Support Your Local Sheriff!

BLAME YOU. 531 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,770 PICK IT UP, JOE. 532 00:34:17,838 --> 00:34:25,294 GO ON, PICK IT UP. 533 00:34:25,362 --> 00:34:27,530 I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, JAKE. 534 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:31,066 YOU ARE ONE TOUGH-TALKING BLOWHARD. 535 00:34:31,134 --> 00:34:32,835 YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME ON. 536 00:34:32,903 --> 00:34:34,203 LIKE IT OR NOT. 537 00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:36,038 WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE NOW. 538 00:34:36,106 --> 00:34:38,240 COME ON. 539 00:34:38,308 --> 00:34:40,610 EASY, BOYS. 540 00:34:40,677 --> 00:34:42,244 ME AND THE SHERIFF TAKES A DIM VIEW 541 00:34:42,312 --> 00:34:51,521 OF SHOWOFFS WITH GUNS. 542 00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:53,422 REMEMBER, THE SHERIFF SAID NO MORE SHOOTING 543 00:34:53,490 --> 00:34:55,124 TILL THE SUN GOES DOWN. 544 00:34:55,191 --> 00:34:56,559 IS THAT WHAT HE SAID? CLOSE ENOUGH. 545 00:34:56,627 --> 00:35:03,766 DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE! 546 00:35:03,834 --> 00:35:05,868 JAKE, LOOK AROUND THE DESK THERE 547 00:35:05,936 --> 00:35:09,038 FOR A DEPUTY SHERIFF'S BADGE. 548 00:35:09,105 --> 00:35:11,206 I NEVER SAID I WAS TAKING NO JOB AS A DEPUTY. 549 00:35:11,274 --> 00:35:13,976 YOU'RE TRYING TO CORNER ME. 550 00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:16,712 I'M SURPRISED AT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME, TOO. 551 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:18,814 I WAS JUST RIDING THROUGH ON MY WAY TO AUSTRALIA. 552 00:35:18,882 --> 00:35:20,716 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 553 00:35:20,784 --> 00:35:22,785 THIS IS PLAIN STUPID. 554 00:35:22,853 --> 00:35:24,453 YOU CALLING THE SHERIFF STUPID? 555 00:35:24,521 --> 00:35:25,821 DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM? 556 00:35:25,889 --> 00:35:27,023 HE'S JUST THE TOWN CHARACTER. 557 00:35:27,090 --> 00:35:29,158 WAS THE TOWN CHARACTER. 558 00:35:29,225 --> 00:35:31,427 I'M NOW A DEPUTY SHERIFF, 559 00:35:31,494 --> 00:35:34,864 AND PROBABLY THE SECOND FASTEST GUN HERE. 560 00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:36,131 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 561 00:35:36,199 --> 00:35:37,266 WELL, HE PROBABLY IS. 562 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,400 IF HE ISN'T, HE WILL BE 563 00:35:38,468 --> 00:35:39,802 AFTER I'VE WORKED WITH HIM 564 00:35:39,870 --> 00:35:42,337 FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 565 00:35:42,405 --> 00:35:47,509 COME ON, JOE. 566 00:35:47,578 --> 00:35:49,979 JOE, THE RIGHT CELL IS YOURS. 567 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:51,914 WE DON'T HAVE ANY BARS YET. 568 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:53,148 YOU'RE KIDDING. 569 00:35:53,216 --> 00:35:55,017 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 570 00:35:55,085 --> 00:35:57,920 WE'RE GOING TO OPERATE AS IF THERE WERE BARS. 571 00:35:57,988 --> 00:35:59,889 YOU STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE LINE. 572 00:35:59,957 --> 00:36:02,124 AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. 573 00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:03,826 WHAT? 574 00:36:03,894 --> 00:36:05,761 IN THIS JAIL, 575 00:36:05,829 --> 00:36:07,697 YOU STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE LINE 576 00:36:07,764 --> 00:36:11,366 AND WE WILL JUST GET ALONG FINE. 577 00:36:11,434 --> 00:36:15,905 YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT IN THIS LOUSY CELL-- 578 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:21,343