The Laughing Policeman is a Crime, Drama, Thriller film released in 1973.
4 subtitle releases available in English. 1 release includes Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
385
00:40:09,222 --> 00:40:12,851
- Hey, man. This is a private number.
- Shut up.
386
00:40:12,976 --> 00:40:15,729
Hey, man, he's my old man.
387
00:40:15,854 --> 00:40:18,815
It's a family beef. It's no big thing.
388
00:40:18,899 --> 00:40:23,361
Hey, look, look. I'm just tryin' to get her
in the car and split. That's all, man.
389
00:40:23,486 --> 00:40:26,156
- I'm not lookin' for no trouble.
- You wanna get in the car with this guy?
390
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,034
- It's personal. It's no big thing.
- No big thing?
391
00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:32,078
- This guy's tryin' to kill you.
- John.
392
00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:36,291
John, take her for a walk, huh?
393
00:40:36,416 --> 00:40:38,376
All right. Come on.
394
00:40:38,501 --> 00:40:41,004
Come on. Move.
395
00:40:42,047 --> 00:40:44,215
Shit.
396
00:40:44,299 --> 00:40:47,302
You a stable sister?
397
00:40:47,427 --> 00:40:50,263
No. I'm on my own.
398
00:40:50,388 --> 00:40:52,514
Bullshit.
399
00:40:54,266 --> 00:40:58,020
You tryin' to tell me
that guy's not your pimp, huh?
400
00:40:59,188 --> 00:41:01,190
- You done any time?
- No.
401
00:41:01,315 --> 00:41:03,442
- Bullshit.
- Once.
402
00:41:05,277 --> 00:41:07,322
Come again.
403
00:41:08,447 --> 00:41:13,577
Okay. A couple of times.
But never more than a day.
404
00:41:13,661 --> 00:41:16,622
- You got any identification?
- Shit.
405
00:41:18,147 --> 00:41:20,125
I'd rather not show it to you.
406
00:41:20,251 --> 00:41:24,380
- What?
- Come on, man. Give me a break.
407
00:41:24,463 --> 00:41:28,550
You had your break today.
That guy could've crippled you.
408
00:41:30,886 --> 00:41:33,597
That bitch asked for it.
409
00:41:33,681 --> 00:41:36,058
Candy man.
410
00:41:38,978 --> 00:41:42,106
Why you jammin' me, man?
You got a slow night or somethin'?
411
00:41:42,231 --> 00:41:45,109
Don't give me your ragtime, brother.
412
00:41:45,234 --> 00:41:49,446
I'm hip to your act.
Your game ain't that strong.
413
00:41:54,701 --> 00:41:57,412
What's goin' down on that bus thing, man?
414
00:41:57,495 --> 00:42:01,124
I don't know, man. Like, why would I know?
415
00:42:01,249 --> 00:42:04,669
You here every night
takin' care of business.
416
00:42:04,794 --> 00:42:07,130
I just wanna find out
if you picked up on anything.
417
00:42:07,213 --> 00:42:10,174
All right. I ain't heard
nothin' you ain't heard, man.
418
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:13,344
Like, a freak. Like, some dude
who needs his clock cleaned.
419
00:42:15,179 --> 00:42:16,680
Heavy.
420
00:42:32,363 --> 00:42:35,617
Whatever you reachin' for better be a
sandwich, 'cause you're gonna have to eat it.
421
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:40,204
You know, I'm hangin' a sign on you:
"Closed for the season."
422
00:42:40,330 --> 00:42:43,958
- You dig that?
- You can't jack me up for no reason.
423
00:42:44,042 --> 00:42:48,296
No, no, no. You don't understand.
You are in a world of trouble, man.
424
00:42:48,379 --> 00:42:52,508
Now, when I get on your case,
I'm gonna take you on every time I see you.
425
00:42:52,592 --> 00:42:56,845
Now, I want you out of town!
Now, that just don't mean here.
426
00:42:56,929 --> 00:43:01,350
That's Richmond, Daly City. I go to those
places too. You dig where I'm comin' from?
427
00:43:02,851 --> 00:43:04,811
Now, you take a hike.
428
00:43:23,997 --> 00:43:27,751
Yeah. There's a...
Could you hold the line one moment, please?
429
00:43:27,876 --> 00:43:30,879
- Can I help?
- Looking for Samuel Avakian.
430
00:43:31,504 --> 00:43:33,966
Christ. I never heard him
called that before.
431
00:43:34,091 --> 00:43:37,469
- What's Sammy up to now?
- Where is he?
432
00:43:37,594 --> 00:43:40,597
He's probably in his office
makin' believe he's a winner.
433
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,894
Yeah. I'm sorry. Could I help you?
434
00:43:45,978 --> 00:43:49,189
No. She's out sick. Yes, she is.
435
00:44:25,766 --> 00:44:29,312
- Sam?
- Yeah?
436
00:44:29,437 --> 00:44:32,690
- Hey, uh, what are you doin' here?
- Police department.
437
00:44:32,815 --> 00:44:35,943
I just wanna ask you a few questions,
if you don't mind, about your brother.
438
00:44:36,068 --> 00:44:38,321
Christ. Will you
let the guy rest in peace?
439
00:44:38,446 --> 00:44:41,532
Your brother did time in San Quentin
and he had six months' parole.
440
00:44:41,657 --> 00:44:46,245
- I resent that stuff. He was the victim.
- I'd just like to ask some questions.
441
00:44:46,329 --> 00:44:49,540
Wait a minute! We run
a legitimate business here.
442
00:44:49,665 --> 00:44:52,543
I don't need this kind of thing.
You come around here because he was killed.
443
00:44:52,668 --> 00:44:55,587
You're harassing me,
that's what you're doing.
444
00:44:55,670 --> 00:44:57,800
You're usin' the fact
that he was killed to harass me.
445
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45
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