The Horse's Mouth

423 00:31:37,672 --> 00:31:40,882 It's the police he's on to. 424 00:31:40,883 --> 00:31:43,553 - I don't believe that. - It's the police, I tell you! 425 00:31:49,434 --> 00:31:52,310 Shh! 426 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:55,857 - Do you hear anything? - Shh, sir. 427 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:01,112 I can't hear a thing. 428 00:32:01,113 --> 00:32:03,364 Well, I can. It's the police car. 429 00:32:07,535 --> 00:32:10,663 Oh! That treacherous old crocodile! 430 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:18,879 Oh, no, no! No, no, no! 431 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,173 Up here, boys! 432 00:32:21,174 --> 00:32:23,885 They're starving an artist to death! 433 00:32:28,139 --> 00:32:30,182 No, no, no! 434 00:32:30,183 --> 00:32:33,560 The police, Roberts. Let them in! 435 00:32:33,561 --> 00:32:36,855 I don't see why they have to break the window. 436 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,861 - Oh! - Oh, murder! Murder! 437 00:32:53,664 --> 00:32:55,749 The kitchen, Roberts! The kitchen. 438 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:58,919 Down the passage. 439 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,838 And I'm giving a month's notice! 440 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:17,188 Good morning. I'm the gas man, and this is my daughter, Gladys. 441 00:33:17,189 --> 00:33:20,148 Oh, I wasn't expecting you. The meter's in the pantry. 442 00:33:36,249 --> 00:33:38,792 I say, you two. This taxi's taken. 443 00:33:38,793 --> 00:33:41,461 I'm Dr. A.W. Alabaster, in a hurry... 444 00:33:41,462 --> 00:33:44,047 taking this lady to St. George's Hospital. 445 00:33:44,048 --> 00:33:48,009 I'm not going through with it, Mr. Jimson! There's nothing the matter with me. 446 00:33:48,010 --> 00:33:50,262 Pay no attention, gentlemen. She's a little overwrought. 447 00:33:50,263 --> 00:33:52,348 - Hey, driver! - Don't fool with the man at the wheel. 448 00:33:52,349 --> 00:33:54,432 If you have been up to any hanky-panky, we'll call the police. 449 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,935 She's not a girl for hanky-panky, I assure you... 450 00:33:56,936 --> 00:33:58,937 and the police know all about us. 451 00:33:58,938 --> 00:34:01,481 - Don't they, Gladys? - Oh, I've had enough. 452 00:34:01,482 --> 00:34:04,234 Here's your letter. You go and see your millionaire on your own. 453 00:34:04,235 --> 00:34:07,654 And don't forget the money you owe me, and send it registered. 454 00:34:07,655 --> 00:34:09,865 I don't want to see you again, ever. 455 00:34:11,158 --> 00:34:13,577 Shock treatment, that's what she wants. 456 00:34:13,578 --> 00:34:16,580 Oh, excuse me. 457 00:34:16,581 --> 00:34:19,791 "Sir William and Lady Beeder. Chatfield Court." 458 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:23,421 Thank you. Oh, we've passed it! 459 00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:40,478 And every space as small as a globule of man's blood-- 460 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:42,981 such as this we now occupy-- 461 00:34:42,982 --> 00:34:45,567 opens into eternity. 462 00:34:45,568 --> 00:34:47,694 I quote from old man Blake. 463 00:34:47,695 --> 00:34:50,447 Are you sure Sir William and Lady Beeder are expecting you? 464 00:34:50,448 --> 00:34:54,618 Expecting me? They're down on their knees praying for me. 465 00:34:54,619 --> 00:34:56,537 Top floor. 466 00:35:00,625 --> 00:35:02,585 6-B, on the left. 467 00:35:10,343 --> 00:35:13,845 What are you waiting for? Think I'm gonna walk off with the door? 468 00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:16,139 I beg your pardon. I thought I heard the bell. 469 00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:21,102 - Uh, are you the butler here? - Hardly. I'm Sir William Beeder's secretary. 470 00:35:21,103 --> 00:35:23,314 - What can I do for you? Are you lost? - No. 471 00:35:23,315 --> 00:35:25,774 Now, don't tell me. I'm psychic. 472 00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:29,778 You are A.W. Alabaster, and the very man I want. 473 00:35:29,779 --> 00:35:33,073 - You have the advantage of me. - I'm Gulley Jimson, the world-renowned painter. 474 00:35:33,074 --> 00:35:37,452 Mr. Jimson, forgive me! I should have recognized you. Yes, I'm Alabaster. Do come in. 475 00:35:37,453 --> 00:35:39,663 It's all right, Hodges. 476 00:35:39,664 --> 00:35:42,332 You understand we do have to be a little careful. 477 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:44,251 Let me take your hat. 478 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,551 What is it, Mr. Jimson? 479 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:56,388 - Are you unwell? - That wall! 480 00:35:56,389 --> 00:36:01,685 It's rather bare, I'm afraid. Lady Beeder has just had a tapestry removed for renovation. 481 00:36:01,686 --> 00:36:06,357 That's the wall I want! I've dreamt of a wall like that. 482 00:36:06,358 --> 00:36:10,362 I see it. I see it. 483 00:36:12,364 --> 00:36:14,448 The Raising of Lazarus! 484 00:36:18,453 --> 00:36:21,413 A yellow pair of feet, long and stringy. 485 00:36:21,414 --> 00:36:24,749 A black pair, huge and strong. 486 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:28,586 A child's feet, pink, with nails like polished coral. 487 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:31,756 An old pair with knobbly toes, curled into the dust. 488 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,426 - I'm afraid Lady Beeder-- - Oh, Lady Beeder, down in