The Valley of Gwangi

Nothing. Anything for you, baby. 206 00:23:52,462 --> 00:23:55,713 Don't give me any of that "baby" stuff. What's the pitch? 207 00:23:55,883 --> 00:23:58,838 - Carlos brought me a new act. - What kind of an act? 208 00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:04,347 - Stick around. Come to the opening at... - No, no, I mean now. 209 00:24:06,021 --> 00:24:08,893 All right, I'll show you tonight. 210 00:24:09,067 --> 00:24:12,686 But first the patient must rest, or he might have a relapse. 211 00:24:12,863 --> 00:24:15,569 - And relapses can be fatal. - T.J., I want to know... 212 00:24:15,742 --> 00:24:18,364 Now lie still. 213 00:24:18,537 --> 00:24:21,373 Doesn't it hurt to move? 214 00:24:22,751 --> 00:24:24,709 Terrible. 215 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:38,472 Meet El Diablo. 216 00:24:55,376 --> 00:24:58,580 Well, if that don't beat all. 217 00:25:02,343 --> 00:25:05,345 You want a little sugar, don't you? 218 00:25:10,437 --> 00:25:13,688 - Where'd you ever get a critter like that? - Carlos found him. 219 00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:17,859 Must have been in a gold mine, because that's what he is. Solid gold. 220 00:25:18,238 --> 00:25:21,739 It took a while to train him, but now he's about ready for his debut. 221 00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:24,117 Well, what's the act? 222 00:25:29,711 --> 00:25:34,173 We strap a platform onto Omar's back, and El Diablo waltzes on top. 223 00:25:34,342 --> 00:25:39,967 A horse dancing on horseback. That's gonna be a humdinger. 224 00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:54,399 I can see it all now. Presenting El Diablo, the world's only miniature horse. 225 00:25:54,577 --> 00:25:57,495 We are on our way to a fortune. 226 00:26:00,501 --> 00:26:04,963 - Amazing. - It's absolutely astounding. 227 00:26:05,132 --> 00:26:09,083 Yeah, it was those three toes that started me thinking. 228 00:26:11,765 --> 00:26:14,720 And four on its hind feet. 229 00:26:15,979 --> 00:26:19,729 - Great Scott, it could be- - Yeah, an Eo... What's it? 230 00:26:19,901 --> 00:26:22,902 - Hippus. - Eohippus. Yes. 231 00:26:23,197 --> 00:26:26,198 Eohippus, if you are one... 232 00:26:27,118 --> 00:26:32,576 ...what are you doing here 50 million years after you should be extinct? 233 00:26:35,295 --> 00:26:38,048 It could be a freak of nature, of course. 234 00:26:38,549 --> 00:26:40,839 Well, is there any way you can tell? 235 00:26:41,386 --> 00:26:43,712 By checking its origin. 236 00:26:44,098 --> 00:26:46,886 If I could prove that this is the genuine article... 237 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:49,634 ...I shall undoubtedly receive a knighthood... 238 00:26:49,981 --> 00:26:53,814 ...for the greatest scientific discovery of the age. 239 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:58,897 The greatest scientific discovery of the age? 240 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:04,075 - T.J. Doesn't know what she's got. - Sir Horace Bromley. 241 00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:05,744 It'll look great in lights. 242 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:10,747 - Galileo, Newton, Darwin, Bromley. - Buffalo Bill, Barnum and Bailey. 243 00:27:10,924 --> 00:27:13,001 - Bromley. - Or the Ringling Brothers. 244 00:27:13,177 --> 00:27:15,751 Yes. Yes. We'll play one off against the other. 245 00:27:15,931 --> 00:27:18,932 - Sell to the highest bidder. They'll beg. - Possibly Lord... 246 00:27:19,101 --> 00:27:21,937 - We'd make a killing. - ...Bromley. 247 00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:26,486 We must find out where this little horse came from. 248 00:27:26,653 --> 00:27:29,820 Yes, let's go find this guy Carlos. 249 00:27:35,122 --> 00:27:37,827 - Impossible. - But my dear fellow... 250 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,082 ...I have no commercial interest in El Diablo. I'm a scientist. 251 00:27:42,256 --> 00:27:46,634 I don't care what you are. T.J. Has given away our secret. 252 00:27:46,803 --> 00:27:50,173 - Destroying all my dreams. - Oh, come now, be reasonable. 253 00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:52,841 Reason is something my people do not understand. 254 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:56,935 That witch Tia Zorina tells them superstitious nonsense about El Diablo. 255 00:27:57,108 --> 00:27:59,647 - They believe it. - At least show us the camp. 256 00:27:59,820 --> 00:28:04,649 I don't want any more trouble. You've caused enough already. 257 00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:11,994 - Well, thanks for your help, Carlos. - What help? 258 00:28:12,169 --> 00:28:16,382 "Tia Zorina. Camp." We can sure find where that camp is. 259 00:28:16,550 --> 00:28:18,507 - How? - Why, Lope. 260 00:28:18,677 --> 00:28:21,050 - Lope? - Sure. Listen, that kid... 261 00:28:21,222 --> 00:28:25,173 ...could find a needle in a haystack and sell it for a profit. I'm not kidding. 262 00:29:18,587 --> 00:29:22,088 Madam, I'm prepared to pay a guide handsomely. 263 00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:27,634 To lead you to the Forbidden Valley? No. Not for all the gold in the world.