War Dogs

financial problems. 562 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:36,279 Our son, Lucas, is in the hospital. Medical bills are through the roof. 563 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:41,679 If you do this, it'll ruin me. It'll ruin my family. As God as my witness, 564 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,839 - I will get you your guns. <font color=#ff00ff>- [LINE DISCONNECTS]</font> 565 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,479 Hello? 566 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,999 What a fucking piece of shit! Do you believe this fucking guy? 567 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,178 - Fuck. <font color=#FF551>- IZ:</font> What's going on? 568 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:56,668 What guns, David? 569 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,719 <font color=#FF551>IZ:</font> Are you fucking kidding me? 570 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,499 You told me you guys were selling bed sheets. 571 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,399 Yeah, and I also told you that we're selling other stuff too. 572 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,799 I thought you meant pillows! 573 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,559 Look, I can't support a kid by giving massages. 574 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,399 - Okay? And nobody was buying the bed sheets. - No, David, you lied to me. 575 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:19,519 - Because I know how you feel about the war. - I thought we both felt that way! 576 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,359 I'm five months pregnant! 577 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,719 And it's a problem if I can't trust the man I'm having a baby with! 578 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,079 - Of course you can trust me. - Really? 579 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,179 Because five minutes ago, I didn't even know you were an arms dealer! 580 00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:33,719 Arms dealer... I'm not an arms dealer. What we do is perfectly legal. 581 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,959 We work for the government. We're middlemen. 582 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,359 We don't touch the guns, we don't see the guns. 583 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,839 We never even leave the office. 584 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,719 Hey, sorry to interrupt. It's time sensitive. David, do you have a passport? 585 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,719 What? Yeah, why? 586 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:50,759 We have to go to Jordan. Like, ASAP. Straighten this shit out. 587 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,799 - We gotta talk, whatever, okay? - Yeah. 588 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,980 <i><font color=#FF551>EFRAIM:</font> Yo, you window or aisle?</i> 589 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,359 <font color=#FF551>- DAVID:</font> Excuse me, sorry. - Yeah, we just landed. 590 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,079 <font color=#FF551>- DAVID:</font> Excuse me. <font color=#FF551>- EFRAIM:</font> The Embassy call? 591 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,159 Excuse me. Okay, bye. 592 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,239 - Sorry, kind of an emergency. - Excuse me. Sorry. 593 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:18,259 - Don't worry, I have to go first. I'm American. - I'm sorry. 594 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,159 <i><font color=#FF551>DAVID:</font> The American Embassy offered little to no help</i> 595 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,839 <i>in dealing with the Ministry of Customs.</i> 596 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,826 <i>So we took matters into our own hands.</i> 597 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,819 <font color=#ff00ff>[SPEAKING ARABIC]</font> 598 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,959 <font color=#FF551>BOY:</font> He says your permit has expired 599 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,599 and that you can't fly your crates out of Jordan without one. 600 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,679 Yeah, we know. That's why we're here. 601 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,399 Look, we were told that you know people in the government, 602 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,679 that maybe you can help us out. 603 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,824 <font color=#ff00ff>[SPEAKING ARABIC]</font> 604 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,159 He says it will take six weeks to get a new permit. 605 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,199 Yeah, that's the issue. We don't have six weeks. 606 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,039 We need our guns today. 607 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,439 <font color=#ff00ff>[SPEAKING ARABIC]</font> 608 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,699 Look, I don't want to come off as the ugly American here and 609 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:30,359 maybe I don't understand the rituals of your culture 610 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:31,879 but this feels like the moment 611 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,119 where we are supposed to offer him a gift, am I correct? 612 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,708 - You are correct. - All right. 613 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,199 $1,400 U.S. Cool? 614 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,679 Cool, man. 615 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,879 Could have just started with that, you know, saved all this bullshit. 616 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,199 I like your shades. 617 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,959 Tell him I'll give him 100 bucks for those shades. 618 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,479 Te...