Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

(WINGS FLAPPING) 818 00:31:43,127 --> 00:31:45,799 Help! Someone save me! 819 00:31:45,963 --> 00:31:47,258 - (BARKING) - Nice doggy... 820 00:31:48,257 --> 00:31:49,632 Theo! Over here! Jump! 821 00:31:50,635 --> 00:31:52,135 Birds and dogs! 822 00:31:52,470 --> 00:31:53,936 Oh, my God! 823 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:55,642 Okay, now there's a goat. 824 00:31:55,765 --> 00:31:56,764 (BLEATING) 825 00:31:56,849 --> 00:31:59,100 And an otter. And an otter! God! 826 00:31:59,268 --> 00:32:01,394 MAN: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 827 00:32:01,479 --> 00:32:02,478 Listen! 828 00:32:02,605 --> 00:32:03,604 We're going to be making an... 829 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:05,655 emergency landing in Austin, Texas 830 00:32:05,775 --> 00:32:07,775 due to a herd of chinchillas in the cockpit. 831 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:08,859 All right, you heard him! 832 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:10,494 The plane's going down. 833 00:32:10,613 --> 00:32:12,113 (ALL SCREAMING) 834 00:32:12,823 --> 00:32:14,949 Not down like down-down. 835 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,831 Safely-safely. We're not crashing! 836 00:32:18,829 --> 00:32:19,999 You people are idiots! 837 00:32:20,164 --> 00:32:21,379 We're all gonna die! 838 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:22,540 What an idiot! 839 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,629 Oh, great speech, Churchill. 840 00:32:24,794 --> 00:32:26,385 You better watch it! 841 00:32:26,546 --> 00:32:27,921 Do you know who you're talking to? 842 00:32:28,005 --> 00:32:30,005 I am the police of the sky! 843 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,391 (MACAW SQUAWKS) 844 00:32:33,344 --> 00:32:34,468 Really? 845 00:32:37,014 --> 00:32:38,059 AGENT SUGGS: Okay. Let's make sure 846 00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:39,310 we have everything. 847 00:32:39,475 --> 00:32:40,895 You released animals from cargo, 848 00:32:40,977 --> 00:32:42,693 and then you forced an emergency landing. 849 00:32:42,853 --> 00:32:44,478 We also snuck onto the plane. 850 00:32:44,647 --> 00:32:46,272 Uh-huh. That's right. Theodore! 851 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,362 That is three major infractions on one flight. 852 00:32:49,610 --> 00:32:50,655 Here's a fun fact. 853 00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:53,037 That's three more infractions than I've ever had 854 00:32:53,114 --> 00:32:54,534 in all my years as an air marshal. 855 00:32:54,699 --> 00:32:56,995 Congratulations on such a distinguished career, sir. 856 00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,118 Did you hear that? 857 00:32:59,287 --> 00:33:01,379 Because of that "distinguished career"... 858 00:33:01,539 --> 00:33:03,210 I've got a meeting with Homeland Security 859 00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:04,381 next week about a promotion. 860 00:33:04,584 --> 00:33:06,175 Another congratulations, sir. Shut up! 861 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:07,251 What do you think they're gonna bring up 862 00:33:07,336 --> 00:33:08,460 when they interview me, huh? 863 00:33:08,546 --> 00:33:11,798 My decade of perfect service... 864 00:33:11,966 --> 00:33:13,966 or that one time that three chipmunks 865 00:33:14,051 --> 00:33:16,177 turned my flight into Noah's Ark? 866 00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:18,391 Probably the time with the chipmunks. 867 00:33:18,472 --> 00:33:19,517 Yeah. 868 00:33:20,933 --> 00:33:22,854 Um, I meant the other one. 869 00:33:23,019 --> 00:33:25,440 Look, sir, what could we possibly have done 870 00:33:25,521 --> 00:33:26,771 to make you hate us so much? 871 00:33:26,939 --> 00:33:27,938 (BANGS TABLE) 872 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:32,075 I'll tell you what you did. 873 00:33:32,903 --> 00:33:33,902 Whoa! 874 00:33:34,030 --> 00:33:35,029 Holy Christmas. 875 00:33:35,156 --> 00:33:36,747 (CHIPMUNKS SONG PLAYING) 876 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:38,908 I got a little early gift for you. 877 00:33:39,118 --> 00:33:40,584 (LAUGHS) Oh, James. 878 00:33:41,162 --> 00:33:42,457 You shouldn't have. 879 00:33:42,580 --> 00:33:43,579 No. Wait a second. 880 00:33:43,664 --> 00:33:45,960 I want to Instagram a video of your reaction. 881 00:33:46,959 --> 00:33:48,459 Merry Christmas! I'm breaking up with you! 882 00:33:48,628 --> 00:33:49,718 What? 883 00:33:50,921 --> 00:33:51,920 Thanks. 884 00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:54,344 And The Chipmunks? 885 00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:56,137 Grow up, James. 886 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:57,514 (MUMBLING) Wait. 887 00:33:59,889 --> 00:34:01,059 (CHIPMUNKS LAUGHING) 888 00:34:02,975 --> 00:34:04,691 (SCREAMS) 889 00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:10,905 Awkward. 890 00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:14,531 You provided the soundtrack to my heartbreak. 891 00:34:14,695 --> 00:34:16,536 But now it's payback time. 892 00:34:16,697 --> 00:34:20,575 I am putting you three on the No-Fly List. 893 00:34:20,743 --> 00:34:21,958 What? No! But we have to get to Miami! 894 00:34:22,036 --> 00:34:23,126 You can't d