Danny Collins

she did when she was 23 508 00:38:40,587 --> 00:38:42,510 and got drunk backstage after one of your concerts. 509 00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:44,662 I use her last name. Anything else? 510 00:38:44,762 --> 00:38:47,498 - You're clearly angry. - Look, I don't care enough to be angry. 511 00:38:47,598 --> 00:38:50,042 I am wondering what I'm going to tell my little girl about who you are. 512 00:38:50,142 --> 00:38:52,423 And I'm thinking, I have to be back at work in 20 minutes. 513 00:38:52,453 --> 00:38:55,172 - Are we done here? - I sent checks. 514 00:38:55,272 --> 00:38:56,674 - I ripped them up, okay? - Okay. 515 00:38:56,774 --> 00:38:59,576 Okay. Nice to meet you. Have a good life. 516 00:39:00,711 --> 00:39:04,457 - Are you happy? - Am I happy? 517 00:39:04,557 --> 00:39:06,266 I don't know. 518 00:39:07,284 --> 00:39:09,553 You have a happy life? 519 00:39:14,625 --> 00:39:16,993 I hate my boss. 520 00:39:17,837 --> 00:39:20,397 Fucking Mets break my heart every year. 521 00:39:21,674 --> 00:39:25,036 But I have the most amazing wife in the history of wives, 522 00:39:25,136 --> 00:39:27,079 and an amazing little girl. 523 00:39:27,179 --> 00:39:29,874 One that I wish I could do more for. That I really wish I could do. 524 00:39:29,974 --> 00:39:32,214 But you know what, if it makes you sleep better at night, 525 00:39:32,243 --> 00:39:34,386 yeah, I'm happy. 526 00:39:35,179 --> 00:39:37,748 And fuck you, you selfish prick, I am angry. 527 00:40:25,154 --> 00:40:27,006 Mr. Collins. 528 00:40:27,198 --> 00:40:29,250 How we doing tonight? 529 00:40:30,701 --> 00:40:33,612 Peachy. Thank you for asking. 530 00:40:33,938 --> 00:40:37,066 Good. I'm really glad to hear that. 531 00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:38,776 Mr. Collins, 532 00:40:38,876 --> 00:40:40,916 I was wondering if you could help me with something. 533 00:40:41,379 --> 00:40:43,614 - Shoot. - Okay. 534 00:40:43,714 --> 00:40:47,118 When a famous musician starts getting fall-down drunk in a hotel bar 535 00:40:47,218 --> 00:40:49,120 and you're the manager of that hotel, 536 00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:52,956 is there a protocol on how to handle the situation? 537 00:40:53,124 --> 00:40:57,587 Because actually, we have had a shortage of famous fall-down drunk musicians lately, 538 00:40:57,687 --> 00:40:59,830 I'm a bit out of my depth. 539 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,501 I see. 540 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,431 Well, you know, I had a bad day. 541 00:41:08,531 --> 00:41:10,933 Oh. Okay. 542 00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:12,643 This is just water. 543 00:41:12,743 --> 00:41:14,270 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 544 00:41:14,370 --> 00:41:18,015 Yeah, that's just because you drank all the booze and the ice is melted. 545 00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:21,152 Don't be mean to me. I really had a bad day. 546 00:41:21,252 --> 00:41:23,333 - Yeah? - Yeah. 547 00:41:24,021 --> 00:41:26,941 - Well, I had a bad day too. - Yeah? 548 00:41:28,718 --> 00:41:30,236 Can I buy you a drink? 549 00:41:30,903 --> 00:41:32,955 Bay Breeze? 550 00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:35,833 Wine spritzer? Maybe even one of those frozen... 551 00:41:35,933 --> 00:41:41,297 Josh, give me tequila, rocks, something <i>añejo,</i> and a splash of soda. 552 00:41:41,397 --> 00:41:43,666 Right away, boss. 553 00:41:43,899 --> 00:41:46,510 You're not the only rock star in this hotel. 554 00:41:46,610 --> 00:41:48,545 Apparently not. 555 00:41:49,989 --> 00:41:52,516 So, you had a bad day? 556 00:41:52,616 --> 00:41:54,885 Why'd you have a bad day? 557 00:41:56,328 --> 00:41:59,857 Okay, I work with a bunch of well-meaning... Thank you. 558 00:41:59,957 --> 00:42:01,692 But remarkably dim twenty-somethings 559 00:42:01,792 --> 00:42:04,028 who are just passing time until they go back to college. 560 00:42:04,128 --> 00:42:06,030 And one of them screwed up the computer system 561 00:42:06,130 --> 00:42:10,734 and it took me half the day to reprogram every reservation manually. 562 00:42:17,308 --> 00:42:19,276 What about you? 563 00:42:20,936 --> 00:42:24,940 I tracked down my grown son, 564 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,817 who I've never met before. 565 00:42:28,277 --> 00:42:34,299 I met him, his wife, my granddaughter. 566 00:42:34,492 --> 00:42:39,062 And then he told me, quite emphatically, 567 00:42:39,430 --> 00:42:42,892 to fuck off and to die. 568 00:42:47,146 --> 00:42:49,365 Well, it was every reservation, 569 00:42:49,465 --> 00:42:54,111 each one had to be reprogrammed manually. I hope I made that clear. 570 00:42:56,055 --> 00:42:58,548 Can I ask you a question? 571 00:42:59,183 --> 00:43:03,462 Not if it's about why I never met my son until today. 572 00:43:03,562 --> 00:43:06,415 Oh, shit. Well, that was my question. 573 00:43:18,869 --> 00:43:21,313 We lost our patter. 574 00:43:22,707 --> 00:43:23,733 It's gone. 575 00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:26,902 You know, I saw you in concert once, about five years ago. 576 00:43:27,002 --> 00:43:30,448 - You did? - Yeah, my husband... My ex-husband