The Good Neighbor

that he suspects any human interference... 367 00:31:15,117 --> 00:31:17,530 ...but his behavior is definitely changing. 368 00:31:18,194 --> 00:31:22,997 As such, the experiment at this point, can only be described... 369 00:31:23,077 --> 00:31:24,967 ...as a success. 370 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,007 I just think we should be careful. 371 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,809 Why don't you tell everybody why you feel this way? 372 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,211 Why don't you turn the camera off? 373 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,722 I'm just saying, why do you wanna stop this? 374 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:39,174 Let me guess, you're afraid that it's actually gonna work. 375 00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:43,756 Hey, Sean, honey, whose house are you at tonight? 376 00:31:43,836 --> 00:31:47,060 - My mom's. - And is she cooking you dinner? 377 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,805 No, she's working late again. 378 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:53,932 Well, then, you're having dinner with us... again. 379 00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:56,125 Great. 380 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:00,039 You know who Little Albert is? 381 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:03,398 Is it some weird way of introducing me to your dick? 382 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:06,603 We learned about this in psych, dude. 383 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:12,699 Back in the 20's, Johns Hopkins University did this messed up experiment... 384 00:32:12,779 --> 00:32:15,287 ...on behavioral conditioning in infants. 385 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:18,266 The baby they used was called Little Albert. 386 00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:23,269 They would set Little Albert on a mattress, next to a white lab rat. 387 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:27,633 At first, he just played with it. He didn't have any reason to be scared. 388 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:32,371 But after a while, every time he touched the rat, it would startle him. 389 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,474 <i>Ringing loud bells or whatever. And Albert would cry.</i> 390 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:39,779 <i>Eventually he started to associate the rat with frightening sensations...</i> 391 00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:43,215 <i>...and whenever he saw anything that looked even like a rat...</i> 392 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,352 <i>...with or without the sound, he became terrified.</i> 393 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:50,445 Okay, help me out, because I know you have some point here. 394 00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:53,048 My point is... 395 00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:56,633 ...be careful how far we push this guy. 396 00:32:57,042 --> 00:32:58,931 We're creating something that isn't what it seems. 397 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:01,275 It can do more damage than you think. 398 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,149 All right, boys, it's almost ready. 399 00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:10,336 I'm just saying... they never cured Little Albert. 400 00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:20,752 All right, so tonight, we're gonna take things down a notch. 401 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:23,189 Maybe slamming doors was a little bit too much, too fast. 402 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:25,191 So, we've come up with a new haunt. 403 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:28,471 It's always a classic, and relatively harmless. 404 00:33:28,551 --> 00:33:33,808 Now as you'll notice, our old man fell into another whiskey-drenched slumber. 405 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,169 Well, that is a shame that we're gonna have to wake him up. 406 00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:41,263 This little number I like to call, "the moonlight sonata". 407 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,978 Wow, and this could not be more perfect. 408 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:47,840 Sean, if you'll do the honors. 409 00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:03,742 Dude, oh, my God, that's... 410 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,261 What are you doing? 411 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,586 Carrie... 412 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:52,911 - ...what are you doing? - I'm dancing, Harold. 413 00:34:54,627 --> 00:34:56,303 Carrie... 414 00:34:56,483 --> 00:34:58,620 ...it's 3:00 in the morning. 415 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,596 Is it? 416 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:05,591 You're drunk, Carrie. 417 00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:09,477 I think on a night like this I'm allowed to be, don't you think? 418 00:35:09,557 --> 00:35:12,781 No, I don't, I think you should be in bed. 419 00:35:13,646 --> 00:35:16,913 So I can wake up tomorrow and everything will be better? 420 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:21,429 So you're being... 421 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:29,941 No! I want to dance! 422 00:35:30,738 --> 00:35:33,235 What are you... come here. Listen to me. 423 00:35:33,315 --> 00:35:36,355 - No! Oh, my God! - The neighbors are gonna hear us. 424 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:39,925 Do you think I care about the fucking neighbors? 425 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:41,851 What are you doing? 426 00:35:48,681 --> 00:35:50,492 What are you doing? 427 00:36:33,390 --> 00:36:37,210 - That's interesting. - At least he didn'