The Etruscan Smile

00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:01,202 Campbell... 532 00:37:02,196 --> 00:37:03,282 liver failure! 533 00:37:04,277 --> 00:37:05,645 Oh, good news. 534 00:37:08,283 --> 00:37:10,843 He's dying! He's dying! He's dying! 535 00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:14,649 Yes! Yes! Yes! He's going to die first, laddie. 536 00:37:15,571 --> 00:37:18,011 And then, I'm going back to Vallasay. 537 00:37:18,424 --> 00:37:19,805 And you're gonna come with me. 538 00:37:20,777 --> 00:37:22,655 You'll taste the liquor and the meat... 539 00:37:22,929 --> 00:37:24,202 of real men. 540 00:37:33,439 --> 00:37:34,213 Hmm. 541 00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,495 Tonight... we celebrate. 542 00:37:42,229 --> 00:37:43,394 Is that mum's stew? 543 00:37:43,579 --> 00:37:44,413 My stew. 544 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,416 Don't you remember? 545 00:37:46,590 --> 00:37:49,870 I always used to cook it up on special occasions. 546 00:37:50,243 --> 00:37:51,772 -That was you? -Aye. 547 00:38:00,936 --> 00:38:01,880 What's all this? 548 00:38:02,496 --> 00:38:04,342 Dad cooked a celebratory dinner. 549 00:38:07,541 --> 00:38:08,448 Sit down... 550 00:38:09,449 --> 00:38:10,201 and begin. 551 00:38:13,162 --> 00:38:14,023 It's hot. 552 00:38:17,493 --> 00:38:19,122 See? He's coming around. 553 00:38:19,869 --> 00:38:21,735 You should try it. It's Dad's recipe. 554 00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:25,815 -This is delicious. -Yes. 555 00:38:29,646 --> 00:38:30,669 I know that knife. 556 00:38:30,841 --> 00:38:31,506 Yes. 557 00:38:31,999 --> 00:38:34,368 It was supposed to be yours but you did not want it. 558 00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:37,613 It's not I didn't want it. It was just I was too young. 559 00:38:37,637 --> 00:38:38,443 Too afeared. 560 00:38:42,078 --> 00:38:43,755 Well, I'm old enough now. 561 00:38:44,075 --> 00:38:45,755 This belongs to Jamie. 562 00:38:45,982 --> 00:38:48,093 I'm gonna hold it till he's older. 563 00:38:50,727 --> 00:38:52,441 That is delicious. 564 00:38:52,502 --> 00:38:54,544 Then you'll love the blood sausage. 565 00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:57,687 It's no black pudding, but it's the closest thing to... 566 00:38:57,748 --> 00:38:59,831 Dad, you remember then, I can't stand that pudding. 567 00:39:00,026 --> 00:39:01,356 Oh, come on... 568 00:39:02,196 --> 00:39:03,105 you used to love that when you were a kid. 569 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,257 Dad, I don't like it. 570 00:39:04,318 --> 00:39:06,590 Oh come on, come on. Come on, son. 571 00:39:07,290 --> 00:39:09,235 Celebrate with me, huh? 572 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,950 I've never felt better in my life. 573 00:39:13,782 --> 00:39:16,405 I reckon... no more doctors. 574 00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:19,189 What're you talking about? 575 00:39:21,085 --> 00:39:23,525 The old prick is gonna die first. 576 00:39:28,731 --> 00:39:29,358 Campbell? 577 00:39:30,957 --> 00:39:33,507 Yes. Got the news this morning. 578 00:39:34,146 --> 00:39:35,280 From Fraser. 579 00:39:36,495 --> 00:39:39,377 So, we owe this visit of yours... to Campbell? 580 00:39:41,191 --> 00:39:42,405 Wait. Who's Campbell? 581 00:39:43,165 --> 00:39:44,070 What is it this time? 582 00:39:45,026 --> 00:39:46,616 Which one of you kicks the bucket first? 583 00:39:48,337 --> 00:39:49,011 Oh... 584 00:39:50,874 --> 00:39:52,280 You'll never change, dad. 585 00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:53,540 Mum was right. 586 00:39:54,290 --> 00:39:57,139 If it was up to you, nothing in this world would ever change. 587 00:39:58,478 --> 00:39:59,658 Change? What for? 588 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,982 By the way, we're celebrating a dying man. 589 00:40:05,317 --> 00:40:07,984 I was... I was hoping that we were... 590 00:40:08,570 --> 00:40:10,500 celebrating your restaurant. 591 00:40:10,931 --> 00:40:12,874 So was I. Stupidly. 592 00:40:12,935 --> 00:40:14,022 But no. All of this 593 00:40:14,255 --> 00:40:17,104 is for Alistair Campbell, who is now, apparently dying. 594 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:18,056 Hallelujah! 595 00:40:18,230 --> 00:40:19,271 According to my dad... 596 00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:22,660 he's devoted his entire life to this very moment. 597 00:40:23,558 --> 00:40:24,980 It was your dog he poisoned. 598 00:40:25,041 --> 00:40:26,720 No one knows for sure, dad. 599 00:40:27,557 --> 00:40:28,169 Jamie! 600 00:40:28,524 --> 00:40:29,796 You know nothing about my dad. 601 00:40:30,924 --> 00:40:33,656 When we found my dog Angus dead in the yard, 602 00:40:33,717 --> 00:40:35,849 I wanted to bury the poor fellow like he deserved. 603 00:40:35,910 --> 00:40:37,391 But no, you thought otherwise, didn't ya? 604 00:40:37,509 --> 00:40:38,719 No. You let him rot... 605 00:40:38,944 --> 00:40:40,993 and then he carried the decayed carcass 606 00:40:41,054 --> 00:40:42,481 and put it on Campbell's door step.