Terror Firmer

703 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,067 Don't worry about me. 704 00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:52,236 It's you I'm thinking about. 705 00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:54,639 Make sure you're pursuing your dream. 706 00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,607 Live a little. 707 00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:58,743 I am, Mom, a little. 708 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,818 The ... building will 709 00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:09,787 be closing in five minutes. 710 00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:13,524 So, get out. 711 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:14,559 Phooey. 712 00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:18,396 Oh Jiminy Crickets, I lose everything. 713 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:20,064 Oh, where is it? 714 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:20,865 Oh. 715 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:26,504 Hi. 716 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:28,272 Can I help you? 717 00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:31,041 Oh, it's lost. 718 00:38:31,141 --> 00:38:34,712 This is the second contact lens I've lost today. 719 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:39,149 I can't see a thing without it. 720 00:38:39,249 --> 00:38:43,754 Now I missed my train too. 721 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:44,722 That's OK. 722 00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,524 There will be another in an hour. 723 00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:48,359 And since you can't see, how would you 724 00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:50,495 like to have a devastatingly handsome gentleman 725 00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:53,898 like myself show you where you can drink while you're waiting? 726 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,700 You wouldn't mind? 727 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,834 No. 728 00:38:56,934 --> 00:39:01,138 Perhaps I could buy you a drink for your help. 729 00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:03,508 What a wonderful idea. 730 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,776 By the way, my name is Jacob. 731 00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:07,878 How would you like to be in this movie I'm investing in? 732 00:39:07,978 --> 00:39:10,347 Oh, I could give you a head shot. 733 00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:12,517 Would you like a square of chocolate? 734 00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:13,918 I didn't think so. 735 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,019 I love this stuff. 736 00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:16,286 I could eat it all the time. 737 00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:18,723 Light chocolate, dark chocolate... any kind you want. 738 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,825 I love dark chocolate with some nice red meat. 739 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,360 And of course white chocolate with fish. 740 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:24,962 Hey, forget about the bar. 741 00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:26,330 Let's go up to my office, and I'll 742 00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:29,366 show you the script for that movie I was telling you about. 743 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:37,942 What the hell was that? 744 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,878 If you throw out my back, you're in big trouble, missy. 745 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:42,379 I could have helped you. 746 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,348 I could have made you a star. 747 00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:46,350 You don't think you're going to be in my movie now, do you? 748 00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:47,384 Man, that hurt. 749 00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:49,319 I'm going to get my lawyer after you. 750 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,021 Why did you knock me down the escalator? 751 00:39:51,121 --> 00:39:51,822 I got money. 752 00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:52,623 I'm rich. 753 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:55,292 I got a private jet. 754 00:39:55,392 --> 00:39:57,294 Get off me, you bitch! 755 00:40:23,721 --> 00:40:26,123 Going down? 756 00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:28,092 Maybe you need some help, tubby. 757 00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:42,507 Red meat is bad for your heart. 758 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,208 Oops, there it goes. 759 00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:45,009 Never mind. 760 00:41:05,462 --> 00:41:08,365 You're one of the biggest fucks I've ever had. 761 00:41:29,386 --> 00:41:30,420 We now take you live 762 00:41:30,521 --> 00:41:33,423 for an eye witness account. 763 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:36,093 Madam, could you tell us your first reaction 764 00:41:36,193 --> 00:41:39,463 when you found the mangled body of this mean old fat bastard? 765 00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:43,768 My first... my first reaction, I believe was.... 766 00:41:43,868 --> 00:41:45,770 I know how painful this must be for you, 767 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:47,972 but can you tell us what is your net worth? 768 00:41:52,476 --> 00:41:53,844 Mommy, Mommy! 769 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:55,312 Look at my new toy. 770 00:41:55,412 --> 00:41:56,280 Whee! 771 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,215 Whee! 772 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,065 Oh no, not razor blades. 773 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,521 Hey, get that thing off! 774 00:42:37,622 --> 00:42:39,423 Get his balls out of my face. 775 00:42:39,523 --> 00:42:43,460 Larry, you ruined my scene! 776 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,261 Cut, cut. 777 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:45,295 He fucked it up, man. 778 00:42:56,874 --> 00:42:57,6