The Final Girls

I mean, Tina's already done it twice today, 471 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,325 and look at her, she's totally normal. 472 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,921 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 473 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,331 She says the best feeling in the world 474 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,522 is getting stoned and doing it on a waterbed. 475 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,642 Don't hang around Tina. 476 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,927 No, but I told myself that I was going to 477 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,411 lose my virginity this summer. 478 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,289 Get drunk! Not necessarily in that order. 479 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:41,930 Please, just trust me. 480 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,291 You sound like my mom. 481 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,761 Right back at you. 482 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,126 Hello, hi. 483 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,806 Uh, we have to go get everyone. Let's go. 484 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,760 We will pick this up again. Is that understood? 485 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,251 In the meantime, 486 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,240 just stay away from Kurt and keep your shorts on. 487 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,201 Okay. 488 00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,921 What are you doing? 489 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,130 Dibs on the one that looks like Ricky Schroder. 490 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,925 Their hair's so flat. It's making me sad. 491 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,722 That girl with the freckles is sort of cute. 492 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:10,887 You know, none of them 493 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,849 are on the counselors' roster. 494 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,126 Where did they come from? 495 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,443 We are never gonna find these keys. 496 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,682 Not with that attitude, we're not. 497 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,925 Though, you are correct. 498 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,445 Let's go back. Now. 499 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,170 Shh. It's happening. 500 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,409 - We have to warn her. - No. No. 501 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,323 Just think of them as animals 502 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,640 on a nature preserve, okay? 503 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:50,167 Our duty is not to disrupt, but to observe. 504 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,765 Oh! 505 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,243 Oh, gosh, you startled me. 506 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,328 Sorry, I'm looking for town. 507 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,602 So, I just go down that path all the way? 508 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,405 A guy like you can go anywhere he wants. 509 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,121 I can't believe we're just gonna 510 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,089 casually watch someone get murdered. 511 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,446 What is this, Detroit? 512 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,204 Mmm. 513 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,521 What is that noise? It's Billy. He's coming. 514 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,611 Let's get out of here then. No, no. Stay, stay. 515 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,167 Did you hear something? 516 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,366 Baby, I didn't hear a thing. 517 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,124 Give me a second. Go over there. Get ready. 518 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,165 Okay! Where's the beef? 519 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,930 Come on, man! I said, where's the... 520 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,521 Run! 521 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,011 Go, go, go, go! 522 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,446 Guys, guys, wait, wait, wait. 523 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,851 Duncan! 524 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,331 What are you doing? 525 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,845 Duncan. 526 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,526 It's okay. He won't hurt us. 527 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,365 He would've killed me by now, okay? 528 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,524 I think it's because we're not actually part of the movie, 529 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,523 he doesn't really know what to do with us. 530 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,284 Isn't that right, Billy Boy? 531 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,047 Man, you are big and scary. 532 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,484 I wonder if all this blood is just corn syrup, you know? 533 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,846 Like these characters are walking around 534 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,843 with just corn syrup in their veins, you know? 535 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,370 Let's give it a shot here. 536 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,086 - Oh, God. - No, that is, um... That is not corn syrup. 537 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,481 That is... Oh, God, that's blood. 538 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,684 All the more reason for us to get the hell outta here. 539 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,966 No, no. Look, everything in this world 540 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,769 is running exactly on schedule. 541 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,251 Besides, to leave, 542 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,246 we probably have to wait until the movie's over, or something. 543 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,845 Well, when is that going to happen? 544 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,524 Okay, look, movies like this end 545 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,6