Chef

644 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,708 He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now. 645 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,793 <i>You just keep him right where the fuck he is.</i> 646 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,795 - What? <i>- I'm parking the car.</i> 647 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,964 - Carl, what? <i>- Don't let him leave.</i> 648 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:45,133 <i>Keep the motherfucker there!</i> 649 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:50,305 Is he here? Is the fucker still here? 650 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,472 Fuck. 651 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:53,349 Let's go into the back of the house, and we'll have... 652 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,019 I just want to say one thing. I just want to say one thing. 653 00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,604 Let's go to the kitchen... 654 00:39:57,687 --> 00:40:00,648 Stop it, stop it for a second! 655 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,485 I've been waiting to talk to this prick for a long time. 656 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:08,072 I am not cloying. I am not needy. I don't care what you think. 657 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,992 You're not getting to me. I'm not needy! 658 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:15,705 Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake. 659 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,707 That's not what makes the centre molten. 660 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,503 You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin, 661 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:25,715 so as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten! 662 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,425 Okay. Okay. 663 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:31,346 It's fucking molten, see? It's fucking molten, you asshole! 664 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,058 And you don't do anything. What do you do? 665 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:39,020 You sit and you eat and you vomit those words back 666 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:44,776 to make people laugh. You know how hard I worked for this shit? 667 00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:47,028 Do you know how hard my staff works? 668 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:50,073 What sacrifices I've made to make you happy 669 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:54,410 and then you just smugly just fucking shit on my shit? 670 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,579 Okay. 671 00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,457 - It hurts! - Yes. 672 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:02,210 It fucking hurts when you write that shit! It hurt you. 673 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,419 It does. It does. 674 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:07,423 He was... He thought you were gonna close his fucking restaurant down! 675 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,092 You asshole! 676 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:16,307 And what do you do? You just write shit to make... 677 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:19,727 You just make shit up! My shit was molten! 678 00:41:20,228 --> 00:41:23,648 It's fucking molten! Asshole! 679 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,651 <i>- You're not getting to me. - Okay. Okay.</i> 680 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,987 <i>- You're not getting to me! - Okay, Carl.</i> 681 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,697 <i>- He's not getting to me! - No, he's not.</i> 682 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,615 I know, but you're a publicist. Don't you have relationships? 683 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:35,493 Isn't that what you're hired to do? To take things like this off the Internet? 684 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,911 But it's out there. 685 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,789 Even if I could persuade one site, to pull down one clip, 686 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,624 there are a dozen others from other cell phones. 687 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,918 What should we... Should we at least lawyer up 688 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:45,420 and threaten legal action or something? 689 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,214 You threatening them with lawyers builds on a story that's already 690 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,967 getting a lot of play. And then you get another week of headlines. 691 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:54,679 And then you got this food critic posting fresh blogs about you nonstop. 692 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:56,806 And they're all getting picked up and the picked-up headlines 693 00:41:56,973 --> 00:42:00,435 are getting picked up by each other. You know, it's absolutely unbelievable. 694 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:01,811 <i>- I've never seen any... What?</i> - So wait a second. 695 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,479 You're saying there's nothing that I could do? 696 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,399 To get the footage down? No, that lives forever. 697 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:10,111 <i>- Great. Awesome.</i> - But there just might be an opportunity here. 698 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:12,280 How can this possibly be an opportunity? 699 00:42:12,447 --> 00:42:14,407 Well, I was holding off until we spoke, 700 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:17,744 but I'm fairly certain we have a good shot at <i>Hell's Kitchen.</i> 701 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,329 - Wait, what? - The reality show. 702 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,958 I don't think you understa