Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Sorry for What I Said When I Was Hungry

543 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:14,094 It's a lot of fun. Then we'll go inside, and we'll go to the after-party. 544 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,345 It's gonna be great." 545 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,055 As she's telling me this, I'm looking around, 546 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,057 and I look over and I notice-- 547 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,934 I see him. I see Arnold Schwarzenegger. 548 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,519 And I freak out. 549 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:27,357 "It's Arnold Schwarzenegger! It's Arnold Schwarzenegger!" 550 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,361 "Relax. Relax. You've never met Arnie?" 551 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,905 I said, "No, I've never met Arnie." 552 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:39,411 "I work with him all the time. He's really nice. 553 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,621 Would you like me to introduce you?" 554 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:43,707 I'm like, "Yes!" 555 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:49,337 She takes me by the hand, and she walks me directly to Arnold. 556 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:52,173 I'm freaking out so bad. I look like a big-ass toddler. 557 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,431 We get over to Arnold Schwarzenegger's area. 558 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:00,765 He's Arnold Schwarzenegger. 559 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:04,269 He's already got a big group of people around him, waiting to take a photo. 560 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,438 So I'm just patiently waiting. 561 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:09,232 As I'm watching him, you guys-- I gotta tell you right now. 562 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:16,239 No one on this planet is better at meeting people than Arnold Schwarzenegger. 563 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:19,492 He is the greatest people-meeter I've ever witnessed. 564 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:24,289 The reason I say this is because when you meet him, he's very engaging. 565 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,291 He grabs your hand. He pulls you in. 566 00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,628 He looks at you in the eyes and he turns it on. 567 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:35,425 When you meet Arnold, you get exactly what you think you're gonna get. 568 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,926 It's awesome to watch. 569 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:39,346 "How are you? So nice to meet you. 570 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,848 You so strong. You pump iron? Ay! Look at you! 571 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:45,268 This is incredible, got these lights and this red carpet. 572 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,436 'scuse me. How are you? 573 00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:50,065 Ay! You so strong! You pump iron? This is incredible. Look at you." 574 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:53,443 People are walking away from him, looking at their hand. 575 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,198 They're looking at their hand, you guys. 576 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:01,159 Ten minutes I'm watching Arnold Schwarzenegger light people up. 577 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,911 Then I notice something else. 578 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:08,667 I notice that Arnold has a handler, a guy who stands right behind him. 579 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,960 And it's this guy's job 580 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:15,924 to basically reset Arnold for the next person he's about to meet. 581 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:20,470 Arnold Schwarzenegger will never cut off a conversation with a fan. 582 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,348 The guy behind him listens in on the conversation, 583 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:25,433 and he determines when enough is enough, 584 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,603 and then he signals Arnold to cut it off and move on. 585 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,938 Here's the signal. 586 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:33,942 He grabs the back of Arnold's arm, right there, two times. One, two. 587 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:38,738 That lets Arnold know: cut it off, time to move on. Always to the left. 588 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:39,864 Awesome to watch. 589 00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:43,243 "This is incredible with these lights and these special effects going on here. 590 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,286 'scuse me. How are you? Nice to meet you. 591 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:47,038 You so strong. Ay!" 592 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,832 I'm, like-- 593 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:52,961 So I yell out to the handler, "Hey!" And the handler turns around. 594 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:56,631 "Hit him! I wanna meet him! Hit him!" 595 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,426 And he starts laughing because now he sees that I see 596 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,136 how the Terminator is really working. 597 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,431 So he gives me one of these. 598 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,103 Next thing you know, he is lighting Arnold up. 599 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:14,274 He is hitting Arnold so fast, Arnold can barely keep up. 600 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,692 "'scuse me. Pardon me. How are you? 601 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,361 'scuse me. Pardon me. High five. High five. 602 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:23,199