Beowulf

Come on, my mighty lust limb can transport you to paradise... 371 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,500 . ..to ecstasy and back. 372 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:23,510 No other man will ever be able to satisfy you again. 373 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,350 -Sorry. -Aw, come on. 374 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:27,590 -l said no and l meant no. -Why not? 375 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:32,100 Because it's late and it's dark and the monster could arrive at any moment. 376 00:31:32,270 --> 00:31:34,270 Well, then, how about a quick gobble? 377 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,480 [GRUNTS] 378 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,350 [GROANS] 379 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,360 The hour is upon us. 380 00:31:43,530 --> 00:31:47,320 This old man needs his sleep. 381 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:52,490 Where's my beautiful bedmate? Come, my love. 382 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,000 ln a moment. 383 00:31:56,170 --> 00:32:00,170 Come, Wealthow, let us pound the pillows. Ha-ha. 384 00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:02,680 -Don't touch me. HROTHGAR: Ha-ha-ha. 385 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,430 That's the spirit, my girl. 386 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:08,380 My lord! 387 00:32:12,890 --> 00:32:17,230 Perhaps Her Majesty could grace our ears with... 388 00:32:17,730 --> 00:32:23,650 . ..one more melody before we all retire. 389 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:30,280 lt's the least l can do. 390 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,660 HROTHGAR: Mm. 391 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:42,130 Beowulf, l'll hope to see you in the morning, Odin willing. 392 00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:47,850 And, uh, make sure your thanes secure the doors. 393 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:51,850 Good night. Good night. 394 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,760 Good night, Beowulf. Watch out for sea monsters. 395 00:32:56,930 --> 00:33:01,230 l'm sure your imagination must be teeming with them. 396 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,740 [WEALTHOW PLAYlNG "A HERO COMES HOME" ON HARP] 397 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,030 [SlNGlNG] Just wait 398 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,530 Though wide he may roam 399 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:19,630 Always A hero comes home 400 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:28,670 He goes Where no one has gone 401 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:34,550 But always A hero comes home 402 00:33:39,270 --> 00:33:41,610 [WEALTHOW'S SlNGlNG ECHOlNG] 403 00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:48,860 [GRENDEL SCREAMlNG] 404 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:59,120 He goes Where no one has gone 405 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:07,130 But always A hero comes home 406 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:14,170 That was. . . 407 00:34:14,390 --> 00:34:15,680 . ..beautiful. 408 00:34:29,190 --> 00:34:31,780 You need to go now, Your Majesty. 409 00:34:32,450 --> 00:34:34,490 Of course. Grendel. 410 00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:36,120 BEOWULF: Mm. 411 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:44,550 The demon is my husband's shame. 412 00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:47,460 lt's not a shame, it's a curse. 413 00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:50,720 No, shame. 414 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:55,470 My husband has no other. No sons. 415 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:58,190 And he will have no more, for all his talk. 416 00:34:58,350 --> 00:35:01,230 OLAF: Oi, Hondshew. How was she? 417 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,100 Nah. Not my type. 418 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,850 OLAF: l know your type: 419 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,400 Baa! Baa! 420 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,690 [ALL LAUGHlNG] 421 00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:10,690 [BOTH GRUNTlNG] 422 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,490 Lord Beowulf, what are you doing? 423 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,250 The creature has no sword, no armor. 424 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:23,080 And l have no weapon capable of slaying a monster. 425 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:27,130 We shall fight as equals. And. .. 426 00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:32,000 . ..fate shall decide. 427 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:42,850 [CHAlN CLANKlNG] 428 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,610 WlGLAF: Good. Tie it off with more chain. 429 00:35:56,910 --> 00:35:58,410 [HONDSHEW GRUNTS] 430 00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:00,780 Enough frigging about. 431 00:36:10,290 --> 00:36:12,540 WlGLAF: You're mad, you know that? 432 00:36:12,710 --> 00:36:14,500 Yes. 433 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,430 Something vexes you, my Wiglaf? 434 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,320 l don't like the smell of this one, my lord. 435 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,650 The men are unprepared. 436 00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:36,160 They're distracted. Too many untended women here. 437 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,570 Abstinence prior to battle is essential! 438 00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:45,500 A warrior's mind must be unblurred, my lord. 439 00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:47,870 Good night, Wiglaf. 440 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:58,050 -While you're sleeping, what do we do? -Sing. Loudly! 441 00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:04,100 Well, you heard him. He wants us to sing, so sing. 442 00:37:04,270 --> 00:37:06,600 Olaf, sing! 443 00:37:08,890 --> 00:37:10,560 [OLAF CLEARS THROAT] 444 00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:14,270 [SlNGlNG] There was a dozen virgins 445 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,230 Friesians, Danes and Franks 446 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,030 We took 'em for some swifan And all we got were wanks 447 00: