Taking Woodstock

00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,923 Plus, think of the money we're gonna make off of commissions 486 00:34:23,996 --> 00:34:25,759 from the ticket sales! And also... 487 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:33,331 El Monaco lnternational Casino and Bar Mitzvah Center. 488 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,339 Elliot? Hey, Max. 489 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:39,173 Hi. Well, the phone hasn't stopped ringing since you left. 490 00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,905 And they're saying... I know, wow. 491 00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:43,470 ...thousands of people might be coming to this thing. Yeah. 492 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:45,380 Well, you know, that's gonna cost 493 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,247 quite a bit to put things back in order, 494 00:34:47,319 --> 00:34:51,016 and to get the cows situated and so forth. I can understand, sure. 495 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,989 Now, Elliot, you know I don't wish 496 00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:54,889 to mess up your festival. You know that. 497 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,361 'Cause I think what was done to those young people in Wallkill 498 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:02,093 was just plain wrong. But I've been talking with Miriam, 499 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:05,193 and we think if you could just go back and tell those people... 500 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,569 How much? Seventy-five thousand. Not a penny less. 501 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:12,567 Okay, I'll let them know. 502 00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:16,470 Okay, good. Bye-bye. 503 00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:21,144 What? 504 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:25,020 Don't spend any of that money. That was Max. The deal's off. 505 00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:27,752 What? Impossible! 506 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,555 Ma. Ma. Ma. 507 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,825 Elli, don't try to stop her. She can't get far. 508 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,502 And I read in the papers, you've already sold 509 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:40,538 thousands of tickets, and that's a lot. 510 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:41,971 And so you'll be needing to use, 511 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,066 practically, my whole place here, not just the alfalfa fields. 512 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,873 Now, wait a second. I mean, I could... 513 00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:52,815 I mean, I could buy a farm for the kind of money you're asking for. 514 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,442 I could buy five farms. 515 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,419 From what I read in the papers, Mr. Roberts, 516 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,786 you've already spent a million dollars in Wallkill, 517 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:01,951 and you've only got until the 15th until your festival. 518 00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:04,427 Now, I'm sure a wealthy young man such as yourself 519 00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,862 could, indeed, buy a lot of farms. 520 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,196 But that's neither here nor there. All I'm saying is... 521 00:36:09,268 --> 00:36:13,034 Yeah, all you're saying is that you've got us over a barrel. 522 00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:16,002 Well, if I didn't, you wouldn't be on your second carton 523 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,542 of chocolate milk now, would you? 524 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:22,276 But I tell you this, fellas, when you make a deal with me, it's a deal. 525 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,781 Okay? So long as you promise to put things back in order, 526 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,875 I'll stand by you 100%. 527 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:28,180 These people are my neighbors, 528 00:36:28,253 --> 00:36:29,811 and I know how to deal with them. 529 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:33,119 I won't let them run you off like they did in Wallkill, 530 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:36,558 'cause this is my land, and let's just see them try. 531 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:41,193 Wow, Max, that is very cool. And you're right. 532 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:42,726 We're going to have a lot of people 533 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,166 come here and enjoy your place. 534 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:48,195 Michael, if I may, I wouldn't describe $75,000 as cool. 535 00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:49,831 $5,000 is cool. 536 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:52,103 Hey, it's your bread, guys. 537 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:55,305 I'm just trying to put you together here with Max's vision. 538 00:36:57,115 --> 00:37:01,643 Right. Look, Max, if we were willing to consider doing this, 539 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,517 you're really gonna have to let us make it work. 540 00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:07,547 Mike, listen, really, if this doesn't shake out with Max... 541 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,526 I'm sure we're gonna be fine. 542 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:13,052 John and Joel and Max, they're all gonna come together. 543 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,092 I can feel it. 544 00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:18,396 Good vibes. 545 00:37:19,638 --> 00:37:21,799 - He won't let them near it. - Smithson? Who's Smithson? 546 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37