Mr. Destiny

00:33:18,918 --> 00:33:23,877 What are you doing here? Uh, are you in on this too? W - Where's Clip and Ellen? 475 00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:28,261 Who are Clip and Ellen? What are you talking about, sweetheart? In on what? 476 00:33:28,347 --> 00:33:32,428 - m-my surprise birthday party. - The party isn't for another two hours, dear... 477 00:33:32,518 --> 00:33:35,474 and you told me you didn't want it to be a surprise because you hate surprises. 478 00:33:44,451 --> 00:33:46,610 Darling, what's wrong? 479 00:33:46,704 --> 00:33:49,410 Nothing is wrong. 480 00:33:53,296 --> 00:33:56,132 Will you excuse me a minute? 481 00:34:08,607 --> 00:34:12,689 mike! mike. 482 00:34:12,779 --> 00:34:15,568 Okay, mike, what the hell is goin' on? 483 00:34:15,658 --> 00:34:21,117 Why is Cindy Jo calling me ',',sweetheart," who are those kids and - and what is this place? 484 00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:23,580 This is your house. Those are your children. 485 00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:25,745 Cindy Jo's your wife. 486 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,126 No! 487 00:34:31,221 --> 00:34:33,130 Yes. 488 00:34:38,147 --> 00:34:42,395 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not all right. 489 00:34:42,486 --> 00:34:45,571 I mean, this kind of thing doesn't happen every day, you know? 490 00:34:45,657 --> 00:34:48,361 Yes, it is quite remarkable, if I do say so myself. 491 00:34:48,451 --> 00:34:50,528 Wait. I don't understand any of this. 492 00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:55,368 How can my life change so much just because I hit one stinkin' baseball? 493 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:59,245 Well, you see, Larry, one's destiny is a very complicated thing. 494 00:35:00,884 --> 00:35:03,673 Every incident in a person's life... 495 00:35:03,763 --> 00:35:06,337 affects everything else that follows it. 496 00:35:06,433 --> 00:35:10,599 Instead of missing the baseball, however, you hit it. 497 00:35:10,689 --> 00:35:13,774 Then you became a hero, married the prom queen... 498 00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:16,565 and so on and so forth... 499 00:35:16,654 --> 00:35:21,366 until you find yourself exactly where you are. 500 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:25,203 So you see, hitting that baseball... 501 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:30,002 has spun your life off in an entirely new direction. 502 00:35:32,384 --> 00:35:34,875 Are you an angel or something? 503 00:35:34,971 --> 00:35:37,973 Not exactly, no. 504 00:35:38,058 --> 00:35:40,515 Th-Then what are you? 505 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,436 Have you ever been faced with a decision... 506 00:35:44,525 --> 00:35:48,275 - and you weren't sure what to do? - Yeah. Sure, plenty of times. 507 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:53,074 And then something inside you made you choose one direction over another? 508 00:35:53,161 --> 00:35:57,077 - Yeah. So? - So that's me. 509 00:35:57,167 --> 00:36:01,082 I make the suggestions, and you make the choices. 510 00:36:01,172 --> 00:36:06,630 That's how destiny works, Larry- very subtly. 511 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:08,761 Welcome to your new life, Larry. 512 00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:12,427 I hope you like it. 513 00:36:14,481 --> 00:36:18,611 mike. Hey, wait a second. 514 00:36:18,695 --> 00:36:20,604 mike. mike, hey! 515 00:36:20,697 --> 00:36:23,534 mike! mike! 516 00:36:25,996 --> 00:36:28,619 What am I supposed to do now? 517 00:36:47,191 --> 00:36:52,233 Hi. It's me again. Larry Burrows. 518 00:36:52,322 --> 00:36:54,446 Why did you run out of the house, sweetheart? 519 00:36:57,329 --> 00:37:00,116 Um... 520 00:37:00,207 --> 00:37:03,327 I forgot to, uh, tip the cabbie. 521 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:07,466 You took a cab? Why didn't you wait for Ludwig? 522 00:37:07,550 --> 00:37:09,674 Ludwig? 523 00:37:10,971 --> 00:37:14,922 Oh, Ludwig. Oh, good old Ludwig. 524 00:37:15,978 --> 00:37:18,731 I didn't wait for Ludwig because... 525 00:37:18,815 --> 00:37:23,478 I can't remember his... 526 00:37:23,572 --> 00:37:26,145 face. 527 00:37:27,701 --> 00:37:30,454 You must be very tired, sweetheart. 528 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:32,662 Yes. 529 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:37,081 Why don't you go into the library and have yourself a nice drink before dinner. 530 00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,165 Okay. 531 00:37:45,308 --> 00:37:48,144 Uh, by the way, where's the library? 532 00:37:50,607 --> 00:37:52,683 It's over there. 533 00:37:54,279 --> 00:37:57,862 Great. Yeah. Thanks. 534 00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:07,576 So, I'll just be in the library... 535 00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:10,340 having a drink. 536 00:38:10,424 --> 00:38:12,418 Thanks again. 537 00:38:15,806 --> 00:38:17,634 Geez. 538 00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:27,571 I must belong to the Book-of-the-month Club. 539 00:38:51,436 --> 00:38:53,559 Oh, Boswell! How you doin'? 540 00:38:53,648 --> 00:38:56,898 Am I glad to see you. How are you? 541 00:38:56,985 --> 00: