Failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher Dana Marschz rallies his Tucson students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Hamlet 2 is a Comedy, Music film released in 2008.
6 subtitle releases available in English. 3 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
508
00:29:01,951 --> 00:29:02,727
Your head out of your ass?
509
00:29:02,852 --> 00:29:04,051
No!
510
00:29:05,588 --> 00:29:08,622
Right. Watch out!
This stuff is sharp.
511
00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:13,994
As in cutting edge.
All righty!
512
00:29:17,066 --> 00:29:18,666
Are you okay?
513
00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:22,713
Yes!
514
00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:25,616
You're telling me that this
guy traveled through time
515
00:29:25,741 --> 00:29:28,642
from Denmark 400 years ago?
516
00:29:29,278 --> 00:29:32,523
And you call me a drunk?
517
00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:35,683
It's true, Papa.
I done saw it.
518
00:29:36,218 --> 00:29:37,851
Come here, boy.
519
00:29:44,961 --> 00:29:47,995
Take it easy on him,
Ray. He's sensitive.
520
00:29:51,133 --> 00:29:52,666
Come closer.
521
00:29:57,907 --> 00:30:00,207
Lay a hand on him,
and I will make you regret it.
522
00:30:01,978 --> 00:30:06,757
You trying to take me on,
you time-travel freak?
523
00:30:06,882 --> 00:30:09,694
Getting drunk and beating
up on a little boy?
524
00:30:09,819 --> 00:30:12,697
That doesn't make you
a man, you piece of shit!
525
00:30:12,822 --> 00:30:13,898
I got the mind to put
you through that wall.
526
00:30:14,023 --> 00:30:15,099
Then fucking do it, bitch!
527
00:30:15,224 --> 00:30:17,101
Yeah?
Do it, motherfucker, come on.
528
00:30:17,226 --> 00:30:18,936
What? Bring it!
529
00:30:19,061 --> 00:30:20,972
Excuse me! Excuse me,
but they're off-book,
530
00:30:21,097 --> 00:30:23,875
and he's definitely not
using Shakespearean language,
531
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,710
and the violence is getting
a little too real for me,
532
00:30:25,835 --> 00:30:27,111
thank you very much.
533
00:30:27,236 --> 00:30:29,336
Okay, let's stop there.
534
00:30:32,341 --> 00:30:35,052
Heywood, that was very powerful.
535
00:30:35,177 --> 00:30:36,677
Yeah, that was.
536
00:30:38,047 --> 00:30:40,814
It was gangster.
537
00:30:42,018 --> 00:30:44,918
Wow. Where were you when I was seven?
538
00:30:46,288 --> 00:30:47,765
Class, thoughts?
539
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:50,167
I thought Octavio was amazing.
540
00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:52,036
I felt this electric charge!
541
00:30:52,161 --> 00:30:55,095
He's so much more powerful
than any other actor I've...
542
00:30:59,168 --> 00:31:01,245
It's stupid to compare.
543
00:31:01,370 --> 00:31:04,838
I'm just so surprised that
one of you people can act.
544
00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:08,286
"One of you people"?
What does that mean?
545
00:31:08,411 --> 00:31:10,187
Man, that's some
racist shit right there.
546
00:31:10,312 --> 00:31:12,023
I heard that, man.
547
00:31:12,148 --> 00:31:14,025
If you don't like
this class, get out.
548
00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:15,293
Or what, bitch?
549
00:31:15,418 --> 00:31:17,595
Don't you call me a bitch!
Hey, simmer down.
550
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,263
I'm so sick and tired of you,
Epiphany.
551
00:31:19,388 --> 00:31:20,888
You're hurting me!
552
00:31:22,992 --> 00:31:25,202
Don't do that to my friend!
553
00:31:25,327 --> 00:31:26,771
That's it, that's it.
554
00:31:26,896 --> 00:31:29,173
Let me give you a piece of my mind.
555
00:31:29,298 --> 00:31:31,242
No, I'm really different.
556
00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:34,802
You've got to do something, Dana.
557
00:31:35,471 --> 00:31:37,114
Time out! Time out!
558
00:31:37,239 --> 00:31:38,939
You've got to do something, Dana.
559
00:31:41,343 --> 00:31:43,354
You want nachos or pizza?
560
00:31:43,479 --> 00:31:45,145
Nacho!
561
00:31:46,449 --> 00:31:49,727
I have access to the activities van.
562
00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:52,129
We can go to the
Fun Zone in the mall.
563
00:31:52,254 --> 00:31:54,154
I'll get everyone a snack.
564
00:31:55,257 --> 00:31:57,157
You want nachos or pizza?
565
00:31:58,928 --> 00:32:00,638
I could go for some nachos.
566
00:32:00,763 --> 00:32:02,206
Figures.
567
00:32:02,331 --> 00:32:05,643
I'm not doing carbs, but maybe
they have a salad or something.
568
00:32:05,768 --> 00:32:07,778
Anything is better than this.
569
00:32:07,903 --> 00:32:09,981
All right, we're back on track!
570
00:32:10,106 --> 00:32:11,972
And we cannot be stopped!
571
00:32:12,241 --> 00:32:13,307
Yeah.
572
00:32:22,151 --> 00:32:24,695
I just don't even care.
573
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,353
Hey, Mr. Marschz.
574
00:32:27,056 --> 00:32:28,299
Hey, are you mad at me?
575
00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:30,001
No, no.
576
00:32:30,126 --> 00:32:31,135
I don't know.
577
00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:33,004
You've barely spoken to me all day.
578
00:32:33,129 --> 00:32:35,072
Is it because of my resistance
to these gang-bangers?
579
00:32:35,197 --> 00:32:37,708
Hey, hey, just because
they're Latinos
580
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,744
doesn't make them
gang-bangers. Got it?
581
00:32:39,869 --> 00:32:43,347
Ye
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