Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Carter, I don't know about this. 473 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,190 Will you stop crying about this? 474 00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,234 Let's go. Come on, we're doing this. 475 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:51,569 Let's go. Come on. 476 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:52,696 Come on. 477 00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:42,954 Are we interrupting? 478 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:47,459 You look amazing. 479 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,543 Thank you. 480 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:49,878 Hey, have you guys seen my brother? 481 00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:51,463 He should have been here by now. 482 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,299 No. I haven't seen him anywhere, no. 483 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,676 But look, I'm sure he'll be here any second. Okay? 484 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:02,057 Dude. What if Augie wakes up and we're not there? 485 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,308 He's not gonna wake up. 486 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,560 If Chewbacca was fucking Bigfoot in our campsite, 487 00:28:05,643 --> 00:28:07,395 he'd still be asleep. 488 00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:08,605 Whoa. 489 00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:10,732 - What is that? - What? 490 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,235 Look. Look, he was here. 491 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:16,529 Okay. So, he decided to go back home. 492 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,614 He changed his mind. 493 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,575 No, no, no. Scout Leader Rogers would never leave his lucky knife. 494 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:21,910 I think something's wrong. 495 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,621 Dude, what's wrong is us sitting here talking about this. 496 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:25,955 Give me that. 497 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,166 Dude, look. Look at his prints. 498 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:30,585 His foot was dragging like he had a limp or something. 499 00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:33,254 Okay. Hurray for your mad tracking skills. 500 00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,507 Can we just... Can we go? Please? 501 00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:45,308 What? 502 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,768 I just think something really bad happened to him. 503 00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:49,104 - Are we still talking about Rogers? - Yeah. 504 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:51,439 Dude, he is sitting at home dressed up like Dolly Parton 505 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:53,191 singing show tunes. Relax. 506 00:28:57,612 --> 00:28:58,947 Oh, shit. 507 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:03,118 Augie, wait! Augie! 508 00:29:03,201 --> 00:29:04,369 Augie! 509 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:07,527 I thought we were best friends. 510 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,665 We are best friends. 511 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,625 - We were coming back. - Really? 512 00:29:10,708 --> 00:29:12,168 After your party? 513 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,879 You know about that? 514 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:16,339 Everybody knows about the senior party, Carter. 515 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:17,715 Even a loser like me. 516 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:18,842 Augie, don't say that. 517 00:29:18,925 --> 00:29:20,218 Why not? It's what you guys think! 518 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,886 We don't think you're a loser. 519 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,721 Ben, just tell him. 520 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,806 Carter, no. 521 00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,474 Yeah, tell me, Ben. 522 00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:28,726 Come on! Say it! 523 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,290 We're quitting Scouts, Augie. 524 00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:36,025 Look, it was fun when we were kids. 525 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:41,364 But we have to grow up, man. 526 00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:45,243 Augie. We're still gonna be best friends. 527 00:29:47,912 --> 00:29:49,330 Go to your party. 528 00:29:51,249 --> 00:29:52,500 Augie. 529 00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,127 Augie, wait! 530 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,671 Augie, come on! 531 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:01,843 Just leave him, Ben. 532 00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,775 What the fuck... What's wrong with the radio? 533 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:19,110 Carter, are you seeing this? 534 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,278 Seeing what? 535 00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:22,697 Look. The town's deserted. 536 00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:25,867 Everyone's probably asleep. 537 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:27,368 On a Friday night? 538 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:31,456 I don't know. Something just feels really weird. 539 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:32,957 Oh, hey. Pull over right here. 540 00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,882 I can't wait to get out of these stupid uniforms. 541 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,884 All right. Let's see here. 542 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,471 We're just gonna change right here? 543 00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,889 Nobody's around. 544 00:30:48,723 --> 00:30:52,143 Let's see. Jeans. T-shirt. 545 00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:55,230 Condoms. Good to go. Uh... 546 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,316 Forget socks? Yes, I did. 547 00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,824 - Holy shitballs! - What? 548