440 you know... 422 00:29:22,774 --> 00:29:24,317 shunning you. 423 00:29:24,442 --> 00:29:26,778 Letting you go through all this. 424 00:29:27,612 --> 00:29:29,781 Like the sightings. 425 00:29:30,114 --> 00:29:32,532 You know people contact your grandad 426 00:29:32,534 --> 00:29:35,495 and say they've seen Michael. 427 00:29:35,662 --> 00:29:38,163 Some of them say they've talked to him. 428 00:29:38,165 --> 00:29:41,332 There was one in Argentina. 429 00:29:41,334 --> 00:29:42,919 Imagine. 430 00:29:43,545 --> 00:29:44,835 I'm not saying... 431 00:29:44,837 --> 00:29:47,505 it'd be better if he was dead. 432 00:29:47,507 --> 00:29:50,927 I'm just saying if you had to choose. 433 00:30:51,028 --> 00:30:52,614 Everything okay? 434 00:30:53,906 --> 00:30:56,117 Have you been there long? 435 00:31:01,038 --> 00:31:02,915 Don't worry about it. 436 00:31:08,755 --> 00:31:09,504 Alan. 437 00:31:09,506 --> 00:31:12,382 It's lovely to see you. Have you eaten? Uh, 438 00:31:12,384 --> 00:31:14,800 there's plenty of left overs. I'll get you a bowl. 439 00:31:14,802 --> 00:31:16,511 That'd be lovely. If you're sure there's enough. 440 00:31:16,513 --> 00:31:19,847 I'd be just as happy with a bit of toast and Marmite. 441 00:31:19,849 --> 00:31:21,393 No, no... 442 00:31:25,772 --> 00:31:28,900 You know you can't take Marmite into Canada? 443 00:31:29,025 --> 00:31:31,276 Because Marmite has a secret ingredient. 444 00:31:31,278 --> 00:31:32,860 And the Canadian government took the view 445 00:31:32,862 --> 00:31:34,445 that not telling them the secret ingredient 446 00:31:34,447 --> 00:31:36,989 was tantamount to asking them to import something 447 00:31:36,991 --> 00:31:38,073 without knowing what it is. 448 00:31:38,075 --> 00:31:42,662 That's why the people of Canada have no Marmite. Imagine. 449 00:31:42,664 --> 00:31:44,914 The second largest country on Earth. 450 00:31:44,916 --> 00:31:47,208 More or less nine million square miles 451 00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:48,793 and not one jar of Marmite. 452 00:31:48,795 --> 00:31:51,756 - How do they survive? - Vegemite. 453 00:31:53,341 --> 00:31:55,092 A poor substitute... 454 00:31:55,218 --> 00:31:58,428 but then sometimes a poor substitute 455 00:31:58,430 --> 00:32:00,097 is all