Hot Fuzz

of equipment you will ever own. 659 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:23,592 This notebook has saved my skin 660 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:25,181 more times than I care to mention. 661 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:26,874 You should think about using yours more often. 662 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:27,933 I do use mine. 663 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,024 Show me. 664 00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:35,524 That's just extraordinary. 665 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:37,401 You should see the one on the other side. 666 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:44,620 What are you up to tonight? 667 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,497 I have to water my peace Lily. 668 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,121 Thought you might wanna do something. 669 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,542 What exactly were you thinking? 670 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:51,335 Don't know. Pub? 671 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:54,586 I don't think that's a good idea. Do you? 672 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,086 Oil you two. 673 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:03,633 A Mr. blower left you tickets for Romeo and Juliet tonight. 674 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:05,092 Said it was by way of an apology. 675 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,722 Yeah? Yeah. 676 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:09,980 Well, we can't accept gifts from somebody we've officially rebuked. 677 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,181 So... 678 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:12,857 Yeah. 679 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,776 Nicholas. Glad I caught you. 680 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:19,607 Wondered if you wouldn't mind representing us at the am drams tonight. 681 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:20,986 Yes, sir, of course. 682 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,613 And there's a spare for Danny, too. 683 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:26,117 Yeah! Hey, come on, it might be fun. 684 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:31,705 A dateless bargain to engrossing death. 685 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:36,502 Here's to my love. 686 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,551 Now. 687 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:52,894 Poison? I'll kiss thy lips. 688 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,901 Haply some poison doth yet hang on them. 689 00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:05,694 Bang! Lc 690 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,089 Sergeant angel, hi-hi. 691 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,845 Quick word for the sandford citizen. 692 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,805 It was very enjoyable. 693 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,082 "Cop enjoys watching young lovers"? 694 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,141 I don't think so. 695 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,918 "Local Bobby gives thumbs up to teen suicide"? 696 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,523 That's just grossly inappropriate. 697 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:39,607 You will try and spell his name correctly this time, won't you, Timothy? 698 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,155 Absolute tosh, wasn't it? 699 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,815 And annoyingly, the understudies 700 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,526 are actually professional actors. 701 00:36:46,705 --> 00:36:49,162 Greg over there was an extra in straw dogs 702 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:51,129 and sheree portrayed a cadaver in prime suspect. 703 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,370 Sergeant angel, you came? 704 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,828 So thrilled you accepted my invitation. 705 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:59,881 Well, our inspector requested we attend. So... 706 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:03,552 Yeah, we can't accept gifts from someone we've officially rebuked so... 707 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,179 Jog on. 708 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,058 Congratulations to you and to Mrs. blower. 709 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,269 Oh, this is not my wife. 710 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:17,099 This is miss draper. My leading lady. 711 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:19,768 Eve works in the local council, sergeant. 712 00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:21,899 Quite the lady in the know. 713 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,275 I am not. 714 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,947 Nonsense. 715 00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,616 I'm sure if we bashed your head in, 716 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:30,741 all sorts of secrets would come tumbling out. 717 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:37,206 Romeo, Romeo, a pint of bitter for Romeo? 718 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:39,233 Thank you very much for coming, George. Excuse us. 719 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,373 A pleasure, my liege. 720 00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:42,799 Eve's nice, ain't she? 721 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,877 She certainly has a distinctive laugh. 722 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,632 She was in my year at school. 723 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:48,384 Always had a thing for her. 724 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,140 She clearly has a thing for older men. 725 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,556 What, with Martin blower? No way! 726 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:57,726 We just sat through three hours of so-called acting, constable, 727 00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,559 their kiss was the only convincing moment in it. 728 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:02,314 Hey, now you come to mention it, 729 00:3...