Rachel Getting Married

And then she got the number of one of the EMT guys 598 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,270 and went out with him twice. 599 00:32:14,530 --> 00:32:17,840 Yeah, that I did do. Three. Three times. 600 00:32:17,910 --> 00:32:21,250 Hey, Rach, was that the guy with the peroxide hair? 601 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:25,000 So, anyway, when the cab driver finally caught up with us, 602 00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:30,640 she talked him down from his Middle-Eastern fury in like... 603 00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:33,190 Mahamoud! Such a nice man! 604 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:40,120 In like, you know, pretend Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, I don't know. 605 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:44,120 And then she uses his radio thing to call his dispatcher 606 00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:47,740 and recommend him for a commendation because she's so sweet. 607 00:32:47,810 --> 00:32:53,560 So here's to a woman who can 608 00:32:53,630 --> 00:32:58,620 drive fast, pick up a paramedic, make up foreign languages 609 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,470 and still get you home in one piece. 610 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:03,510 And, Sidney, you're a lucky bastard. 611 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,270 Hear, hear. 612 00:33:07,410 --> 00:33:12,330 I prayed for you, Rachel. I prayed for you. 613 00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:18,620 I knew you'd come, and here you are, 614 00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:20,760 and we are one, all of us. 615 00:33:20,820 --> 00:33:23,260 And this is how it is in Heaven. 616 00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:26,030 Just like this. 617 00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,600 MAN: Amen. 618 00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:31,670 And I'm so glad we're having a rehearsal on it now. 619 00:33:36,270 --> 00:33:38,510 <i>Yes, it's the little princess.</i> 620 00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:44,010 <i>Here's to you, Sid. I love you to pieces.</i> 621 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,470 <i>You're the best brother anybody can ask for.</i> 622 00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:48,630 I want to give thanks. 623 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,560 I've known Rachel since kindergarten, 624 00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:56,880 not quite her entire life, Emma, but... 625 00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,260 (LAUGHS) 626 00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:01,700 So you win. But... 627 00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:05,840 I just... I'm so grateful 628 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:10,020 to be your bridesmaid and be a part of this moment and... 629 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,760 Don't look at me like that. 630 00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:24,190 Hello. Hello. 631 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:29,940 <i>Hello.</i> 632 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:33,780 <i>Relax, it's seltzer.</i> 633 00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:35,470 (LAUGHS) 634 00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:38,420 <i>Hello.</i> 635 00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:42,620 <i>I'm Shiva the destroyer and your harbinger of doom for this evening.</i> 636 00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:46,490 <i>I would like to thank you all for coming and welcome you.</i> 637 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,860 <i>Even though I haven't seen most of you since my latest stretch in the big house.</i> 638 00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:52,030 <i>But you all look fabulous.</i> 639 00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:57,000 <i>So during the 20 minutes or so that I was not in the hole for</i> 640 00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:59,170 <i>making a shiv out of my toothbrush,</i> 641 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,160 <i>I actually did participate</i> 642 00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:03,640 <i>in the infamous 12-step program.</i> 643 00:35:04,610 --> 00:35:05,850 <i>Twelve steps.</i> 644 00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:07,760 <i>Step-ball-change. Step-ball-change.</i> 645 00:35:07,830 --> 00:35:10,530 <i>Still waiting for the change part.</i> 646 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:14,470 <i>So... But, you know, as they say,</i> 647 00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:17,670 <i>the relapse is an almost inevitable part of recovery.</i> 648 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,480 <i>So I get high marks in that mode.</i> 649 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,710 <i>Anywho.</i> 650 00:35:23,780 --> 00:35:28,900 <i>I... Well, as more of you know than are likely to admit,</i> 651 00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:33,440 <i>one of the steps, actual steps,</i> 652 00:35:33,510 --> 00:35:37,240 <i>is about making amends.</i> 653 00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:45,200 <i>So, I did a lot of apologizing to people.</i> 654 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:46,900 <i>Some of whom barely remembered me,</i> 655 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:49,420 <i>most of whom barely remembered anything.</i> 656 00:35:49,490 --> 00:35:53,510 <i>And I apologized for,</i> 657 00:35:54,950 --> 00:35:58,360 <i>you know, like, bouncing a check,</i> 658 00:35:58,430 --> 00:36:04,450 <i>or passing out in their bathtub or flooding their</i> 659 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:09,530 <i>house and, you know, just basically for involving them in</i> 660 00:36:09,590 --> 00:36:13,130 <i>sordid activities that they were desperately trying to forget. I</i> 661 00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:21,270 <i>had to call this one girl who was, I think, 14,</i> 662 00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:23,240 <i>but she couldn't come to the phone actually because</i> 663 00:36:23,310 --> 00:3