Bo Burnham: What.

00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,171 He's emotional... 433 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:40,091 - Yes. - And an idiot. 434 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:43,010 - That's your opinion, so just... Careful with opinions. 435 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:46,180 - Okay, boys, play nice. 436 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,599 - ♪ I am the left brain, I am the left brain ♪ 437 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,477 ♪ I work really hard till my inevitable death brain ♪ 438 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,728 ♪ You got a job to do ♪ 439 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,563 ♪ You better do it right ♪ 440 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,775 ♪ And the right way is with the left brain's might ♪ 441 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,820 ♪ I like Oreos and pussy ♪ 442 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,613 ♪ Yeah, okay ♪ 443 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,490 ♪ And I cried for at least an hour ♪ 444 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,493 ♪ After watching Toy Story 3 ♪ 445 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,246 ♪ I am the right brain ♪ 446 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,832 ♪ I have feelings ♪ 447 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:14,834 ♪ I'm a little all over the place ♪ 448 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:16,543 ♪ But I'm lustful, trustful ♪ 449 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,187 ♪ And I'm looking for somebody to love ♪ 450 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,797 ♪ And put my penis in ♪ 451 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,424 ♪ Here comes a female, here comes a female ♪ 452 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,010 ♪ Puff your chest out ♪ 453 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,612 ♪ Take your phone, and check your email ♪ 454 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:28,181 ♪ Our evolutionary purpose is repopulate ♪ 455 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:31,433 ♪ So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate ♪ 456 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:35,562 ♪ Holy fuck, I think she might be the one ♪ 457 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:38,316 ♪ There's something about her ♪ 458 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:41,235 ♪ I just can't describe it ♪ 459 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:42,444 Tits. 460 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,821 ♪ I am the Earth ♪ 461 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,782 ♪ She's the glorious sun ♪ 462 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,535 ♪ I want her to trust me ♪ 463 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,495 ♪ And I just want her to sit on my face ♪ 464 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,998 Sit. 465 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,458 ♪ All right, now, right brain, you're being insane ♪ 466 00:22:56,542 --> 00:23:00,171 ♪ No, left brain, I'm just being alive ♪ 467 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,506 ♪ You should try it ♪ 468 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,925 ♪ You might like it ♪ 469 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:08,012 ♪ I worked hard to give him everything he cared about ♪ 470 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,239 ♪ You were worried about the things 471 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,806 ♪ That he was scared about ♪ 472 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,060 ♪ I'm calm and collected when you act wild ♪ 473 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,269 ♪ I am the adult ♪ 474 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,979 ♪ You are the child ♪ 475 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,607 ♪ You think you're the right one every time ♪ 476 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:23,819 ♪ You think you know everything ♪ 477 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:27,907 ♪ You don't know anything at all ♪ 478 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:32,203 ♪ Half of his problems were supposed to be mine ♪ 479 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:34,997 ♪ But you wanted everything ♪ 480 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:40,418 ♪ I hope that you're happy, 'cause he's sure not ♪ 481 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:44,340 Well, according to my calculations, you're a pussy. 482 00:23:44,422 --> 00:23:46,109 Name-calling, really? We're gonna do name-calling? 483 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,634 I'm not calling names, all right? 484 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,095 I'm just stating facts. 485 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:51,097 And the fact is, you're a quivering pussy. 486 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,908 I'm the pussy? Well, at least I don't play with toys still. 487 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,350 Okay, Rubik's Cubes are not toys. 488 00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:56,352 They keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp. 489 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:57,770 Left brain plays with toys. 490 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:01,523 Look at you, Johnny fucking toy-player. 491 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,235 Well, at least I did my fucking job. 492 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,921 I kept him working. I kept him productive. 493 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,339 You were supposed to look after him. 494 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,655 You were supposed to keep him 495 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,490 emotionally stable through all this. 496 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,261 Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling. 497 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:13,994 How he's feeling. 498 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,056 If he's feeling unhappy, it's because you failed him. 499 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,791 You did this to him. He hates you. I know he does. 500 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,626