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Hamlet 2

2008
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Failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher Dana Marschz rallies his Tucson students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.

Hamlet 2 is a Comedy, Music film released in 2008.

6 subtitle releases available in English. 3 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.

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More About Hamlet 2

One high school drama teacher is about to make a huge number 2.

Directed by Andrew Fleming.

Starring:
Steve CooganCatherine KeenerJ. J. SoriaSkylar AstinPhoebe Strole

Spoken languages: English. Produced in: United States of America.

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Movie Dialogue Sample

508 00:29:01,951 --> 00:29:02,727 Your head out of your ass? 509 00:29:02,852 --> 00:29:04,051 No! 510 00:29:05,588 --> 00:29:08,622 Right. Watch out! This stuff is sharp. 511 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:13,994 As in cutting edge. All righty! 512 00:29:17,066 --> 00:29:18,666 Are you okay? 513 00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:22,713 Yes! 514 00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:25,616 You're telling me that this guy traveled through time 515 00:29:25,741 --> 00:29:28,642 from Denmark 400 years ago? 516 00:29:29,278 --> 00:29:32,523 And you call me a drunk? 517 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:35,683 It's true, Papa. I done saw it. 518 00:29:36,218 --> 00:29:37,851 Come here, boy. 519 00:29:44,961 --> 00:29:47,995 Take it easy on him, Ray. He's sensitive. 520 00:29:51,133 --> 00:29:52,666 Come closer. 521 00:29:57,907 --> 00:30:00,207 Lay a hand on him, and I will make you regret it. 522 00:30:01,978 --> 00:30:06,757 You trying to take me on, you time-travel freak? 523 00:30:06,882 --> 00:30:09,694 Getting drunk and beating up on a little boy? 524 00:30:09,819 --> 00:30:12,697 That doesn't make you a man, you piece of shit! 525 00:30:12,822 --> 00:30:13,898 I got the mind to put you through that wall. 526 00:30:14,023 --> 00:30:15,099 Then fucking do it, bitch! 527 00:30:15,224 --> 00:30:17,101 Yeah? Do it, motherfucker, come on. 528 00:30:17,226 --> 00:30:18,936 What? Bring it! 529 00:30:19,061 --> 00:30:20,972 Excuse me! Excuse me, but they're off-book, 530 00:30:21,097 --> 00:30:23,875 and he's definitely not using Shakespearean language, 531 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,710 and the violence is getting a little too real for me, 532 00:30:25,835 --> 00:30:27,111 thank you very much. 533 00:30:27,236 --> 00:30:29,336 Okay, let's stop there. 534 00:30:32,341 --> 00:30:35,052 Heywood, that was very powerful. 535 00:30:35,177 --> 00:30:36,677 Yeah, that was. 536 00:30:38,047 --> 00:30:40,814 It was gangster. 537 00:30:42,018 --> 00:30:44,918 Wow. Where were you when I was seven? 538 00:30:46,288 --> 00:30:47,765 Class, thoughts? 539 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:50,167 I thought Octavio was amazing. 540 00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:52,036 I felt this electric charge! 541 00:30:52,161 --> 00:30:55,095 He's so much more powerful than any other actor I've... 542 00:30:59,168 --> 00:31:01,245 It's stupid to compare. 543 00:31:01,370 --> 00:31:04,838 I'm just so surprised that one of you people can act. 544 00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:08,286 "One of you people"? What does that mean? 545 00:31:08,411 --> 00:31:10,187 Man, that's some racist shit right there. 546 00:31:10,312 --> 00:31:12,023 I heard that, man. 547 00:31:12,148 --> 00:31:14,025 If you don't like this class, get out. 548 00:31:14,150 --> 00:31:15,293 Or what, bitch? 549 00:31:15,418 --> 00:31:17,595 Don't you call me a bitch! Hey, simmer down. 550 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,263 I'm so sick and tired of you, Epiphany. 551 00:31:19,388 --> 00:31:20,888 You're hurting me! 552 00:31:22,992 --> 00:31:25,202 Don't do that to my friend! 553 00:31:25,327 --> 00:31:26,771 That's it, that's it. 554 00:31:26,896 --> 00:31:29,173 Let me give you a piece of my mind. 555 00:31:29,298 --> 00:31:31,242 No, I'm really different. 556 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:34,802 You've got to do something, Dana. 557 00:31:35,471 --> 00:31:37,114 Time out! Time out! 558 00:31:37,239 --> 00:31:38,939 You've got to do something, Dana. 559 00:31:41,343 --> 00:31:43,354 You want nachos or pizza? 560 00:31:43,479 --> 00:31:45,145 Nacho! 561 00:31:46,449 --> 00:31:49,727 I have access to the activities van. 562 00:31:49,852 --> 00:31:52,129 We can go to the Fun Zone in the mall. 563 00:31:52,254 --> 00:31:54,154 I'll get everyone a snack. 564 00:31:55,257 --> 00:31:57,157 You want nachos or pizza? 565 00:31:58,928 --> 00:32:00,638 I could go for some nachos. 566 00:32:00,763 --> 00:32:02,206 Figures. 567 00:32:02,331 --> 00:32:05,643 I'm not doing carbs, but maybe they have a salad or something. 568 00:32:05,768 --> 00:32:07,778 Anything is better than this. 569 00:32:07,903 --> 00:32:09,981 All right, we're back on track! 570 00:32:10,106 --> 00:32:11,972 And we cannot be stopped! 571 00:32:12,241 --> 00:32:13,307 Yeah. 572 00:32:22,151 --> 00:32:24,695 I just don't even care. 573 00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,353 Hey, Mr. Marschz. 574 00:32:27,056 --> 00:32:28,299 Hey, are you mad at me? 575 00:32:28,424 --> 00:32:30,001 No, no. 576 00:32:30,126 --> 00:32:31,135 I don't know. 577 00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:33,004 You've barely spoken to me all day. 578 00:32:33,129 --> 00:32:35,072 Is it because of my resistance to these gang-bangers? 579 00:32:35,197 --> 00:32:37,708 Hey, hey, just because they're Latinos 580 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,744 doesn't make them gang-bangers. Got it? 581 00:32:39,869 --> 00:32:43,347 Ye

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