The Other Woman

660 00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:34,083 Oh, we ran out of Rice Dream. 661 00:32:34,208 --> 00:32:36,500 Hey, kiddo. You hungry? 662 00:32:36,625 --> 00:32:38,583 No, I had lots already. 663 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,042 I love hummus. 664 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,792 We made it in school on Middle Eastern day. 665 00:32:41,917 --> 00:32:44,125 Both Arabs and Israelis eat it. 666 00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:46,125 Yes, it's the hope of the world, hummus. 667 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:49,750 Honey, can you take this up to the rec room to the kids? 668 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:51,458 Put it on the table with the cookies. 669 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,708 The non-dairy has a cow with the line through it, okay? 670 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,333 Do I have to? 671 00:32:55,458 --> 00:32:57,667 I don't know anyone. 672 00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:59,125 Well, you know Josh and Emma. 673 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,917 Okay, look. 674 00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,250 If you have no fun, 675 00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:03,792 in ten minutes, you can come back down. 676 00:33:03,917 --> 00:33:04,917 That's 11:28. 677 00:33:05,042 --> 00:33:06,667 There's a digital clock up there, okay? 678 00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,750 I prefer analog. 679 00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:10,792 Okay, now you have to wait till 11:29. 680 00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,917 Scoot. 681 00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:20,542 You look good, better. 682 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:23,125 Better than what? 683 00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,417 We brought this for Emma. 684 00:33:32,542 --> 00:33:34,250 I can't believe she's five already. 685 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:35,458 Oh, my God. 686 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:38,667 Developmental K next year, Greenpoint. 687 00:33:38,792 --> 00:33:41,333 They've got this incredible bilingual program. 688 00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:43,708 I can't believe you're taking William out of his school. 689 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,125 It's so great. 690 00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,167 Yeah, but it's public, and it's what Jack wants. 691 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,667 So now I got to please her. 692 00:33:49,792 --> 00:33:50,833 I bet she'll choose 693 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:52,708 whatever private school is most expensive. 694 00:33:52,833 --> 00:33:55,292 Well, I hope you choose wisely. 695 00:33:55,417 --> 00:33:56,500 Don't get me wrong. 696 00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:57,708 I mean, William is a sweet kid, 697 00:33:57,833 --> 00:33:59,625 but he could use a little rough-and-tumble. 698 00:33:59,750 --> 00:34:01,417 - You know what I mean? - I don't know. 699 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:02,958 It's the East Side, but it is public. 700 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,958 I mean, there's black and Asian kids in his class. 701 00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:06,417 Diversity is one of their things. 702 00:34:06,542 --> 00:34:08,917 Experiencing rich people of all colors is not diversity. 703 00:34:09,042 --> 00:34:11,042 We're not rich, Pia. 704 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:13,292 We're comfortable. 705 00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:15,125 Honey, your doorman is comfortable. 706 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,167 - Hmm. - Mommy! 707 00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:19,250 Come quick. It's William. 708 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:20,417 What? What's the matter? 709 00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:22,083 Is he okay? 710 00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,417 William? 711 00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:25,583 He won't move. 712 00:34:25,708 --> 00:34:27,292 William, did you have an accident? 713 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:28,625 Gross. 714 00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:30,083 I think it's diarrhea. 715 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,083 - Oh, no. - Just go away. 716 00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:34,333 I don't want you. I want my dad. 717 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,333 - Is he here? - He went to the store. 718 00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:38,583 Then Nono. 719 00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:41,417 No, they went to get Rice Dream. 720 00:34:41,542 --> 00:34:43,500 Oh, no. 721 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,125 William, I think this... 722 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,333 Please, I don't want you. 723 00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:48,750 Leave me alone. 724 00:34:48,875 --> 00:34:52,042 Honey, why don't you give me a shot, okay? 725 00:34:52,167 --> 00:34:53,208 You want to go downstairs? 726 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:55,250 I'll take you downstairs. 727 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,083 I'm gonna pop him in the bath, okay? 728 00:34:57,208 --> 00:34:58,250 Here, let me help you. 729 00:34:58,375 --> 00:35:00,292 Great, get the cake ready. 730 00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:02,167 The candles are in the drawer by the stove. 731 00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:03,375 Don't worry. 732 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:06,417 Good job, pal. 733 00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:16,333 He's upstairs watching a movie. 734 00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,458 Fine, just embarrassed. 735 00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,000 Some of the kids made fun