Jungle Cruise

(MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN) 725 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,105 (MEN SHOUTING) 726 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,440 (NILO WHIMPERS) 727 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,610 (GASPING) 728 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:36,694 (YELLS) 729 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,453 Frank! 730 00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:47,538 (BOTH CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 731 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:54,587 Oh. 732 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,676 (CRASHING) 733 00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:05,514 (DRAGONFLY BUZZING) 734 00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:15,441 FRANK: Look what they did to you. Poor thing. 735 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,779 I'm so sorry. Machine guns. 736 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,989 Who brings a submarine to the Amazon? 737 00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:26,035 But you still outran them. Every time. 738 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,711 (PRAISES IN SPANISH) 739 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:42,093 I thought I'd keep it casual. 740 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,512 Well, you've really outdone yourself this time. 741 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:47,723 Do we know the identity of our homicidal maniac in the submarine? 742 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,183 No, I don't know his name. 743 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,977 But the youngest son of Kaiser Wilhelm 744 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,145 wrote several articles about the Tears of the Moon. 745 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,481 And if I had to guess, I would say that that's him. 746 00:37:57,483 --> 00:37:58,734 Aren't you hot in all that? 747 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,611 Not in the slightest. 748 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:04,907 My eyeballs are sweating. 749 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,453 (MACGREGOR GROANS) 750 00:38:09,537 --> 00:38:10,663 LILY: Are you all right, love? 751 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:19,046 (DOLPHINS WHISTLING) 752 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,757 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness! MacGregor, look! 753 00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:24,051 Inia geoffrensis! 754 00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:27,179 Oh, how beautiful! (LAUGHING) 755 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:28,556 (DOLPHIN WHISTLING) 756 00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:30,933 (LAUGHS) 757 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,269 You know, here we call them "encantado." 758 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,438 -"Bewitched"? -Yeah. Shape-shifter spirits. 759 00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:38,399 Don't look them directly in the eye unless you want nightmares for life. 760 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:41,319 You believe in legends, you should believe in curses, too. 761 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,114 Okay. 762 00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:49,910 (DOLPHIN WHISTLING) 763 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:53,581 Hey, MacGregor. 764 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,959 Had a girlfriend once, she was cross-eyed. Didn't work out. 765 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,502 We could never see eye to eye. 766 00:38:58,586 --> 00:38:59,962 -(SNORTS) -(FRANK LAUGHING) 767 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,214 LILY: Oh, my God. Is that your idea of a joke? 768 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:03,424 That is not funny. 769 00:39:03,507 --> 00:39:05,760 I'm also quite sure she was seeing somebody on the side. 770 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:07,219 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) 771 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,639 (BOTH LAUGHING) 772 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:14,935 Silly. 773 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,562 (CAMERA WHIRRING) 774 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:28,741 You know, most people smile when they're on camera, Frank. 775 00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:30,493 (NO AUDIO) 776 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:33,204 It's a moving picture camera. 777 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,455 Have you never seen one before? 778 00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:35,748 I've never seen a moving picture. 779 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,083 They're so much fun 780 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,668 and you can experience being anywhere in the world. 781 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:40,920 Ah. 782 00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:42,171 Although, why would you want to, 783 00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:44,006 if you could be here, surrounded by all this? 784 00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:45,091 It's just... 785 00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:47,551 Oh, it's like drifting through the Garden of Eden. 786 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,845 It's just beautiful. 787 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,848 Look at this. Frank, did you see these heliconias? 788 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,439 Do you know there's more individual species 789 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,149 on one tree in the Amazon than there is... 790 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,359 (NO AUDIO) 791 00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,573 (CHUCKLING) 792 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:15,246 MacGregor, I think you seem to be taking us off course. 793 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:16,539 We should turn that way. 794 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:17,998 FRANK: No, we're good. Stay on course. 795 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,458 Lágrimas de Cristal is that way. 796 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:20,543 LILY: Frank, Frank... FRANK: He's fine. 797 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,044 I think you're mistaken. (CHUCKLES) 798 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,337 I'm not mistaken, I'm the skipper. 799 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,256 The Lágrimas de Cristal is straight ahead. 800 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:26,340 Stay on course. 801 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:29,135 Frank,