Happy Accidents

00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,408 It's just the things he says. 338 00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,285 Break the causal chain. 339 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:16,962 <i>And then everyday normal things,</i> <i>just seem really new to him.</i> 340 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,007 Oh, God. You're being so ridiculous! 341 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:21,758 God! 342 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,888 He has spells, Gretchen! 343 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,434 Spells? What do you mean? 344 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:36,064 <i>Sometimes he just stares at things.</i> <i>His eyes get all glazed over.</i> 345 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,150 <i>Like he's in a trance.</i> 346 00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,613 <i>It's like he's really far away.</i> 347 00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:44,448 <i>It's weird.</i> 348 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,743 Does it happen during sex? 349 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:49,912 - No. - Then don't worry about it. 350 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:54,166 If these spells were happening during sex, you know, then I'd worry. 351 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:58,587 That usually means they're thinking about someone else, you know? 352 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,881 That's not Sam. 353 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,009 You know what he said to me the other night? 354 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,094 <i>- What?</i> <i>- He said...</i> 355 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:10,057 You know, I've never told a woman the things I've told you. 356 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,767 You are the first and... 357 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,019 ...the only. 358 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:17,731 You're the one and only. 359 00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:21,401 You know... 360 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,530 I feel like... 361 00:23:26,907 --> 00:23:31,161 ...my whole life has just been a journey into your arms. 362 00:23:34,206 --> 00:23:36,625 <i>Oh, my Larry. Are you kidding me?</i> 363 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,796 Kick him out now while you got the chance, sister. 364 00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:43,882 I guess you had to be there. 365 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:48,011 You are this incurable romantic, like, thwarted back... 366 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:51,223 ...to 1955, where you think you are his first love. 367 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:56,270 You know, men only say that kind of shit when they got some agenda goin' on. 368 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:58,522 He meant it. I mean, I think he meant it. 369 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:02,067 "I am willing to find a balance between my own needs... 370 00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:04,820 "...and my concern for others. 371 00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:09,783 "I am learning to love myself more every day." 372 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:27,509 <i>Maybe I shouldn't have been so paranoid.</i> 373 00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,928 What is it? What is he on? 374 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:33,265 <i>Maybe I should have just trusted him,</i> <i>the way he said he trusted me.</i> 375 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,850 Should I worry? 376 00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:36,643 Only... 377 00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,562 ...if you love sailing. 378 00:24:39,605 --> 00:24:41,148 It's prescription Dramamine. 379 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:45,402 It's prescribed for people who suffer severe distress at sea, seasickness. 380 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:48,488 Are you planning a cruise? 381 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,866 <i>Sammy?</i> 382 00:24:52,826 --> 00:24:54,912 Guess what today is? 383 00:24:55,204 --> 00:24:57,915 <i>But I'd been burned so many times before.</i> 384 00:25:01,627 --> 00:25:03,587 "So, that's how it happened". 385 00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:09,301 That's how I learned who I was living with. 386 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,250 Hey, baby. Guess what day it is today? 387 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,463 Who is Chrystie Delancey? 388 00:26:16,118 --> 00:26:17,578 She's a girl. 389 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:20,372 Are you sleeping with her? 390 00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:28,046 "You're the one and only" maybe. God. Gretchen was right. 391 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:31,592 You're a hypocrite. You're a liar and you're a cheat. 392 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:33,218 I am not a cheat. 393 00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:37,014 What's this? Prescription Dramamine? 394 00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:40,642 Planning a little cruise on "The Love Boat" with Ms. Delancey? 395 00:26:40,976 --> 00:26:44,271 - It's not what you think. - I don't know what to think! 396 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:46,857 You're fucking someone else. 397 00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:50,652 You are the one and only. 398 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,447 Baby, that is the truth. 399 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:57,784 I got you some roses. 400 00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:00,245 A whole dozen of them. 401 00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:02,664 It's our three-month anniversary. 402 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:07,544 - Baby, don't cry. - They're carnations. 403 00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:11,298 Or is that another thing they don't have in Dubuque? 404 00:27:11,507 --> 00:27:15,219 You think I haven't noticed your little idiosyncrasies? 405 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,055 Your spells? 406 00:27:18,514 --> 00:27:20,182 What's going on? 407 00:27:21,225 --> 00: