An Interview with God

He's got a classified job now, so it could be a problem if people think he's... 478 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,977 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 479 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:18,588 Well... 480 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:22,288 I know somebody over at the Interfaith Center who's pretty good. 481 00:32:22,331 --> 00:32:25,291 She's really good. I went to her myself when Ann left me. 482 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:29,991 - When was this? - Last year. 483 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:33,734 I didn't know. I'm so sorry. 484 00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:36,302 Ah, well, I didn't advertise, and you were... 485 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:39,000 gone for most of it, so... 486 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,523 You never said anything. 487 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:42,699 You were fine. You... You seemed fine. 488 00:32:42,743 --> 00:32:44,266 Yeah, see, that's the thing. 489 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:47,661 Sometimes there aren't signs when someone's in trouble. 490 00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:50,794 So it's really good that your friend, this, um... 491 00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:52,883 Matt.Matt... 492 00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:54,885 is reaching out to you like this. 493 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:56,235 Yeah. 494 00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:59,499 - So I'll ask and get you a name. - Okay. Thanks. 495 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:02,458 You know I got your back. Right? You know that? Yeah. I do. 496 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:04,025 Okay. 497 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,635 What are you working on? 498 00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:08,160 Oh. Uh, you're not gonna believe this. 499 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:09,813 Um... I'm doing an interview. 500 00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:12,077 Okay. With who? 501 00:33:17,821 --> 00:33:19,214 With God. 502 00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,654 Really? 503 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:26,526 Yeah. Yeah. Really. 504 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:31,618 I love it. That's a great idea. 505 00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:34,534 You like it? Because I was starting to have second thoughts. 506 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:37,450 No, no, no, no, no. For your blog? 507 00:33:37,493 --> 00:33:40,627 Or maybe this could be something bigger. 508 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,629 I don't know. What do you mean, something bigger? 509 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:46,850 Print edition, column four. Human interest, every Thursday. 510 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:49,070 Yes. Yes. 511 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,117 The front page. Y-Y... You're kidding. 512 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,945 About time God made the front page. 513 00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:56,730 You disagree? 514 00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:58,036 No, of course not.Okay. 515 00:33:58,079 --> 00:33:59,646 But what will the office think? 516 00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:02,692 You don't think it'll cause some resentment around here? 517 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,216 No, not really. 518 00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:06,479 I think they already resent you.Okay. 519 00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:08,872 Thank you. How many words? 520 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,918 No idea. 521 00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:14,487 Okay, okay, uh... This is gonna be good. This is great. 522 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,403 Okay, for now, 523 00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:19,535 we'll keep this between us, yeah? 524 00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:21,189 Yeah. No problem. Let me work on it. 525 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:22,582 Okay. 526 00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:25,802 Interview with God. 527 00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:29,589 That's very cool. Very cool. 528 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,916 Hi. This is Sarah. 529 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,310 Leave a message at the beepy thing, and have a great day. 530 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:57,834 Hey, Sarah, it's me. 531 00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:01,838 Um... I wanna finish our talk. 532 00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:07,844 I think we can fix this. 533 00:35:09,019 --> 00:35:11,109 Please call me back. 534 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:12,806 Okay. Bye. 535 00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,778 Is God love? 536 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:33,479 He doesn't boast, but yes, absolutely. 537 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,048 What's 2,427 times 648? 538 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:43,010 1,572,696. 539 00:35:43,053 --> 00:35:44,968 Six hundred... 540 00:35:47,928 --> 00:35:49,321 For real? 541 00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:55,631 1,572,696. 542 00:36:00,506 --> 00:36:01,637 Huh. 543 00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:57,737 Sarah? 544 00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:39,257 I know who you are. 545 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,171 I know all your work. I'm a fan. 546 00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:45,219 Christians in combat? That must have been a tough assignment. 547 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,395 Tough on you. Tough on your family. 548 00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:50,746 You traveled 7,000 miles into a war zone, Paul. 549 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:54,141 War changes people. You're gonna help me? 550 00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:55,751 I don't understand. 551 0