House of D

they treat you real bad. 511 00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:16,079 The more it seems they hate you, the more they really like you. 512 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:22,085 So I bet you this flat-chested girl… What's her name? 513 00:30:22,087 --> 00:30:23,587 Melissa. 514 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:28,058 I say this Melissa likes you most of all. 515 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:30,294 Now please come on and give me that weed. 516 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:33,864 I want to teach you something about meat. 517 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:36,099 Let me try. 518 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,203 Oh, that's so cool. 519 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,471 You keep it. You need to study. 520 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:42,873 You sure? 521 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,875 For your 13th birthday. 522 00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:46,543 I got more. Don't worry. 523 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:49,146 Thanks. I can make one of these. 524 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:54,484 Delivery. 525 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:02,159 Hey, Tommy, do you ever miss your dad? 526 00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:03,427 All the time. 527 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,495 You want mine? No, thanks, Pappass. 528 00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,866 This is the longest delivery in the history of meat! 529 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:11,368 Engaging Apollo retro rockets, Pappass, please! 530 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,637 Go! Going! 531 00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:16,607 Good girl, Daphne. 532 00:31:16,609 --> 00:31:20,878 <i>[MAN ON RADIO] And the pitch.</i> 533 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,214 <i>Lazy fly ball, right center field…</i> 534 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,650 <i>down near the bullpen here at Fenway.</i> 535 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:29,086 <i>and it's caught right out there…</i> 536 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,923 Hello. 537 00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:34,391 Delivery! 538 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:41,164 Wow. 539 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,533 Oh. 540 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,936 Look at all this great art. 541 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:49,206 Oh. It's like a museum. 542 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,441 Not that you've ever been to one. 543 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:54,378 Look at the grapefruit. I love grapefruit. 544 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:58,282 Those aren't grapefruit, Papp-ass. Those are lemons. 545 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:02,586 It's a beautiful lemon. I've never seen one this large. 546 00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:05,222 Oh, there you are. Sorry. I was on the phone. 547 00:32:05,224 --> 00:32:09,359 Sweetheart, honey, have you seen my purse? 548 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:13,530 Sorry. 549 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,332 Oh, great, thank you. 550 00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:18,602 Thanks, sweetie. 551 00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:19,603 Hi. 552 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,039 Hi. 553 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,273 Pirate's dream. 554 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,175 Shut up. How you doing? 555 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,044 I'm good, I guess. How you doing? 556 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:32,449 Um, working. I deliver meat and stuff. 557 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:36,286 Yeah, I know. That's why we ordered from your place. 558 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,157 Really? 559 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:41,325 Really? 560 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:43,727 Really? 561 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,566 Wow. What a view. 562 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:52,636 I'd really like to paint this sometime. Coming through. 563 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,505 [BELCHES] 564 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:57,607 Can I have yours? Sure. 565 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,176 Thanks. 566 00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:04,014 Hey, I'm really sorry about the, uh… 567 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:07,417 you know, the flat incident. 568 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,386 Carpenter's dream. Pappass. 569 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:12,990 Don't worry about it. I am flat. 570 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,458 No shit, Sherlock. 571 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:16,326 No, you're not at all. 572 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:19,029 You know, when you turn sideways, 573 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:22,366 like, you have a very, um… 574 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:26,103 like a very, very nice… profile. 575 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,372 No tittie at all. I've seen lemons bigger. 576 00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:29,706 Pappass! 577 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:33,276 It's okay. I really don't care. 578 00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:34,311 [WHISTLING SOUND] 579 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,546 Yeah, well, like, 580 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,448 me, neither. 581 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:41,651 I have small balls, you know? [WHISTLING CONTINUES] 582 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:49,059 But that's good, right? 583 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:52,062 I don't know. 584 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:55,032 I have a huge penis. 585 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:56,666 [CHUCKLES] 586 00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:02,406 You gonna go to the dance on Sunday? No way, Jose. 587 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:04,708 Can I finish your soda? Yeah. 588 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,209 Thanks. Have as many as you want. 589 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,544 What dance? 590 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:11,314 Our school's hosting a dance at your school. 591 00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:13,617 Hey, Tommy, you