Chris Tucker: Live

573 00:31:25,716 --> 00:31:27,302 And all of a sudden both of 'em start singing. 574 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:28,678 They were singing "How Deep is Your Love." 575 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,388 I said, "God damn! 576 00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:32,765 This is Michael Jackson and Barry Gibb singing right in front of me. 577 00:31:32,848 --> 00:31:34,767 Ain't nobody gonna believe this shit." 578 00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:37,103 There was just me and a dog looking. The dog even seemed surprised. 579 00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:40,731 [mimics dog] "God damn, this shit is fly! Shit, what is this?" 580 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:44,277 -I said, "Do you see this shit?" -"Yeah, I see the shit. 581 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,487 Michael Jackson, Barry Gibb, sure." 582 00:31:47,738 --> 00:31:49,532 So they start singing. Michael starts singing first. 583 00:31:49,615 --> 00:31:51,534 Man, I never heard him sing live before. He was like... 584 00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:55,663 <i>♪ How deep is your love?</i> <i>How deep is your love? ♪</i> 585 00:31:55,746 --> 00:31:59,584 <i>♪ I really need to know ♪</i> 586 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:03,879 <i>♪ 'Cause we're living</i> <i>in a world of fools ♪</i> 587 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:06,341 <i>♪ Breaking us down ♪</i> 588 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:10,553 <i>♪ And we all should let it be ♪</i> 589 00:32:10,636 --> 00:32:12,722 <i>♪ And the world should be... ♪</i> 590 00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,349 And then Barry came in. 591 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,101 <i>♪ I believe in you ♪</i> 592 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:19,520 [singing gibberish] 593 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,272 And then I got caught up and came in. 594 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:25,026 <i>♪ Come to you on a summer breeze ♪</i> 595 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:28,071 <i>♪ And you know</i> <i>I can stay and you know it ♪</i> 596 00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:30,823 And Michael's like, "Chris, no. Chris, no." 597 00:32:30,906 --> 00:32:33,118 [audience laughing and applauding] 598 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,704 "Chris! 599 00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:41,751 Chris... No, Chris. 600 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:46,506 What are you doing, Chris? 601 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:47,757 Barry, I'm sorry, Barry. 602 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,050 Chris!" 603 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,304 I said, "Michael, I'm sorry, I got caught up." 604 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:56,057 "No, Chris, no. Stick with the jokes. 605 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:58,559 Chris, no. What are you doing?" 606 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,271 I said, "Sorry, Mike, I got caught up, man. 607 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,898 -It sounds so good." -"No, Chris, no! 608 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,485 You said you wouldn't say nothing, Chris. 609 00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:10,946 Barry, I'm sorry. Chris, what's wrong with you? No. 610 00:33:11,906 --> 00:33:16,119 I'm sorry, Barry. I'm sorry. Chris, what are you doing?" 611 00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,413 "I'm sorry, Michael, it was just sounding so good, I thought I--" 612 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,206 "No, Chris, no. 613 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:23,626 Chris, go to the car, Chris, go to the car." 614 00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:26,296 "Michael, man, I won't say nothing else." 615 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:27,630 "I know you won't say anything else, Chris. 616 00:33:27,713 --> 00:33:30,175 Go. Beat it, Chris. Beat it, Chris." 617 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,094 "Mike, I'm sorry, man. I--" 618 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,845 "Chris, go, go, I told you not to-- 619 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,890 You always want to be starting something. Go, just go. Go. 620 00:33:37,973 --> 00:33:39,809 I don't wanna hear it, Chris." 621 00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:41,227 [giggles] 622 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,063 Michael the man, man. 623 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,190 Michael performed live, man, Michael was incredible, man. 624 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,774 Michael'd do some... Michael'll go out there and do... 625 00:33:46,857 --> 00:33:47,858 [vocalizes] 626 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:49,735 He'd be talking to your girl, you don't even say nothing. 627 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,330 You don't even say nothing. 628 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:03,624 You'd be like, "You take her, Mike. Go! Go take her. 629 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,627 I got to come with you though, Mike." 630 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:09,004 [giggles] Michael be coming to sing, going, 631 00:34:09,089 --> 00:34:13,343 <i>♪ Lookin' out across the night sky ♪</i> 632 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:17,430 <i>♪ The city winks a sleepless eye ♪</i> 633 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,016 <i>♪ Get you alone ♪</i> 634 00:34:21,101 --> 00:34:22,602 <i>♪ Shake my window ♪</i> 635 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,522 <i>♪ It's such an amusing sight ♪</i> 636 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:29,234 <i>♪ When we say why, why ♪</i> 637 00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:32,027 <i>♪ Tell 'em that it's human nature ♪</i