Four Lions

or keep it a secret and lead all his friends in a big fight against Scar. 560 00:32:46,596 --> 00:32:48,470 What do you think he did? 561 00:32:48,596 --> 00:32:50,261 He had to tell the truth. 562 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,220 But he's got to fight Scar, hasn't he? 563 00:32:55,346 --> 00:32:58,178 Telling the truth means giving up. 564 00:32:58,304 --> 00:32:59,595 Would Simba give up? 565 00:32:59,721 --> 00:33:01,803 - Simba would never give up. - Exactly. 566 00:33:02,721 --> 00:33:04,178 Exactly. So... 567 00:33:05,596 --> 00:33:08,178 Simba kept it all a secret. 568 00:33:08,929 --> 00:33:11,345 And he led Pumbaa and Timon and all his friends, 569 00:33:11,471 --> 00:33:15,386 he led them all in a fight against Scar. 570 00:33:15,512 --> 00:33:17,178 And he vanquished Scar, 571 00:33:17,304 --> 00:33:19,511 and Simba became the new Lion King. 572 00:33:20,554 --> 00:33:22,595 - Yes. - Yeah. 573 00:33:25,262 --> 00:33:26,678 Bedtime for you, 574 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:28,261 soldier. 575 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:34,303 All right, lads, this is it. 576 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:37,595 This is it, boys. 577 00:33:37,721 --> 00:33:41,470 I've spoken to the emir. I have, and... 578 00:33:41,596 --> 00:33:43,220 How did you do that? 579 00:33:44,971 --> 00:33:50,595 Email drop box and the children's instant messaging site, Party Puffin. 580 00:33:50,721 --> 00:33:52,136 I've been on that. 581 00:33:52,262 --> 00:33:54,053 - Good, Waj. - Proper good. 582 00:33:54,179 --> 00:33:56,678 Do we have to be puffins as well? 583 00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:59,303 Yeah, I'll give you all usernames and passwords after this meeting. 584 00:33:59,429 --> 00:34:00,761 I'm not sure I want to be a puffin. 585 00:34:00,888 --> 00:34:02,470 You don't have to be if you don't want to, Barry. 586 00:34:02,596 --> 00:34:04,803 - Bagsy a blue one, yeah? - Good, Waj. 587 00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:08,595 Now, I've spoken to him. 588 00:34:09,929 --> 00:34:12,386 My puffin has communicated with his puffin. 589 00:34:14,638 --> 00:34:17,095 And he's told us to make some bombs. 590 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:20,011 So we're going to take Faisal's gear to the secret flat. 591 00:34:20,138 --> 00:34:23,386 We can hide it under the costumes in Hassan's van. 592 00:34:23,512 --> 00:34:26,345 We'll put the bleach on the boil. 593 00:34:27,554 --> 00:34:31,345 We have instructions to bring havoc to this bullshit, consumerist, 594 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:33,470 godless, Paki-bashing, 595 00:34:33,596 --> 00:34:36,345 Gordon Ramsay "Taste the Difference" speciality cheddar, 596 00:34:36,471 --> 00:34:38,595 torture-endorsing, massacre-sponsoring, 597 00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:42,761 "Look-at-me-dancing-pissed with-my-nob-out", Sky1 Uncovered, 598 00:34:42,888 --> 00:34:45,595 "Who-gives-a-fuck about-dead-Afghanis?" Disneyland. 599 00:34:45,721 --> 00:34:47,636 - Mashallah! - Mashallah, brother Omar. 600 00:34:47,762 --> 00:34:49,720 - Mashallah. - Fuck mini Babybels. 601 00:34:50,304 --> 00:34:54,011 Puffin says, "Find a target." 602 00:34:54,138 --> 00:34:55,886 Well, we got a target, bro. We're all agreed. 603 00:34:56,012 --> 00:34:57,845 What is it? 604 00:34:57,971 --> 00:34:59,678 - It's the mosque. - What? 605 00:34:59,804 --> 00:35:01,303 Bomb the mosque, 606 00:35:01,429 --> 00:35:04,345 radicalise the moderates, bring it all on. 607 00:35:05,179 --> 00:35:08,178 OK, right. No, I like that. I do like that, that's brilliant. 608 00:35:08,304 --> 00:35:11,178 Let's take out a bunch of Muslims because they're the real enemy. 609 00:35:11,304 --> 00:35:14,178 Once we've done that, why don't we truck-bomb a kebab shop 610 00:35:14,304 --> 00:35:17,136 and fly a jumbo jet into Waj's mum's head? 611 00:35:17,262 --> 00:35:21,136 Why don't we get a pig and staple-gun it to our foreheads? 612 00:35:21,262 --> 00:35:24,428 But if we bomb the mosque, it will make all the Muslims rise up. 613 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,928 My cousin, Faz, died, 614 00:35:28,054 --> 00:35:31,011 defending a mosque in Bosnia. 615 00:35:31,138 --> 00:35:32,886 Did he flipping rise up, bro? 616 00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:35,678 Let's bomb Boots. 617 00:35:36,512 --> 00:35:40,220 They sell condoms that make you want to bang white girls. 618 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:42,678 - I second that. Boots. - Right. 619 00:35:42,804 --> 00:35:46,095 - They nabbed me nicking Lynx display. - Think bigger than a chemist's. 620 00:35:46,221 --> 00:35:49,553 I'm not blowing my guts out over a bunch of tampons and cotton buds. 621 00:35:49,679 --> 00:35:52,511 What we're going to do has got to last in history, 622 00:35:52,638 --> 00:35:54,095 echo through the ages. 623 00:35:54,221 --> 00:35:57,095 - Like bomb a mosque. - Barry, we're not bombing a mosque. 624 00:35:57,221 --> 00:35:59,