Stealing Home

522 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,182 DID YOU MENTION ME? 523 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,783 ALAN, I COULDN'T-- 524 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,586 YOU HAD SEX WITH MY PROM DATE. 525 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,189 APPLEBY, I'LL TALK TO HER TONIGHT. 526 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:40,192 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE MORE SEX WITH HER? 527 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,194 I DIDN'T TOUCH HER. 528 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:44,196 DON'T LIE TO ME, BILL. 529 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:45,797 YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. 530 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,099 I DIDN'T TOUCH HER. 531 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:50,669 I ASKED YOU TO DO ME ONE LITTLE FAVOR, 532 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:53,472 AND NOW YOU LIE TO ME. 533 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,675 YOU HAD SEX WITH MY PROM DATE. 534 00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:57,676 YOU... 535 00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:58,677 HAD... 536 00:32:58,677 --> 00:32:59,678 SEX... 537 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:00,679 WITH... 538 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:02,648 MY PROM DATE! 539 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:06,212 OH, MY GOD. 540 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:12,951 WHAT'S WRONG? 541 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:15,887 YOUR FATHER'S BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 542 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,357 HE'S DEAD, ISN'T HE? 543 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:18,410 I REMEMBER. IT'S LITERALLY POURING OUTSIDE, 544 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:21,813 AND SAM, IN A PANIC, PULLS THE CAR OVER. 545 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:25,016 HE LEAPS OUT AND SPRINTS TO THIS CHURCH. 546 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,786 HE'S HOLDING THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS. 547 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:32,424 HE DISAPPEARS BEHIND THE CHURCH, AND THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER. 548 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,426 AND NOW ALL THE PEOPLE 549 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,828 ARE SCREAMING AT HIM AT THE CHURCH. 550 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:40,432 AND SAM YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, 551 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:43,034 "DO YOU HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER, 552 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,436 KLEENEX, OR ANYTHING?" 553 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,037 GINNY YELLS BACK, 554 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,473 "NO, DARLING. 555 00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:52,043 "WHY DON'T YOU USE SOME OF THOSE WET NEW ENGLAND LEAVES 556 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:55,247 YOU DRAGGED US UP HERE TO SEE?" 557 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,452 YOU KNOW, 558 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:03,855 SAM AND I GO TO THE PIER EVERY YEAR. 559 00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:07,058 DID YOU KNOW THAT'S WHERE WE FIRST MET? 560 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,460 I WAS 18. 561 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:11,062 I WAS STAYING WITH MY PARENTS. 562 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:16,067 OH, GOD. HE WAS A CHARMER. 563 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:19,204 HE WAS GOOD-LOOKING AND FUNNY. 564 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:22,408 THE BEST-DRESSED MAN I HAD EVER SEEN. 565 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,877 WE HAD OUR HONEYMOON RIGHT THERE, 566 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:29,681 AND EVERY YEAR SINCE WE ALWAYS GO BACK. 567 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,488 GOING TO THE PIER EVERY YEAR 568 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:39,691 IS JUST SOMETHING THAT WE ALWAYS DO. 569 00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:26,772 LET'S GO FOR A RIDE. 570 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:35,414 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 571 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:38,417 I USED TO LOVE TO GO SWIMMING 572 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:40,419 IN MY GRANDFATHER'S POOL, 573 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:43,422 BUT I WAS SCARED OF THE DEEP END. 574 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:46,425 ONCE WHEN I WAS ABOUT 8 OR 9, 575 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:48,827 I WENT OVER TO THE POOL 576 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:52,030 AND DOVE ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM. 577 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,832 I TOUCHED THE DRAIN. 578 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:56,835 IT WAS ALL SLIMY AND GREEN WITH MOSS. 579 00:38:56,835 --> 00:39:00,038 I FIGURED IT WOULD JUST SUCK ME IN, 580 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:02,441 AND IT DIDN'T, AND I SWAM 581 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:04,843 ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, 582 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:07,446 BROKE CLEAN OUT OF THE WATER. 583 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,648 I FELT GREAT. 584 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:10,782 YEAH? 585 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:11,750 YEAH. 586 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:14,185 EVERY TIME SOMETHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN-- 587 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,187 LOSE A DOG OR... 588 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,590 I'D GET IN A FIGHT WITH GRACE 589 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:21,593 OR I GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL-- 590 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:24,195 I'D GO OVER TO THE POOL 591 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,197 AND I'D TOUCH THE DRAIN. 592 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,800 IT ALWAYS MADE ME FEEL BETTER. 593 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,203 WANT TO TOUCH THE DRAIN? 594 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,204 WHEN? 595 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,540 NOW. 596 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:53,959 YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT. 597 00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:55,026 WHY? 598 00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:57,629 MY GRANDFATHER DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE. 599 00:39:57,629 --> 00:40:00,098 WHOSE POOL IS THIS? 600 00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:01,500 I DON'T KNOW. 601 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,101 COME ON, KIDDO. 602 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,704 AH HA! 603 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:32,998 FEEL BETTER? 604 00:40:35,400 --> 0