Lost and Delirious

00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,014 - And this is Mary. - Nice to meet you. 476 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,716 I'm Jake Hollander. 477 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:35,052 - And this is John. - Hi. 478 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:37,054 - And that idiot is Phil. - Hi. 479 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,021 Hi. 480 00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:40,023 (CLICKING TONGUE) 481 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:41,692 (SCREECHES) 482 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:02,746 So anyway, we'll get going. 483 00:33:02,748 --> 00:33:07,150 Hey, Tory, isn't Tim's 18th coming up down at the Blue Note? 484 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:09,486 Yeah. Yeah, it is. 485 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:11,989 Sounds like a good time. You gonna be there? 486 00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:17,060 Uh, maybe. (GIGGLES) 487 00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:19,096 Anyways, we gotta go. 488 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:21,098 Well, I hope to see you there, Tory. 489 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,100 "I hope to see you there, Tory." 490 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:25,602 - Shut up. - (LAUGHING) 491 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,704 MARY: I think he likes you. 492 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:31,208 - TORY: Who? - You know who. 493 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,577 He likes my tits. 494 00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:36,079 They all like my tits. 495 00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:38,615 - So are you gonna go? - Where? 496 00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:41,151 To your brother's birthday party. 497 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,120 And have all those gross guys groping me? 498 00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:45,489 No, thanks. I'd rather stay home and do math. 499 00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:48,058 I wonder where Paulie is with that bird. 500 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:51,361 Paulie! 501 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,498 Paulie! 502 00:33:58,169 --> 00:34:01,138 <i>(PIANO SCALES PLAYING)</i> 503 00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:49,252 <i>(DOOR OPENS)</i> 504 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:52,089 <i>(DOOR CLOSES)</i> 505 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,726 Oh, my God. Is that for the bird? 506 00:34:56,728 --> 00:35:00,163 If they can see too much, they get freaked out and they go psycho. 507 00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:06,303 Do you think he's gonna be able to fly again? 508 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:10,540 Don't worry. I'm gonna take care of it. 509 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:13,543 This is gonna be way, way cool. 510 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:20,750 Come here. 511 00:35:31,262 --> 00:35:34,231 I would so totally lose it without you, P. 512 00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:54,351 <i>(BIRD CALLING)</i> 513 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,419 I'm gonna protect you. 514 00:35:57,922 --> 00:36:00,190 (SCREECHING) 515 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,628 (CLICKING TONGUE) 516 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,643 <i>(TOWER BELLS RINGING)</i> 517 00:36:30,254 --> 00:36:32,255 My mother... 518 00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:35,192 She really liked to get her hands dirty. 519 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:37,227 I'm always afraid of, like, worm eggs. 520 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:39,930 Worm eggs? 521 00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:42,265 Do worms lay eggs? 522 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:45,268 I think so. Or no. I don't know. 523 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:47,270 (CHUCKLES) 524 00:36:47,272 --> 00:36:50,240 I don't think they lay eggs. I think they just kind of 525 00:36:50,242 --> 00:36:52,342 ooze up out of the earth. 526 00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:56,746 Your mother... she sounds pretty interesting. 527 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:59,449 I like a woman who doesn't mind getting her hands dirty. 528 00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:01,351 Yeah. She would say, 529 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:03,420 "Hey, don't worry. It's a clean dirty." 530 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:04,921 (CHUCKLES) 531 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:07,224 - She was funny. - Yeah. 532 00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:10,427 Every year in the spring, 533 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,696 she would wake me up in the morning 534 00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:14,831 and she would whisper in my ear, 535 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:17,334 "The first crocus is here." 536 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:19,336 And we would go outside 537 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,605 in our nightgowns and our bare feet and... 538 00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:24,474 And get your feet dirty together? 539 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:28,345 <i>♪ - I need a kiss, why can't ♪ ♪ I get just one screw? ♪ ♪ - Put the bed over here. ♪</i> 540 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:30,480 ALL: <i>♪ Why can't I get ♪ ♪ just one screw? ♪</i> 541 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:33,250 <i>♪ Believe me, ♪ ♪ I'd know what to do ♪</i> 542 00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:35,719 <i>♪ But something won't let me ♪ ♪ make love to you... ♪</i> 543 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:38,288 <i>(MUSIC CONTINUES)</i> 544 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,423 (VOLUME RISES) 545 00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:48,298 ALL: <i>♪ Why can't I get ♪ ♪ just one fuck? ♪</i> 546 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,533 <i>♪ Why can't I ♪ ♪ get just one fuck? ♪</i> 547 00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:52,869 <i>♪ Must have something ♪ ♪ to do with luck... ♪</i> 548 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:55,438 (RECORDING CONTINUES) <i>♪ But I waited my whole life ♪</i> <i>♪ for just one... ♪</i> 549 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:59,342 <i>- (GIRLS GIGGLING) - ♪ Day after day... ♪</i> 5