Dial M for Murder

You can be seen from the bedroom window. 567 00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:46,501 Sorry, darling. False alarm. 568 00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:48,542 Look, why don't you take Mark to Gerry's. 569 00:31:48,709 --> 00:31:50,959 -How do we get in? -Well, just mention my name. 570 00:31:51,125 --> 00:31:53,876 I don't know about the band, but the food's good. 571 00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:56,083 By the way, Maureen called after you left... 572 00:31:56,292 --> 00:31:58,584 ...and wants us for dinner on Wednesday. 573 00:31:58,751 --> 00:32:02,292 You've got something in your diary for Wednesday, and I can't read it. 574 00:32:02,501 --> 00:32:05,209 Looks like "Al Bentall." 575 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,501 Who's he, another one of your boyfriends? 576 00:32:07,709 --> 00:32:09,709 Albert Hall, you idiot. 577 00:32:09,876 --> 00:32:12,125 The Albert Hall, of course. 578 00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:14,334 I'm so glad we don't have to go to Maureen's. 579 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:17,542 -She's such a filthy cook. -Well, there's the bell. I must fly. 580 00:32:17,709 --> 00:32:20,334 All right, dear. Enjoy yourself. 581 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:25,667 Tony, don't make that martini too watery. 582 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:31,334 Now, where's the picture of the maharajah? 583 00:33:32,709 --> 00:33:35,292 When are you going to finish pasting in those clippings? 584 00:33:35,459 --> 00:33:37,334 I shall find time one of these days. 585 00:33:37,501 --> 00:33:39,918 Here it is. This is the maharajah. 586 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:42,709 -Isn't he dreamy? -He had four Rolls-Royces and jewels... 587 00:33:42,876 --> 00:33:46,000 ...to sink a battleship, but all he wanted was to play at Wimbledon. 588 00:33:46,209 --> 00:33:50,125 The poor darling was so shortsighted, he could barely see the end of the racket... 589 00:33:50,292 --> 00:33:52,001 -...let alone the ball. -You should... 590 00:33:52,167 --> 00:33:53,417 Thanks, Tony. 591 00:33:53,584 --> 00:33:55,459 You should write a book about all this. 592 00:33:55,626 --> 00:33:59,250 Why don't you two collaborate, a detective novel with a tennis background. 593 00:33:59,459 --> 00:34:01,250 What about it, Mark? You provide me... 594 00:34:01,417 --> 00:34:03,876 -...with the perfect murder. -Nothing I'd like better. 595 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,250 How do you go about writing a detective story? 596 00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:09,501 You forget detection and concentrate on crime. Crime's the thing. 597 00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:12,501 You imagine you're gonna steal something or murder somebody. 598 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:14,501 Is that how you do it? Interesting. 599 00:34:14,667 --> 00:34:17,834 I usually put myself in the criminal's shoes and I keep asking myself: 600 00:34:18,042 --> 00:34:19,709 "What do I do next? " 601 00:34:19,876 --> 00:34:22,834 Do you really believe in the perfect murder? 602 00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:25,250 Yes, absolutely. On paper, that is. 603 00:34:25,417 --> 00:34:27,751 I think I could plan one better than most people... 604 00:34:27,792 --> 00:34:29,751 ...but I doubt I could carry it out. 605 00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:31,918 Oh? Why not? 606 00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:34,709 In stories, things turn out the way the author wants. 607 00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,918 And in real life, they don't always. 608 00:34:37,501 --> 00:34:39,751 No. I'm afraid my murders would be like my bridge: 609 00:34:39,918 --> 00:34:41,834 I'd make a mistake and never realize it... 610 00:34:42,001 --> 00:34:44,584 -...till I find everybody looking at me. -Drink up, Mark. 611 00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:47,042 -Yes. -What are you doing tomorrow? 612 00:34:47,209 --> 00:34:48,667 -Nothing. -Why don't we drive... 613 00:34:48,834 --> 00:34:50,918 -...to Windsor for lunch. -That's a good idea. 614 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,667 Come along early, but not too early. 615 00:34:52,876 --> 00:34:55,042 -We may be nursing a hangover. -How about 11? 616 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:57,876 -Fine. -We can have lunch at the Kings Head. 617 00:34:58,042 --> 00:35:00,918 -Is that right in Windsor? -No, it's just outside. 618 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:05,626 Did I lend you my latchkey? I can't seem to find it anywhere. 619 00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:08,125 I don't know. I may have them both in my handbag. 620 00:35:08,292 --> 00:35:09,542 I'll just look. 621 00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:33,667 -No. I've only got one here. -Are you sure yours isn't in your overcoat? 622 00:35:33,834 --> 00:35:36,125 No, I've looked. May I borrow yours? 623 00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:38,542 -Well, that's a bit awkward. -Why? 624 00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:40,334 I may want to go out. 625 00:35:40,501 --> 00:35:41,792 Tonight? 626 00:35:42,001 --> 00:35:44,083 Yes, I thought I might go to a movie. 627 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,459 What about the