Fist Fight

00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,515 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Very well.</b></font> 658 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,029 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>That bitch crazy.</b></font> 659 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,319 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Okay, Neil, so I think if you talk to Principal Tyler</b></font> 660 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,199 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>and just kind of reverse that story,</b></font> 661 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,874 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>everything will get worked out.</b></font> 662 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,517 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>So you want me to say I just made the whole thing up?</b></font> 663 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,596 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Yeah.</b></font> 664 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,714 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Why would I do that?</b></font> 665 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,839 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Well, because this is all your fault.</b></font> 666 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,354 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>How? You're the one who tattled.</b></font> 667 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,192 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>I was in a very compromising situation. You would've done the same exact thing.</b></font> 668 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,875 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>I was in the exact same situation and did the opposite thing.</b></font> 669 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,670 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>It's not the same exact situation, Neil, because you don't have a wife and kids,</b></font> 670 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,394 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>so you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.</b></font> 671 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,234 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Listen... I...</b></font> 672 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,473 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Come on, man, you gotta help me out here.</b></font> 673 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,474 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Look, this has been a huge day for me, Mr. Campbell.</b></font> 674 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,871 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Do you know how many hits we've got on the newspaper website?</b></font> 675 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,316 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>I mean, even kids who go to Churchill are reading about this.</b></font> 676 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,949 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>This is what I'm trying to fucking avoid here, Neil.</b></font> 677 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,515 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>People are going to get hurt. I'm going to get...</b></font> 678 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,950 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Neil, come on.</b></font> 679 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,073 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Buddy, let's do the right thing here. All right?</b></font> 680 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,633 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Okay. Fine.</b></font> 681 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,080 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>MacBook Pro.</b></font> 682 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,155 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>I'm sorry, what?</b></font> 683 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,716 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>I'll do it for a MacBook Pro.</b></font> 684 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,599 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Are you trying to blackmail me?</b></font> 685 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,513 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Want me to lie for you or not?</b></font> 686 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,680 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Hey, buddy, let's get one thing straight. I'm still a teacher at this school, okay?</b></font> 687 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,830 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Are you?</b></font> 688 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,912 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Yes! I could get you in a lot of trouble, Neil. Okay?</b></font> 689 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,515 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>How would you like it if I talked to your faculty advisor about this?</b></font> 690 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,115 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>My faculty advisor's Mr. Strickland.</b></font> 691 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:13,996 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>God damn it.</b></font> 692 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,839 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>You know, with the AppleCare, too.</b></font> 693 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,990 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>Yeah?</b></font> 694 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,116 <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ffff80"><b>I'll