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And it's not my balls, it's my asshole. 511 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:04,896 - I'm joking. - You're not joking. 512 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,644 Not at all. 513 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,738 - How come we've never met Rachael? - Yeah, what the fuck? 514 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,863 Yeah, hospitals kind of freak her out, so... 515 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,164 Hmm. 516 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,491 What? 517 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,952 Well, Adam, nobody likes going to the hospital. 518 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,288 That's not why people go. 519 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:34,877 No, no, you don't get it. it's like she doesn't want to mix the negative and the positive. 520 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,836 It's an energy thing. 521 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,431 Sounds to me like a bullshit thing. 522 00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:43,894 Well, you can meet her if you want. She's gonna pick me up right after this. 523 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,596 If you want to meet her. I'm sure she would love to meet you guys. 524 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,771 Sure. 525 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:51,644 She's really great. You guys are gonna like her a lot. 526 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:52,818 Okay. 527 00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:58,696 Hey, it's me again. Just calling to check if you're close. 528 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:02,028 I'll talk to you soon. Okay. See you. 529 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,240 So you need a ride, kid? 530 00:34:05,335 --> 00:34:08,919 Oh, no, she's gonna come. I'm sure she is just hung up or something. 531 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:12,998 You guys should probably go, though. You could meet her next time. 532 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,127 Yeah, sure. 533 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,629 - See you, Adam. - See you. 534 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:52,667 Adam, I know. I'm sorry. Please don't be mad. 535 00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:55,798 I was calling you for like an hour. 536 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:58,001 Yeah, my cell phone died. 537 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:00,136 You know, you don't have to do this. 538 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,842 I'm sorry, I am. I know I fucked up. 539 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,472 I gave you an out. 540 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,143 I'm doing my best. 541 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:12,223 Can we just go home? 542 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:26,533 <i>"Inoperable Optimism.</i> 543 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,958 "Cosper Schlegel, un-American medical intuitive 544 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:32,752 "and mystic psychiatrist"? 545 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,204 Mystic psychiatrist? 546 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:38,383 What is that? Is he Frodo's psychiatrist? Why would you buy that? 547 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:41,303 Because the therapist lady said to buy it. 548 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,755 So, I don't know, what else am I gonna do? 549 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,934 - Let's go to Mardi Gras. - I have a girlfriend. 550 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,933 Why would I go to Mardi Gras? 551 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,811 You have a girlfriend. Yeah, I forgot. Why would you go to Mardi Gras 552 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:57,394 when you're busy here not getting blow jobs and hand jobs? 553 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:04,989 You know what? If you're not gonna take advantage of this then I am. 554 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,994 - Hi, Claire. Hi. I'm Kyle. - Hi. 555 00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:16,838 Could you help me find some of these, please? 556 00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:18,335 Yeah. Sure. 557 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,843 Are these for you? I'm sorry, 558 00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:27,425 - that's really none of my business. - No. Don't worry. No, thank God. 559 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,472 They're actually for my friend. That guy over there. 560 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,019 - That little guy in the hat. - Yeah. 561 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,940 They're for him. He's my buddy. He's really, really sick. 562 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,854 That's awful. 563 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:39,687 He's got type four back cancer, and... 564 00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:41,396 - Oh, no. Really? - I know, yeah. 565 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:42,571 - It's really sad. - Poor guy. 566 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:46,652 I don't focus on that. I focus on the positive. I take him out to bookstores. 567 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,954 I like to take him for walks. I take him out to get snacks and 568 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:53,204 to plays, stuff like that, while he has time. 569 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,625 That's nice of you. 570 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:58,667 - Yeah. So where are... - Oh, yeah. Sorry. 571 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:01,670 - They're just over this way. - No problem. Yeah. 572 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:02,750 - All right, there you are. - Thank you. 573 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:04,552 - Thank you. Bye. - Bye. 574 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:05,719 - I'll see you tonight. - Okay. 575 00:3...