Metropia

00:26:15,023 --> 00:26:17,783 - Hello. <i>- Hello, can I speak to Roger Olafsson?</i> 291 00:26:17,835 --> 00:26:18,720 Well, he's at work. 292 00:26:18,773 --> 00:26:20,804 - Can I take a message? <i>- Yup. You see, I'm calling from work,</i> 293 00:26:20,856 --> 00:26:22,575 <i>and Roger didn't show up this morning.</i> 294 00:26:22,627 --> 00:26:24,866 <i>If he's not in by lunch, we'll have to call in a temp agency</i> 295 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,898 <i>- and replace him.</i> - Yeah, of course. 296 00:26:35,543 --> 00:26:41,116 Welcome, Copenhagen! Welcome, Europe! 297 00:26:41,168 --> 00:26:45,335 This is the "Asylum" finals! 298 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:52,523 Now, in 30 words or more... 299 00:26:52,731 --> 00:26:55,543 explain why Europe... 300 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,606 is the place of your dreams. 301 00:27:05,335 --> 00:27:08,460 30 words. 302 00:27:08,564 --> 00:27:11,064 - Do-do these words count? - What do you mean? 303 00:27:11,377 --> 00:27:14,085 No, just answer the question. 304 00:27:19,189 --> 00:27:23,356 Stefan. Stefan! What are you doing here? 305 00:27:23,564 --> 00:27:26,533 - I'm-I'm not Stefan. - And I'm not Daniel. 306 00:27:26,585 --> 00:27:29,345 Shit, man, I-I haven't seen you since... since Eva's party. 307 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,325 - Now, you remember that? - No, I, uh... 308 00:27:31,377 --> 00:27:36,012 I know. You were so fucked up, man. Seriously though, man, you... 309 00:27:36,064 --> 00:27:40,648 You still have the stain from, um... you know, on your... shirt there. 310 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,356 It's a long time ago, man. That's not cool. 311 00:27:43,773 --> 00:27:49,189 - Four contenders, only one can stay. - Hey, look, give me a call, man. 312 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:53,773 [INCOHESIVE BABBLING] 313 00:27:56,064 --> 00:27:59,085 - Yes? - No, wait. 314 00:28:02,002 --> 00:28:03,252 I think I know. 315 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:09,293 Yes, you are kind to animals and-and dogs. 316 00:28:42,418 --> 00:28:43,877 It's your turn. 317 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:46,793 30 words. 318 00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:58,356 <i>No, no, no, no, no. Don't even think about it.</i> 319 00:28:58,981 --> 00:29:01,845 <i>Europe's premier status improvement rental.</i> 320 00:29:01,898 --> 00:29:06,220 <i>Sync up your repertory acknowledgements with this system's "yes" personality.</i> 321 00:29:06,273 --> 00:29:08,616 <i>Rent beautiful and charismatic friends,</i> 322 00:29:08,668 --> 00:29:11,533 <i>or why not rent your dream date for the party.</i> 323 00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:13,929 <i>Don't let your boring reality limit your possi...</i> 324 00:29:13,981 --> 00:29:18,460 <i>Don't let your boring reality limit your possibilities in the social arena.</i> 325 00:30:04,814 --> 00:30:10,856 <i>Welcome to Ingolstadt station.</i> 326 00:30:20,127 --> 00:30:22,054 Sir, can I help you? 327 00:30:22,106 --> 00:30:25,283 Yeah, excuse me, thanks, um... Could you do me a favor? 328 00:30:25,335 --> 00:30:26,533 - Could you give this to... - Sorry, that's not... 329 00:30:26,585 --> 00:30:28,200 part of my job description. 330 00:30:28,252 --> 00:30:32,835 Okay. So, I guess you're accepting responsibility for her not getting it. 331 00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:35,231 <i>Let him pass.</i> 332 00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:37,523 Okay. 333 00:30:37,939 --> 00:30:39,189 Thank you, sir. 334 00:30:50,023 --> 00:30:53,877 Place your, uh, index finger here, and look into the camera, sir. 335 00:31:05,543 --> 00:31:07,262 How did you get in here? 336 00:31:07,314 --> 00:31:11,116 Uh... I was kinda wondering that myself. 337 00:31:11,168 --> 00:31:14,450 When I tried to get this bouncer guy to give you this. 338 00:31:14,502 --> 00:31:17,106 You forgot this b... uh, back there. 339 00:31:17,627 --> 00:31:19,866 I-I guess he thought it was, uh... 340 00:31:19,918 --> 00:31:23,564 I'm-I'm not sure. Maybe he thought it was drugs or something. 341 00:31:32,523 --> 00:31:33,981 Ivan Bahn. 342 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:37,835 Ahem, I'm going to keep this short. 343 00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:41,637 The preliminary reports for the Trexx Group, 344 00:31:41,689 --> 00:31:47,366 including Trexx Systems, Invoice Communication and Dangst Cosmetics, 345 00:31:47,418 --> 00:31:51,429 show the fourth quarter sales at 63.2 billion, 346 00:31:51,481 --> 00:31:56,220 - with net profits at 12.3 billion. - Who are all these people? 347 00:31:56,273 --> 00:31:58,512 See that guy chewing with his mouth open? 348 00:31:58,564 --> 00:32:03,929 That's Cedrik Vanderklark, General Chairman for Nature & Mind. 349 00:32:03,981 --> 00:32:10,179 Um, the guy in the hat in front of him is Wayne Marshall from Texas. Ugh... 350 00:32:10,231 --> 00:32:15,127 He owns Foodland, and Healthy Pizza, and half of Texas, and can't even read. 351 00:32:15,648 --> 00:32:19,033 Um, Mr. Naruse owns Bank of Osaka, 352 00:32:19,085 --> 00:32:22,262 which in turn owns GlobalNet and GloboCom. 353 00:32:22,314 --> 00:32:25,127 More powerful than God in Asia. 354 00:32:25,231 --> 0