Totally F***ed Up

00:22:47,328 --> 00:22:50,201 into BND, PT, 457 00:22:50,201 --> 00:22:52,573 shaving, toys, 458 00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:55,559 enemas, water sports, and diapers. 459 00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:59,543 - Men are filthy disgusting pigs. 460 00:22:59,543 --> 00:23:01,823 - [Tommy] Hey, hey, don't knock it til you try it. 461 00:23:01,823 --> 00:23:03,713 - [Patricia] Oh repulse me. 462 00:23:03,713 --> 00:23:05,112 - I'm kidding, Spudnik. 463 00:23:05,112 --> 00:23:05,946 (belches) 464 00:23:05,946 --> 00:23:07,433 - Yeah, sure. 465 00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:08,880 - Sit on a Coke bottle and spin. 466 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,833 - Oh stop, you're getting me all excited. 467 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:14,515 - [Michele] Control yourself douche bag. 468 00:23:14,515 --> 00:23:16,147 Mission accomplished? 469 00:23:16,147 --> 00:23:17,192 - No sweat. 470 00:23:17,192 --> 00:23:21,022 100% grade A, made in America. 471 00:23:21,022 --> 00:23:23,065 You know mine are gonna swim the fastest. 472 00:23:23,065 --> 00:23:23,899 - Yeah. 473 00:23:23,899 --> 00:23:24,949 - Next contestant? 474 00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:27,979 How about you junior? 475 00:23:27,979 --> 00:23:29,097 - Keep it at the office. 476 00:23:29,097 --> 00:23:33,077 - Come on, everybody has to make a contribution. 477 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:35,922 - Have somebody else go first. 478 00:23:35,922 --> 00:23:39,120 - Andy, my horoscope made specific mention 479 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,003 of a significant encounter with a Libra today, 480 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,288 and you're the only Libra in the room. 481 00:23:45,169 --> 00:23:47,674 - I don't believe in that horse shit. 482 00:23:47,674 --> 00:23:48,786 - What's the matter, stud? 483 00:23:48,786 --> 00:23:50,394 Cat got your dick? 484 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,294 - He's got a headache. 485 00:23:53,294 --> 00:23:55,126 - [Michele] You drank the booze, you ate the chips, 486 00:23:55,126 --> 00:23:56,040 now donate. 487 00:23:57,088 --> 00:23:58,839 - God, don't be a turd, Andy. 488 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,341 I mean, it is for my birthday. 489 00:24:01,505 --> 00:24:03,281 - Why don't you have one of them go first? 490 00:24:03,281 --> 00:24:04,295 - [Steven] Okay, okay. 491 00:24:04,295 --> 00:24:05,877 We'll take our turn. 492 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,298 If Andy needs a little bit more time 493 00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:08,842 to get in the mood. 494 00:24:08,842 --> 00:24:11,762 - [Michele] At last, some real men. 495 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,291 - Don't you got the extra large kind? 496 00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:17,328 - What would you do with it? 497 00:24:17,328 --> 00:24:18,316 Pull it over your head? 498 00:24:18,316 --> 00:24:19,150 (laughing) 499 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,902 - Sorry, only one size fits all. 500 00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:22,987 Want this? 501 00:24:22,987 --> 00:24:24,715 - Are you kidding? 502 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:25,656 Just in case. 503 00:24:26,752 --> 00:24:30,295 ♪ Hi-Ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go ♪ 504 00:24:30,295 --> 00:24:31,129 (static buzzing) 505 00:24:31,129 --> 00:24:33,534 - Everything that homos are supposed to like, 506 00:24:33,534 --> 00:24:38,372 disco music, Joan Crawford, drag shows, I hate. 507 00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,142 And Bette Midler. 508 00:24:41,142 --> 00:24:43,844 God I hate fucking Better Midler. 509 00:24:43,844 --> 00:24:45,666 - My mother ... 510 00:24:45,666 --> 00:24:47,721 She is such the royal bitch. 511 00:24:49,090 --> 00:24:51,152 Like, when I told her I was gay, 512 00:24:51,152 --> 00:24:53,554 she forced me to go see this Beverly Hills shrink 513 00:24:53,554 --> 00:24:55,456 to get cured, 514 00:24:55,456 --> 00:24:58,596 as if paying some snot-nosed putz in a cardigan 515 00:24:58,596 --> 00:25:03,234 $200 an hour, is gonna make me like getting porked by men? 516 00:25:03,234 --> 00:25:04,505 - Let me tell you what the problem 517 00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:06,250 with the stupid fucking world is. 518 00:25:07,618 --> 00:25:09,680 All the stupid people are breeding like mad, 519 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,732 having tons and tons of kids, 520 00:25:11,732 --> 00:25:14,175 while the cool people aren't having any, 521 00:25:14,175 --> 00:25:17,491 so the population just keeps getting stupider, and stupider. 522 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:20,691 I mean, it's no wonder the whole world's 523 00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:21,792 going down the toilet. 524 00:25:22,675 --> 00:25:26,237 (static buzzing) 525 00:25:26,237 --> 00:25:28,960 - [Michele] We don't aim to kill people, just maim them. 526 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,361 Give them the message to not go out 527 00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:31,882 spreading their diseases. 528 00:25:31,882 --> 00:25:34,045 We're real men, who aren't afraid to stand up 529 00:25:34,045 --> 00:25:37,048 to the faggot and dyke scum poisoning society. 530 00:25:37,048 --> 00:25:39,800 It feels great, beating the shit out of some fairy 531 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,832 spitting up teeth in the gutter. 532 00: