Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales

416 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,512 WRONG, VARMINT. YOU'RE THE BONUS, 417 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:37,047 AND YOU'RE GOING TO READ THEM STORIES 418 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,650 TO MY PESTIFEROUS, SPOILED-ROTTEN, LOUD-MOUTH, 419 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,419 CRYBABY SON! 420 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:43,521 YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA, CLYDE. 421 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,790 I DON'T GO WITH THE BOOKS. 422 00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:49,527 HOW WELL DO YOU LIKE BOILING OIL? 423 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:51,929 OH, WELL, I'VE NEVER TASTED IT. 424 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,398 I MEAN<i> BATHED</i> IN IT. 425 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,834 YOU TALKED ME INTO IT. 426 00:23:56,836 --> 00:24:00,938 WHERE IS THE LITTLE TYKE YOU WANTS ME TO READ TO? 427 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:03,407 HE'S OVER THERE IN THE MAZE. 428 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,810 [THEME FROM<i> JAWS</i> PLAYING] 429 00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:21,959 ALL RIGHT! WHERE'S MY STORYTELLER? 430 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,329 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY STORYTELLER? 431 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,730 I WANT A STORY! 432 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:29,233 I'LL HOLD MY BREATH TILL I TURN BLUE. 433 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:33,704 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 434 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,439 YOU'RE A PRINCE. 435 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:36,941 LET HIM DO IT. 436 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:39,877 WELL, HOLD YOUR BREATH. 437 00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,917 WHAT'S THAT? 438 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:49,954 HE'S YOUR STORYTELLER. HE'S A NEW ONE. 439 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:53,791 HE CAN TELL YOU REAL GOOD STORIES, CAN'T YOU? 440 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,593 SAY YES! 441 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:58,295 OOPS. OH, YES. I CAN DO THAT. 442 00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:01,165 I GOT A LOT OF KEEN STORIES IN THIS BOOK. 443 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,833 STORYTELLER? HE'S FUNNY-LOOKING 444 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,936 WITH LONG EARS AND TOOTHY-TYPE TEETH 445 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,571 AND THAT FUZZY WHATCHAMACALLIT. 446 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,240 HE LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT. 447 00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:11,842 HE MAKES ME HISTORICAL. HA HA HA HA! 448 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,645 YOU EXPECT ME TO TELL STORIES TO<i> THAT?</i> 449 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:17,248 I'D RATHER THROW PEANUTS AT IT. 450 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,649 WATCH IT, RABBIT. 451 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,784 YOU'RE TALKING TO CROWN PRINCE ABADABA, 452 00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:22,386 MY ONLY SON-- 453 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:23,787 THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT-- 454 00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,923 AND HE'S HEIR TO MY THRONE. 455 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,925 HEAT UP THE OIL, DADDY. 456 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,326 WELL, PRINCEY, OLD BOY, 457 00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:32,396 SHALL WE ADJOURN TO THAT READING ROOM? 458 00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:34,064 [MOANING] 459 00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:39,069 YOU CAN LET IT OUT NOW. 460 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,952 "A LONG TIME AGO IN A FAR-OFF LAND, 461 00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:57,221 "THERE LIVED A LITTLE BOY AND HIS MOTHER. 462 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,490 "THE LITTLE BOY'S NAME WAS JACK. 463 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:01,225 "SINCE THEY HAD NO FOOD, 464 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:04,828 "JACK'S MOTHER TOLD HIM TO TAKE THE COW TO TOWN 465 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,830 "AND SELL IT TO BUY FOOD. 466 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:09,233 "IN TOWN, JACK MET A SNEAKY SALESMAN 467 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,436 "WHO TRADED HIM SOME BEANS FOR THE COW. 468 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:14,238 "NOW, WHEN JACK GOT HOME 469 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,840 "AND TOLD HIS MOTHER WHAT