The Shepherd: Border Patrol

354 00:31:28,986 --> 00:31:29,987 Ugh! 355 00:31:29,987 --> 00:31:33,323 ♪ 356 00:31:33,323 --> 00:31:34,074 [COCKS] 357 00:31:37,578 --> 00:31:38,579 [GRUNTING] 358 00:31:44,793 --> 00:31:46,670 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO] 359 00:31:48,672 --> 00:31:50,341 <i>♪ It's late But we gotta get up ♪</i> 360 00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:53,218 <i>♪ If we're going out Tonight... ♪</i> 361 00:31:53,218 --> 00:31:54,678 You okay? 362 00:31:54,678 --> 00:31:58,098 What I tell you stays between us, right? 363 00:31:59,224 --> 00:32:01,435 The night I introduced you to my wife, 364 00:32:01,435 --> 00:32:04,772 she screwed my brains out like we were teenagers. 365 00:32:04,772 --> 00:32:06,524 Eyes closed the whole time. 366 00:32:08,817 --> 00:32:10,486 You know what that means, right? 367 00:32:10,486 --> 00:32:12,780 It means she was thinking about someone else. 368 00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:15,157 Even if it was you, I couldn't do anything about it. 369 00:32:15,157 --> 00:32:18,410 'Cause you had to go and save my life. 370 00:32:20,704 --> 00:32:23,124 What the hell am I supposed to do? 371 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,335 I don't know, man. 372 00:32:27,962 --> 00:32:29,547 MAN: I know you got some money, my man. 373 00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:32,299 ♪ 374 00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:33,050 Pull over. 375 00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:36,971 [TIRES SQUEALING] 376 00:32:39,098 --> 00:32:40,057 MAN: Get up. 377 00:32:59,827 --> 00:33:00,828 Ugh! 378 00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:06,751 Real smart, huh? You want to go down like this? 379 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:09,796 Hey, don't shoot. I got something for you here. 380 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,006 JACK: Easy, man. 381 00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:17,053 It's from my boss. He said, "Don't work too hard." 382 00:33:17,053 --> 00:33:18,096 Yeah. 383 00:33:32,735 --> 00:33:34,195 PAWNELL: Jack! 384 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,700 Damn. 385 00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:42,161 Shit. 386 00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:49,878 Nice. 387 00:33:49,878 --> 00:33:54,716 I would expect this from him, but from you too? Asshole. 388 00:33:54,716 --> 00:33:56,259 Ma'am, we were patrolling-- 389 00:33:56,259 --> 00:33:58,970 It's on me. It has nothing to do with him. 390 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,931 I am gonna kick you all the way back to New Orleans, 391 00:34:01,931 --> 00:34:03,850 to jail in New Orleans. 392 00:34:03,850 --> 00:34:05,560 We don't need this here. 393 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,187 In case you haven't noticed, 394 00:34:07,187 --> 00:34:10,440 we only have 1841 people in this town. 395 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,901 Eighteen hundred and thirty-nine now. 396 00:34:12,942 --> 00:34:15,737 They were trying to-- I need every man I have. 397 00:34:15,737 --> 00:34:18,406 But I am willing to lose anyone that makes trouble. 398 00:34:18,448 --> 00:34:22,285 So who is this new local hero? 399 00:34:25,413 --> 00:34:27,540 I'm, uh-- I'm having a reelection gala 400 00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:29,251 tomorrow night at the civic center. 401 00:34:29,251 --> 00:34:32,754 You should stop by. Thank you. 402 00:34:32,796 --> 00:34:36,466 Hero like you can make all the difference in an election. 403 00:34:36,466 --> 00:34:39,803 Sort of story the newspapers love. 404 00:34:39,803 --> 00:34:41,388 He can help me convince the voters 405 00:34:41,388 --> 00:34:43,640 Columbus is getting safer. 406 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,685 With crime up 25 percent? 407 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:51,940 So who are they gonna believe, the numbers or the hero? 408 00:34:51,982 --> 00:34:53,442 [LAUGHS] 409 00:34:55,485 --> 00:34:57,779 <i>I'm, uh-- I'm having a reelection gala....</i> 410 00:34:57,779 --> 00:34:59,614 MEYERS: And what is this? 411 00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:02,701 MAN: Got it today from our friend. 412 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,369 <i>Thank you.</i> 413 00:35:04,369 --> 00:35:06,955 Who is this guy? Why isn't he on our payroll? 414 00:35:06,955 --> 00:35:10,876 Well, he turned us down. Capped two of our boys. 415 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:14,504 Not a typical border-patrol agent, if you ask me. 416 00:35:14,504 --> 00:35:17,090 You keep an eye on him. Tell me everything you find out. 417 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:19,801 <i>WOMAN: You are now connected to the SAT-phone link.</i> 418 00:35:19,801 --> 00:35:22,054 <i>MAN: Be advised that we have received your report</i> 419 00:35:22,095 --> 00:35:23,889 <i>and will be in touch with you shortly.</i> 420 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,141 It's all set to expedite the new shipments. 421 00:35:26,141 --> 00:35:29,394 <i>WOMEN: Transmission completed. Data received.</i> 422 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,021 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 423 00:35:44,368 --> 00:35:46,912 MAN 1: Hey, how you doing? MAN 2: How are you? 424 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:49,039 I, uh