Death of a Gunfighter

330 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,266 We either keep up with the times, 331 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,399 or we lose out. 332 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:55,576 You know what it took to get the railroad to come through here. 333 00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:59,014 And the day we got it, we were all riding high, 334 00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:03,758 just waiting for new business and industry to come pouring in. 335 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:07,327 But suppose you're an eastern investor, 336 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:10,199 just...just stepping off the train? 337 00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:12,245 You've come to look us over. 338 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:16,466 Come here a minute. I want to show you something. 339 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:28,261 That's our town marshal, 340 00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:30,306 Bo Patch. 341 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:33,527 Probably slept in those clothes always did... 342 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:37,661 look at him. Reminds you of the cover on a dime novel. 343 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:41,361 "rootin'-tootin' cowboy with guns blazing." 344 00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:43,842 Can you see that man in this picture? 345 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:48,672 This is a new town. 346 00:30:48,803 --> 00:30:50,239 He's all used up. 347 00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:55,244 Well, Andrew? 348 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:14,307 Well, I... I don't want any trouble. 349 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,831 But if you want my honest opinion... 350 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:20,704 by all means, Andrew, we want your honest opinion. 351 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,493 I-I'm sorry, but I'm afraid he's too proud and stubborn 352 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:27,973 to quit. 353 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,543 Well, what would you suggest we do, Andrew? 354 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,112 I'm afraid I don't know. 355 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:42,422 However... 356 00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:46,208 I'll go along with anything you gentlemen agree on. 357 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:07,012 In the 20 years I've known you, Andrew, 358 00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,188 I can't remember you completing a sentence 359 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:13,322 without saying, I'm sorry or I'm afraid. 360 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:19,241 No sense in getting mad, Mr. Rosenbloom. 361 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:25,117 Not mad... 362 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,553 just sad. 363 00:32:26,683 --> 00:32:28,685 Very sad. 364 00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:39,261 [ door closes ] 365 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:42,090 Sign the paper, Chester, and let's get on with it. 366 00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:24,611 Marshal? 367 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:26,613 Hmm? 368 00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:28,180 Do you know anything about sex? 369 00:33:30,921 --> 00:33:32,184 Some, I guess. 370 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:36,405 Hilda? 371 00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:39,626 Yeah. Mm. 372 00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:42,585 She's driving me right out of my stupid mind. 373 00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:43,934 I mean out. 374 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:49,288 I know it's hard to understand, but... 375 00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:51,290 well, it's hard to think straight 376 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,553 with all that softness and heat in her face and everything. 377 00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:55,076 I know. I know that. 378 00:33:57,557 --> 00:33:58,601 You know something, Marshal? 379 00:33:58,732 --> 00:34:00,255 What's that? 380 00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:02,344 I wish I was a kid again. 381 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:05,956 Yeah. 382 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:08,568 Don't burn out your pipe, son. 383 00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,222 Oh. 384 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:14,052 I haven't done anything to her. 385 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,140 You know that. 386 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:16,445 You haven't? 387 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:17,446 No! 388 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:18,795 That's good. 389 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,976 Not that I wouldn't like to, though, you understand? 390 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:28,066 Oh, sure. I understand that all right. 391 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:34,028 But how do you stay easy? 392 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:37,510 I mean, how's a man supposed to stay easy? 393 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,688 Well, you ever try sticking your neck under a pump 394 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:44,212 and letting the cold water run down your back? 395 00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:46,258 No. Does it help? 396 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,435 Never helped me. 397 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:50,740 [ dogs barking ] 398 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,008 Well, now... 399 00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,794 it looks like we're gonna have company. 400 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:11,457 [ dogs barking ] 401 00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:29,692 Not now, Paul. 402 00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:31,912 Fix it later. 403 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,174 [ backfires ] 404 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:43,358 Hello, Frank. Danny boy. 405 00:35:43,489