Perfect Sisters

Calm down. 471 00:28:11,132 --> 00:28:13,369 Why do you wear so much make-up? 472 00:28:14,523 --> 00:28:17,115 Pretty girl, you shouldn't cover your face. 473 00:28:17,115 --> 00:28:19,004 You look like a fucking vampire. 474 00:28:20,380 --> 00:28:23,931 - Please, Steve. - Come on, come on. Calm down. 475 00:28:23,932 --> 00:28:26,900 Calm down. 476 00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:54,869 Do another what if. 477 00:28:55,709 --> 00:28:56,790 What happened? 478 00:28:58,718 --> 00:29:00,988 Make me feel better. 479 00:29:02,686 --> 00:29:03,483 Now. 480 00:29:04,126 --> 00:29:06,516 Okay, okay. Okay. 481 00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:11,639 Okay, what if we were... like Bonnie and Clyde? 482 00:29:12,638 --> 00:29:15,005 - You know, and we ran away.. - No, no. 483 00:29:15,006 --> 00:29:17,885 I wanna do a happy one. Please. 484 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:21,116 A happy one, okay. Okay. 485 00:29:22,207 --> 00:29:26,005 Okay, what if... 486 00:29:26,527 --> 00:29:27,476 oh, okay, okay. 487 00:29:28,479 --> 00:29:29,855 Okay, remember... 488 00:29:30,271 --> 00:29:32,279 that trip that we took to the lake... 489 00:29:33,631 --> 00:29:36,600 right before Mom and Doug broke up? 490 00:29:37,951 --> 00:29:39,807 You know, with Bobby and everybody? 491 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,230 That was fun. 492 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:16,258 As if. 493 00:30:23,842 --> 00:30:24,890 A toast... 494 00:30:25,058 --> 00:30:28,065 to family in all it's wonderful forms. 495 00:30:28,066 --> 00:30:29,473 And... 496 00:30:29,474 --> 00:30:32,443 to finally having a real man around the house. 497 00:30:37,986 --> 00:30:39,132 Merry Christmas. 498 00:30:41,379 --> 00:30:42,754 What's the words? 499 00:30:52,772 --> 00:30:54,267 Here, let me dance, let me dance. 500 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:09,118 Happy New Year! 501 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:10,782 My girls! 502 00:31:18,756 --> 00:31:19,971 Wanna go to bed? 503 00:31:19,972 --> 00:31:22,116 No, the ball hasn't dropped yet. 504 00:31:22,117 --> 00:31:23,492 It has, actually. 505 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,747 Stop, Mom, stop. Stop. 506 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,909 - Hey, sweetie. - Get the fuck off me! 507 00:31:39,013 --> 00:31:40,324 How many Valentines did you get? 508 00:31:40,325 --> 00:31:42,715 - Which one is your girlfriend? - Can I have all the candy now? 509 00:31:44,518 --> 00:31:45,315 Mom! 510 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:47,367 Mom! 511 00:31:47,653 --> 00:31:50,721 Oh, my god. Come on, Bobby, let's start your homework. 512 00:31:52,199 --> 00:31:53,509 Jesus Christ. 513 00:32:01,766 --> 00:32:03,238 So, Mom... 514 00:32:03,239 --> 00:32:07,877 I was wondering if I could have some friends over if that's okay. 515 00:32:21,096 --> 00:32:23,202 - What? - You only gave me three. 516 00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:26,083 Here's two more. All right, let's go. We're all in. 517 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,504 Hey, where's the little guy tonight? 518 00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:36,456 With his asshole father. 519 00:32:36,457 --> 00:32:38,728 Such an asshole. 520 00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:41,256 I know, Bobby's a goddamn handful... 521 00:32:41,257 --> 00:32:45,192 but the best part of having kids is making em, right? Right, Steve? 522 00:32:45,193 --> 00:32:47,430 - Yep. - Right, Stevie? 523 00:32:48,649 --> 00:32:50,657 I love it here. 524 00:32:54,281 --> 00:32:55,496 Now let's play cards, huh? 525 00:32:55,497 --> 00:32:58,120 - We love having you here, Ainsley. - Ainsley? 526 00:32:58,121 --> 00:33:01,288 - Mom. It's Ashley. - You in? 527 00:33:01,289 --> 00:33:03,304 - Sorry. - All right, let's go. Come on. 528 00:33:03,305 --> 00:33:05,097 - I thought Ainsley was pretty. - You in? 529 00:33:05,098 --> 00:33:06,057 - Yeah, yeah. - Let's go. 530 00:33:06,058 --> 00:33:08,552 Anyway, I think you will appreciate this... 531 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:11,337 because you are a woman and I can see in your eyes... 532 00:33:11,338 --> 00:33:14,537 - you have that look in your eyes. - Thank you. 533 00:33:14,538 --> 00:33:17,929 Steve here really knows how to make a girl feel good. 534 00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:18,762 You know, down there. 535 00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:20,202 - You know what I'm sayin, right? - Mom! 536 00:33:20,203 --> 00:33:23,465 - No, Mom! Mom! Mom! - Like five times in a row! 537 00:33:23,466 --> 00:33:24,395 Are you in or out? 538 00:33:25,226 --> 00:33:27,178 - I'm out. - You in? 539 00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:29,546 - Yes. I'm in. - Could you pass me that? Thanks. 540 00:33:29,547 --> 00:33:32,650 I don't know if I can be in or out. You have to tell me. 541 00:33:32,651 --> 00:33:34,122 Don't show me your cards. 542 00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:36,138 - I don't know what to do. - All right, you're out then. 543 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,666 - Okay. - What do you got? You in or out?