Jumanji: The Next Level

Martha: What do we do? 567 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:55,914 What do we do?! 568 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:01,507 What are you doing? 569 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:04,927 - Birds, birds, birds! - Birds! 570 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:15,430 - What the hell, man?! - They're flightless birds. 571 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,811 This is a flightless dune buggy! 572 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,988 Milo: No, no, no! 573 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:27,949 Milo: We're not gonna make it. - We're gonna make it. 574 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,111 Martha: No, we're not! 575 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,565 - I don't think we're gonna make fit. - We're gonna make it. 576 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,336 We're not gonna make it. 577 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,721 That was fantastic. 578 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:55,853 Milo: Horrible driver. 579 00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,853 Yeah, you see that, birds? 580 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:02,026 You don't mess with the kid. Right there! 581 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,117 Eddie: Did you see me? 582 00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,109 I was incredible. 583 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:12,028 I mean, I saved you, I saved you, 584 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:16,583 I saved this guy from a bird while I was driving a car. 585 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:19,035 I was a machine. I was relentless. 586 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,915 - I was fearless. - Yes. Exactly. Fearless. 587 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:26,172 That's bravestone. Okay, check this out. 588 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,720 Oh, goodness. 589 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,884 - What the hell? - It's your strengths and weaknesses. 590 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:38,642 I... I mean your avatar, Dr. bravestone's strengths and weaknesses. 591 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,519 "Fearless," check. 592 00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:43,067 "Speed. Climbing. Boomerang"? 593 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,020 "Smoldering intensity"? 594 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,322 - It's this stupid face you make. - Huh? 595 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:53,615 There it is. 596 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,791 Ew, ew, old man. Get it together. 597 00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:00,368 Eddie, you okay? You having a heart attack? 598 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,792 His whole left side is shutting down. Eddie, look at me! 599 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,499 - Yeah? - There you go. Now you're back. 600 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:10,053 "Weakness: Switchblade." 601 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,505 Switchblade? Hey, that's new. 602 00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:16,002 - Bravestone didn't have any weaknesses last time. - Yeah, bugged the hell out of me. 603 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:17,678 I wonder if... 604 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,608 "Nunchucks"? 605 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:25,526 That's new. 606 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:28,901 - Damn, that's a good list. - Milo, push on your left, like, chest area. 607 00:39:29,826 --> 00:39:31,862 - I'm sorry, what? - Come on, man. 608 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,160 Hey! 609 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:36,363 Oh, I got one too. What...? 610 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,823 My. "Zoology." 611 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:43,962 - That's what you were talking about earlier. - Yes. Exactly. Your avatar is a zoologist. 612 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:49,133 You know, my nephew Maxwell is a veterinarian. What a fascinating... 613 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,506 Martha: "Linguistics"? - I didn't have that last time. 614 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,930 - The study of languages. Eddie: Makes sense. 615 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:57,180 He studies the entire language on his way to the point. 616 00:39:57,270 --> 00:40:00,433 Anyway, he's 32. Or is he 35? 617 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,435 - Time does fly. - Okay, let's get it over with. 618 00:40:07,864 --> 00:40:09,445 You gotta be kidding me. 619 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:11,898 Well, geometry is... 620 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,449 Is new. Yeah. 621 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,652 Who wouldn't want to be better at geometry? 622 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,033 And for weaknesses, "endurance." 623 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:22,037 And what else? Let's see, "heat, sun and sand.” 624 00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:26,003 Shouldn't be a problem. 625 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,924 It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything. 626 00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,627 What's the point of this guy? Who even needs this guy? 627 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:36,010 - He can read the map. - Easy for you to say, you got nunchucks! 628 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:39,343 I've been training four hours a day for six months. 629 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,223 Now look at me! 630 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,851 Man, it is hot out here! 631 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:47,685 How is this guy a character in an adventure game? 632 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:50,482 Okay, okay, okay. 633 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:53,485 I just gotta get this guy in shape and build up some endurance. 634 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,736 I know how to do that. 635 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,442 Burpees. Five burpees, right now. 636 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,777 Get it going! 637 00:41:...