Big Bad Wolf

521 00:31:19,758 --> 00:31:22,359 or any other kind of animal. 522 00:31:22,361 --> 00:31:26,230 It was a werewolf. 523 00:31:28,867 --> 00:31:31,035 No, Sam. 524 00:31:31,037 --> 00:31:32,903 That's impossible. 525 00:31:32,905 --> 00:31:34,538 It was a full moon. 526 00:31:34,540 --> 00:31:37,974 It was walking on two legs and wearing pants. 527 00:31:37,976 --> 00:31:41,311 Oh, and it was fucking talking to us. 528 00:31:41,313 --> 00:31:43,013 What the hell else could it have been? 529 00:31:43,015 --> 00:31:46,150 The question isn't what it is. 530 00:31:46,152 --> 00:31:48,419 It's who it is. 531 00:31:48,421 --> 00:31:49,953 Who do you think it was? 532 00:31:49,955 --> 00:31:51,522 Whose cabin was it? 533 00:31:51,524 --> 00:31:53,157 He was on a business trip, Sam. 534 00:31:53,159 --> 00:31:54,491 Oh, really? 535 00:31:54,493 --> 00:31:56,927 I think I saw his car there. 536 00:31:56,929 --> 00:32:00,097 Look, I live with the guy, okay? 537 00:32:00,099 --> 00:32:02,266 Yes, he may be an utter asshole, 538 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:03,534 but I think I would know 539 00:32:03,536 --> 00:32:05,335 if he sprouted hair and fangs every full moon. 540 00:32:05,337 --> 00:32:06,937 Why don't you check his appointment book 541 00:32:06,939 --> 00:32:08,305 or something, see where he's been 542 00:32:08,307 --> 00:32:10,006 the past couple full moons? 543 00:32:10,008 --> 00:32:13,043 Better yet, check his back. 544 00:32:13,045 --> 00:32:14,644 I drove that ax in pretty deep, 545 00:32:14,646 --> 00:32:15,879 and if it was him, 546 00:32:15,881 --> 00:32:18,048 he'd have a pretty big flesh wound. 547 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:19,716 Well, how do you suppose I'd go about that? 548 00:32:19,718 --> 00:32:22,752 He hasn't exactly paraded around the house shirtless or anything. 549 00:32:22,754 --> 00:32:24,254 Not even when he showers? 550 00:32:24,256 --> 00:32:26,856 I don't shower with him. 551 00:32:26,858 --> 00:32:27,958 I don't know, 552 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,794 but maybe he sleeps shirtless, you know? 553 00:32:30,796 --> 00:32:32,262 There you go. 554 00:32:32,264 --> 00:32:35,265 Let's just think about this for one second, though, okay? 555 00:32:35,267 --> 00:32:37,767 Let's say we prove it, we're right. 556 00:32:37,769 --> 00:32:39,403 Then what? 557 00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:41,004 I mean, we can't exactly go to the police. 558 00:32:41,006 --> 00:32:42,872 They'll never believe us. 559 00:32:42,874 --> 00:32:44,941 Well, then it's up to us to stop him. 560 00:32:44,943 --> 00:32:46,610 <i>I have a feeling the next time,</i> 561 00:32:46,612 --> 00:32:49,679 it's going to be us. 562 00:35:23,302 --> 00:35:25,369 <i>Hey, hi, you guys.</i> 563 00:35:25,371 --> 00:35:28,305 It's Charlie. 564 00:35:28,307 --> 00:35:30,974 Sorry it's been so long. 565 00:35:30,976 --> 00:35:33,243 <i>I think about you guys a lot, though.</i> 566 00:35:33,245 --> 00:35:34,544 <i>Listen.</i> 567 00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:36,280 I saw on the news what happened at the cabin. 568 00:35:36,282 --> 00:35:38,448 I just wanted to know that Derek was okay. 569 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:42,218 <i>Gwen, could you give me a call back, please,</i> 570 00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:45,489 just to let me know how he's doing, huh? 571 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:48,392 I miss you guys. 572 00:35:49,895 --> 00:35:50,960 Miss you too. 573 00:36:00,038 --> 00:36:01,371 <i>...gun under his pillow.</i> 574 00:36:01,373 --> 00:36:02,372 <i>What?</i> 575 00:36:02,374 --> 00:36:03,473 <i>Yeah.</i> 576 00:36:03,475 --> 00:36:04,675 <i>And just when I was, you know,</i> 577 00:36:04,677 --> 00:36:06,142 <i>getting close to seeing something,</i> 578 00:36:06,144 --> 00:36:08,278 <i>he woke up, and I barely got out of there</i> 579 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,646 <i>without being caught.</i> 580 00:36:09,648 --> 00:36:11,848 Wait, so you didn't even get a glimpse at his back, 581 00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:13,417 not even on the tape? 582 00:36:13,419 --> 00:36:15,452 No, I told you it wasn't taping. 583 00:36:15,454 --> 00:36:18,121 I just used the camera for its night vision thing. 584 00:36:18,123 --> 00:36:20,156 Well, then we're back at square one. 585 00:36:20,158 --> 00:36:21,891 Pretty much. 586 00:36:27,433 --> 00:36:29,366 I have an idea. 587 00:36:29,368 --> 00:36:31,301 Wait here. 588 00:36:31,303 --> 00:36:33,203 What are you doing? 589 00:36:35,207 --> 00:36:36,473 Wow. 590 00:36:36,475 --> 00:36:39,042 That's a shitload of weight, Mr. Toblat. 591 00:36:39,044 --> 00:36:41,044 Do you mind if I call you "Mitch"? 592 00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:48,685 Call me Mitchell. 593 00:36:48,687 --> 00:36:51,187 Mitchell. I like that. 594 00:36:51,189 --> 00:36:54,391 Rolls off the tongue nice and strong. 595 00:36:54