Mister Roberts

00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:03,414 I'm telling you here and now, 851 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,041 you ain't gonna write any more. 852 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,502 You bring me one more, 853 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:10,129 and you'll regret it the rest of your days. 854 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:13,174 You've got a job right here. 855 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:14,883 And, mister, 856 00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:17,845 you ain't never gonna get off this ship. 857 00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:19,679 Now... 858 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:20,932 get on with your work! 859 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,396 [winch whirring] 860 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:30,233 Where are your shirts?! 861 00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:33,276 Where are your shirts?! 862 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:34,639 - Captain, one of the... - Shut up! 863 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:36,823 Answer me! Where are your shirts? 864 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,534 Get those shirts on and be quick about it! 865 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,913 I'm sorry. Put your shirts on. 866 00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,544 Just one minute, mister! 867 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:53,339 Who's captain of this vessel? 868 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:56,884 That is the rankest piece of insubordination I ever seen! 869 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:01,472 You've been getting pretty smart lately, 870 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,058 buttering up to Mr. Roberts here. 871 00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,519 But this time you have gone too far, 872 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:08,813 and I'm making you a little promise. 873 00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,190 I am never going to forget this, 874 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:12,900 and as a starter, 875 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:14,694 you're on report. 876 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:17,530 Every one of you who appeared on deck without a shirt, 877 00:44:17,864 --> 00:44:18,698 on report! 878 00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:20,783 Captain, you're not putting these men on report. 879 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,034 What do you mean I'm not? 880 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:23,911 I'm responsible. I gave them permission. 881 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,748 You disobeyed my standing order? 882 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,085 Thanks a million for the fresh fruit, Lieutenant! 883 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,926 You gave that man oranges?! 884 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:40,428 Yes, sir, I'm afraid I did. 885 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:41,887 Ten days! 886 00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:44,140 You just got yourself ten days in your quarters. 887 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:45,099 Ten days! 888 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:46,988 Very well, Captain. Do you relieve me here? 889 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:47,810 You heard me. 890 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:49,937 You get to your cabin before I make it 20 days. 891 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:52,148 Another endboat coming alongside, Mr. Roberts. 892 00:44:52,315 --> 00:44:53,524 You want it port or starboard? 893 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,109 I've been relieved, Chief. 894 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,153 Where do you think you're going? 895 00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,364 To my room, Captain, for 10 days, 896 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,531 or was it 20? 897 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,216 I'll tell you when to get to your cabin. 898 00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:04,493 Get back to your job! 899 00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,864 - Captain, you told me... - Never mind what I told you! 900 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:08,581 I'm telling you. 901 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,877 [Pulver humming] 902 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:18,442 Who's that? Who's that officer? 903 00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:19,466 You, boy! 904 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:23,262 Me? 905 00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:24,597 Yes, you. Come here. 906 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,238 Are you one of my officers? 907 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,072 Yes, sir. 908 00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:44,033 What's your name again? 909 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,369 Ensign Pulver, sir. 910 00:45:50,623 --> 00:45:51,623 Well... 911 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,669 I'm glad to see there's someone aboard this vessel 912 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:55,962 knows how to salute. 913 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,840 Pulver. 914 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,553 How is it I don't see you around much, Pulver? 915 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:08,182 I've often wondered the same myself, sir. 916 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:10,559 What's your job, Pulver? 917 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,688 Officer in charge of laundry and morale, sir. 918 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:17,108 How long have you been aboard, Pulver? 919 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,366 Fourteen months, sir. 920 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:28,160 Fourteen months?! 921 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,794 Oh, spend most of your time in the laundry, huh? 922 00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:39,255 Well, uh, yes, sir. Most of the time. 923 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:40,881 Uh-huh. Yes, sir. 924 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:42,943 - Well, you do a very good job, Pulver. - Thank you, sir. 925 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,260 - Except for one thing. - Sir? 926 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,804 I don't like starch in my pajamas. 927 00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:48,824 You'll watch