A dysfunctional family gathers together for their first Christmas since the death of their matriarch.
Almost Christmas is a Comedy, Drama film released in 2016.
6 subtitle releases available in English.
Movie Dialogue Sample
677
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,882
Oh! I'm sorry.
It must have been an accident.
678
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:52,045
Evan. Evan!
I'm melting!
679
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,884
Evan! Evan!
680
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,089
Happy Kwanzaa, Mrs. Olakanday.
681
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,481
Mmm-hmm.
682
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,690
Evan! Evan! Evan!
683
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,481
Okay.
684
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,161
Oh!
685
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,241
No!
686
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,322
Evan, come on. Evan?
687
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,450
Come on. Evan? Evan! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
688
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,091
You're not an accident.
Evan, don't be like this.
689
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,606
Don't be like this.
God does not like ugly, Evan.
690
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:41,920
Evan, please.
691
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,446
Please, please. Come on!
692
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,407
Twigs. You need some help?
693
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,561
No, I'm fine.
694
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,923
Is there a reason you have a
tattoo that says "sesame chicken"?
695
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,496
It does not say
"sesame chicken," okay?
696
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,560
If you were more cultured,
697
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,720
you would know that it says
"Unbreakable" in Mandarin.
698
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,809
Well, I actually took Mandarin
for a semester in college,
699
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,803
I'm pretty sure it says
"sesame chicken."
700
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,291
Stop looking at my ass.
701
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,362
You know what? You're right.
702
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,886
You got it.
703
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,123
I think it says, "Free fortune
cookie with delivery."
704
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,680
Really?
705
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,016
Let me try to get you
out of here.
706
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,202
No! No, no, no.
707
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,656
It's not that kind of party! Okay?
It's not that kind of party.
708
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,047
Let me use two hands. I just...
Get from behind me!
709
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,009
No! No!
710
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,047
Get... Get from behind me! No!
Just...
711
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,288
Hold on.
Back up off of my butt!
712
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,723
No! No! No!
713
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,486
There you go.
714
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,164
You okay?
Yeah. I'm good.
715
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,765
What's wrong with you?
I'm good. Okay?
716
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,926
I got it.
717
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,481
You Okay?
718
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,209
Evan, I'm going to kill you!
719
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,129
Phew! Everybody
got everything?
720
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,281
Hey, Mom.
Hey.
721
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,441
Hey, Aunt Rachel.
722
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,124
Look who's up!
How was your morning?
723
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,201
Don't ask.
724
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,805
Hey, baby girl.
Hey.
725
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,365
We got a lot of food.
726
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,930
I see this.
727
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,970
I swear, if I close my eyes,
728
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,924
I can almost see her in here
like it was yesterday.
729
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,401
The thought of having Christmas
dinner without her...
730
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,216
Thought of cooking Christmas
dinner without her...
731
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,129
She was a great cook.
732
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,770
Guess it runs in the family.
733
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,246
You need a cough drop, baby?
734
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,682
It's a shame
we can't find her recipes.
735
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,689
- Where are they?
- Who knows?
736
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,121
She stashed them in a tin
around here somewhere.
737
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:31,201
That's right.
You know,
738
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,921
I saw her make those recipes a
million times. I should know them.
739
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,200
I just always thought
she'd be here.
740
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:39,571
She is here.
741
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,487
She's in every pot,
in every pan, every cabinet,
742
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,565
and every drawer.
743
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,644
We are all standing
on holy ground.
744
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,371
This is the Church of Grace.
745
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,724
Y'all didn't hear me?
This is the Church of Grace!
746
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,246
Hallelujah!
747
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,527
In the Church of Grace,
we need music.
748
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,936
Let's get that music, Miss Niya.
Thank you, Jesus!
749
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,960
Let's do it!
750
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,729
Put your music on, Miss N
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