Duck Duck Goose

-It's raining. 570 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,892 You're ducks. You live in water. 571 00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:50,562 Never mind. [both sigh] 572 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,690 -Come on. -[thunder] 573 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,443 [laughs] That was close. 574 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,488 What? Where? Look, guys, 575 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:04,325 I'm tired. My feet feel like lead and... 576 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,661 What are you doing down there? 577 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:10,123 For Pete's sake, it's just a little thunder-- 578 00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,124 [screams] 579 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,754 Barn! Yep, I see a barn! There's a barn. 580 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,422 Barn ahead. 581 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,591 [all huff and holler] 582 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,025 [Peng grunts] 583 00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,820 [ducklings gasp] 584 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:43,615 Hi. Would it be okay if I, I mean, 585 00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:47,327 these two orphan ducks stayed in your barn for tonight? 586 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:48,745 Couple hours. Thanks. 587 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:53,166 Absolutely not. This is for chickens, not water foul. 588 00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:56,211 [Edna] Stanley? What's happening? Who's there? 589 00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:59,798 -Nothing, dear. Just dealing with it. -Just dealing with what? 590 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:05,428 [clucking] You look exhausted. Do come in, little sweet peas. 591 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:08,389 -Oh, Edna will take care of you. -My darling... 592 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,891 Zip it, Stanley. 593 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,643 I lay the eggs around here. 594 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:16,648 -Er, um... -Hi. Yeah... 595 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:19,108 -[Stanley clucks] -Well, you know, I'm... 596 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:22,946 I'm with them. I'm their... legal guardian, so... 597 00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:23,863 [Edna] Stanley! 598 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,783 Who am I kidding? I'm completely chicken-whipped. 599 00:30:26,866 --> 00:30:29,661 Why not just roll me in breadcrumbs and serve me for dinner? 600 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:33,915 Now, you should be comfortable. I put down fresh straw. 601 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,918 Goodnight, my dears. Sleep tight. 602 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,837 Don't let the bedbugs bite. 603 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,922 Goodnight, little ones. 604 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,340 [groans] 605 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,511 -[ducklings yelp] -Whoa, whoa! 606 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:49,347 Go find your own bed. Over there somewhere. 607 00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:54,602 -Piders! I hate piders. -Now you've done it. 608 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:56,604 They're delicious. 609 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:57,856 Now go to sleep. 610 00:30:57,939 --> 00:31:00,024 [Chao shudders] 611 00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:01,234 I'm... 612 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:02,318 I'm scared. 613 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:05,530 Why don't you tell him a story? That usually works. 614 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,991 I... Stories? Why would I... 615 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:09,617 You tell him one. 616 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:13,538 [clucks] For goodness' sakes, man! Tell him something, so we can all sleep. 617 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,415 -[Edna] Stanley! Stop fussing. -[sighs] 618 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,877 Will you go to sleep if I do this? 619 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:26,551 Okay. One story coming up. 620 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:31,306 Once upon a time, there were, um... there were these... 621 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,354 ducklings. Two. Yeah. 622 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:41,149 -Two little guys. -Ooh! Are we the ducklings? 623 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:42,358 I am not a guy. 624 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,944 -That's not the... -[Stanley clucks loudly] 625 00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:51,284 It doesn't matter. One boy, one girl duckling... 626 00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:54,203 were... they were lost... 627 00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:55,747 in the fog. 628 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:59,751 They were lost in the thick, murky fog, 629 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,836 and it was so dense, 630 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,048 they couldn't see an inch in front of their faces... 631 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:07,258 We're never gonna find our way out of this. 632 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,721 -We'll have to cross the river. -But that's not safe either. Is it? 633 00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:14,182 Well, it's better than this. Come on. 634 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,433 But, but... 635 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,727 But why did they need to cross the river? 636 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:20,063 To get to the other side? 637 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,981 No. You know, because... 638 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:22,899 Because... 639 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:25,193 -Because if they don't, we'll never-- -Never... 640 00:3