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and cucumber for the carrot? If it's not too much trouble. 738 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:29,903 Fuck yeah. 739 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:33,776 S50, what I need to talk to you about... 740 00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,552 It's something that I did. You fucked someone. 741 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,440 Whoa, nol it's nothing like that. 742 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,367 You fucked someone, didn't you? I knew it. 743 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,454 I just did a rap battle. 744 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,081 What?! 745 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,458 It's really not a big deal. Really. It's just something I wanted to do, 746 00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:48,524 and I did well enough that I actually have another one booked in la next month. 747 00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:51,585 So I was thinking we should go together. Like a fun weekend trip. 748 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,257 Like a fun weekend trip. 749 00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,344 Doesn't that sound... fun? 750 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,046 Mmm... I'll tell you what it sounds like: 751 00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:00,052 It sounds like you going behind my back 752 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,761 and doing the one thing we explicitly agreed you weren't going to do, 753 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:08,224 not to mention the misogynistic, homophobic, ableist, transphobic... 754 00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:12,356 Saying rap music lorifies violence. Don't you hink that's a little... racist? 755 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,446 Reductivist? Colonialist? 756 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:17,069 Don't you think that's a little bit... 757 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,367 Don't you think that sounds a little bit colonialist? 758 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,454 Excuse me? 759 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,829 I mean, you're passing judgment on a grassroots African-American culture 760 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:26,783 based on your own privileged white perspective. 761 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,460 That just seems like a colonialist critique 762 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,084 rather than honestly engaging with them on their own terms. 763 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:36,922 You know, that is why I didn't tell you about the battle in the first place. 764 00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,129 I knew you being there would be... 765 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:41,767 Problematic. 766 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:46,386 Are you saying that if 1 don't go to la with you and support you in battling, 767 00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,891 it makes me racist? 768 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:49,524 Yep. 769 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:52,525 I never thought about it that way. 770 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:56,896 That is because there are systems in place that keep you thinking that way. 771 00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:58,322 Wow. I mean you're right. 772 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,825 I have been so caught up in my own privilege 773 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:05,184 that I never thought to examine battling from an authentic contextual point of view. 774 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,039 We all slip up sometimes. 775 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:09,913 Okay. So help me understand. Like... 776 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,920 What's an example of a line you would say? 777 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:14,838 What's something you would say to me? 778 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,111 1 don't think that's a good idea. 779 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:19,753 I'm trying to understand here. I am trying to engage. 780 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,714 Adam, if you love me, you'll insult me in a rhyme. 781 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:24,427 Right now. 782 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:26,311 Okay. 783 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:28,769 Okay. Uh... 784 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:30,889 Okay, how about this... 785 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,310 I'm just here to respect women and treat them equally 786 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:39,943 I took you to a vegan eatery, why would you have some beef with me? 787 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,867 Oh, my god, that's so good! Go again. 788 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:49,786 You're crunchy granola, I can tell by your pungent aroma 789 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,869 you smell like swamp water, I'm worried you've been fuckin' with Yoda. 790 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:56,081 And your whole fuckin' style is more tasteless than this tofu 791 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:59,375 the way I killed you with rhymes I'm like your deadbeat mother, I diss-owned you! 792 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,548 What the fuck, Adam?! 793 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:06,181 Get the fuck out. 794 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:08,497 Oh, you don't understand, she actually asked me to say that. 795 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,332 Well, not that exactly, but we were just joking around. 796 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:13,085 I was actually coming up with hypothetical rap battle lines to say to her. 797 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:15,003 You know, like if I looked at your shirt and said something like, 798 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:16,588 it's funny you have a shirt with Bob Marley, 799 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:19,524 because your pussy hair looks like a cross between him and Rob zombie. 800 00:44:19,615 --> 00: