The Leisure Seeker

- On that? 642 00:37:25,572 --> 00:37:27,303 Yeah, it's a piece of cake. 643 00:37:27,305 --> 00:37:29,203 - How? - All right. 644 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:30,569 - Come on, help her out. - All right, I'll help you up. 645 00:37:30,571 --> 00:37:31,970 - Here we go. - Okay. 646 00:37:31,972 --> 00:37:33,336 Great. 647 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:34,906 - Okay, go. - All right. Here we go. 648 00:37:54,404 --> 00:37:56,338 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 649 00:38:02,437 --> 00:38:04,271 ELLA: John! 650 00:38:04,273 --> 00:38:06,969 - John. - Ella. 651 00:38:06,971 --> 00:38:10,969 Ella. What the hell are you doing on a motorcycle? 652 00:38:10,971 --> 00:38:12,906 They're dangerous, for God's sakes. 653 00:38:14,071 --> 00:38:15,435 I don't believe you. 654 00:38:15,437 --> 00:38:17,837 On a motorcycle without a helmet. 655 00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:19,969 - And who was that guy? - Go to hell. 656 00:38:19,971 --> 00:38:22,305 Well, you'll be with me in the handbasket, missus. 657 00:38:30,337 --> 00:38:31,836 How you doing, darling? 658 00:38:31,838 --> 00:38:35,003 - I mean it. Go to hell. - What? 659 00:38:35,005 --> 00:38:36,302 You left me behind. 660 00:38:36,304 --> 00:38:38,370 - I did not. - You left me alone. 661 00:38:38,372 --> 00:38:40,502 I mean, I don't know where you thought you were going, 662 00:38:40,504 --> 00:38:42,070 you and your empty head. 663 00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:45,570 Me, going somewhere without you? 664 00:38:45,572 --> 00:38:47,040 You must be crazy. 665 00:38:57,571 --> 00:39:00,005 - Let me do it, dear. - No. What... 666 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:02,236 John. 667 00:39:02,238 --> 00:39:03,505 That's dangerous. 668 00:39:09,939 --> 00:39:11,473 (SIREN WAILING) 669 00:39:18,071 --> 00:39:19,972 Put your hands back on the wheel. 670 00:39:21,505 --> 00:39:23,040 (JOHN SIGHS) 671 00:39:25,838 --> 00:39:29,070 John, you need to pull over. 672 00:39:29,072 --> 00:39:31,870 - Why? You need to pee? - The police are right behind us. 673 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:34,107 Now, let me do the talking, okay? 674 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,470 I need to find out if that 675 00:39:36,472 --> 00:39:38,205 fool son of ours has snitched on us. 676 00:39:40,539 --> 00:39:42,072 You just keep quiet. 677 00:39:48,237 --> 00:39:49,372 Here he comes. 678 00:39:56,271 --> 00:39:57,936 License and registration, please. 679 00:39:57,938 --> 00:40:00,238 Yes, Officer. Of course. Here. 680 00:40:01,039 --> 00:40:02,339 (EXHALES) 681 00:40:09,305 --> 00:40:10,773 I'm John Spencer. 682 00:40:15,504 --> 00:40:17,969 Mr. Spencer, I pulled you over 'cause I saw you 683 00:40:17,971 --> 00:40:19,503 weaving in and out of lanes back there. 684 00:40:19,505 --> 00:40:21,903 Yes, Officer, it was completely my fault. 685 00:40:21,905 --> 00:40:23,069 I was trying to open this bottle of... 686 00:40:23,071 --> 00:40:24,837 Ma'am? 687 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,436 I'd prefer Mr. Spencer to answer for himself, please. 688 00:40:26,438 --> 00:40:29,303 Yes, Officer, I was just trying 689 00:40:29,305 --> 00:40:33,003 to help her open the thing. 690 00:40:33,005 --> 00:40:34,139 "The thing"? 691 00:40:35,272 --> 00:40:36,439 Yeah, the thing. 692 00:40:38,805 --> 00:40:40,106 The, the, the bottle. 693 00:40:45,504 --> 00:40:46,940 (BURPS) 694 00:40:48,938 --> 00:40:50,369 I'm gonna go run your license. 695 00:40:50,371 --> 00:40:51,439 Stay put. 696 00:40:53,806 --> 00:40:56,203 What are you, insane? 697 00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:58,502 Don't even think about it. 698 00:40:58,504 --> 00:41:00,303 Give me the keys. 699 00:41:00,305 --> 00:41:02,869 Shh. Zip it. He's coming back. 700 00:41:02,871 --> 00:41:06,371 Just be polite. Do not burp or fart. 701 00:41:08,039 --> 00:41:09,969 Don't call him the fuzz. 702 00:41:09,971 --> 00:41:13,170 What's going on, old-timer? Thinking about running on me? 703 00:41:13,172 --> 00:41:15,936 You two want to end up on "The World's Slowest Police Chases"? 704 00:41:15,938 --> 00:41:18,839 (LAUGHS) That's a good one, Officer. 705 00:41:19,905 --> 00:41:21,336 Stay in your lane. 706 00:41:21,338 --> 00:41:24,037 - Respect the speed limits, okay? - Thank you. 707 00:41:24,039 --> 00:41:26,469 Absolutely, Officer. Thank you so much. 708 00:41:26,471 --> 00:41:27,905 - Have a good day. - Ma'am. 709 00:41:29,105 --> 00:41:30,869 Give me the key. 710 00:41:30,871 --> 00:41:32,405 Damn fool policeman. 711 00:41:33,172 --> 00:41:34,435 (SCOFFS) 712 00:41:34,437 --> 00:41:36,772 "World's Slowest Police Chase." 713 00:41:38,504 --> 00:41:41,072 Who's he think I am? O.J. Simpson? 714 00:41:45,305 --> 00:41:48,206 Our old trips were never this adventurous, were they? 715 00:41:50,805 --> 00:41:52,470 Traveling's important. 716 00:41:52,472 --> 00:41:54,502 Broadening