Happiest Season

770 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,039 <b><font color="#cf685c">TED:</font></b> All right. Up, up, up, kids. - That is so true. 771 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,249 <b><font color="#cf685c">TIPPER:</font></b> Jane, get out of the middle. - Come on, Matilda. 772 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,619 - Oh. <b><font color="#cf685c">SLOANE:</font></b> You have to stand, honey. 773 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:59,579 <b><font color="#cf685c">TIPPER:</font></b> Abby, would you mind taking that? 774 00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:01,249 - Yeah, not at all. - Oh, thank you. 775 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:04,049 - Okay, here we go. Here we go. - Around and face this way. 776 00:32:04,050 --> 00:32:05,459 Thank you. - Okay. 777 00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:07,799 - Everyone say, "Christmas." 778 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,219 - No, don't say that. 779 00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:10,549 Just smile. 780 00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:12,549 <b><font color="#ca004b">[CAMERA CLICKING]</font></b> 781 00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:14,259 - Okay. - <b><font color="#ca004b">[TIPPER CHUCKLING]</font></b> 782 00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:16,309 Ah, good. I can't wait. 783 00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:19,229 Blurry. Boring. 784 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:20,939 Nope. Nope. Nope. 785 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,859 Okay, none of these will do. 786 00:32:22,860 --> 00:32:25,729 Uh, we will try again tomorrow. 787 00:32:25,730 --> 00:32:27,819 Thank you. <b><font color="#cf685c">HARPER:</font></b> Where's Abby? 788 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,820 <i>♪ upbeat holiday music ♪</i> 789 00:32:31,870 --> 00:32:33,870 - <b><font color="#ca004b">[QUIET CHATTER]</font></b> 790 00:32:46,210 --> 00:32:48,589 - Ted, Tipper. <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHS, SQUEALS]</font></b> 791 00:32:48,590 --> 00:32:50,679 Oh, I'm so glad you made it. 792 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,889 Oh, mwah. Oh. - Carolyn, you are a vision. 793 00:32:52,890 --> 00:32:54,679 <b><font color="#cf685c">TIPPER:</font></b> Gorgeous dress. <b><font color="#cf685c">TED:</font></b> Mwah. 794 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,269 Uh, you remember my daughters Harper, Jane and Sloane. 795 00:32:57,270 --> 00:32:58,519 Sloane's husband Eric. 796 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,519 Their children Matilda and Magnus. 797 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,849 And this is Harper's friend Abby. 798 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,149 <b><font color="#cf685c">CAROLYN:</font></b> Charmed. This is my assistant Levi. 799 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:08,779 Though, truth be told, in a few years, we'll probably all be working for him. 800 00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:10,319 - <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHS]</font></b> Oh, you're too kind. 801 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,819 - Oh. - Is the white whale here? 802 00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:13,239 Ah, indeed. Let me take you over. 803 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,369 - Oh, Harper, come with us. 804 00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:16,789 Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company. 805 00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:18,499 - You got it. - Dad, should I come, too? 806 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:20,249 - I'll come right back. - Okay. <b><font color="#cf685c">TED:</font></b> N-No, honey. 807 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,329 Just, uh, enjoy yourself. - Great. 808 00:33:22,330 --> 00:33:23,709 <b><font color="#cf685c">CAROLYN:</font></b> Now, Harry's tough. 809 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:24,959 Don't let her throw you. 810 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,799 - I'm gonna take the twins to the kids' club. 811 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,129 Please order me several drinks. 812 00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,169 - Yeah. 813 00:33:29,170 --> 00:33:30,469 - Come on, you guys. 814 00:33:30,470 --> 00:33:32,049 Let's go play. 815 00:33:32,050 --> 00:33:34,179 <b><font color="#cf685c">JANE:</font></b> Okay. Well... 816 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,429 looks like it's just us ladies. 817 00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:38,849 Now, I don't know about you, but I am single 818 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,440 and ready to mingle, so... 819 00:33:42,850 --> 00:33:45,109 <b><font color="#cf685c">CAROLYN:</font></b> Harry. 820 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,769 This is-- - Ted Caldwell. 821 00:33:47,770 --> 00:33:50,029 - Ms. Levin, it is an honor. - <b><font color="#ca004b">[HARRY CHUCKLES]</font></b> 822 00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:51,819 - I am gonna leave you two to get acquainted. 823 00:33:51,820 --> 00:33:52,949 - Okay. Thank you. 824 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,609 This is my husband Scott. 825 00:33:54,610 --> 00:33:56,659 We met on Bumble. <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHUCKLES]</font></b> <b><font color="#cf685c">TED:</font></b> Pleasure. 826 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,289 And, uh, this is my wife Tipper. 827 00:33:58,290 --> 00:33:59,999 My daughter Harper, who writes for the-- 828 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,409 - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. 829 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:02,789 <b><font color="#cf685c">HARPER:</font></b> Yes. - Yes, I'm familiar. 830 00:34:02,79