The Double

00:34:25,158 --> 00:34:27,456 Thank you. 335 00:34:28,424 --> 00:34:30,723 Yeah. 336 00:34:54,023 --> 00:34:58,156 - Who did you have in mind? - Me, for instance. 337 00:34:59,023 --> 00:35:00,791 Oh yeah, suppose so. 338 00:35:00,792 --> 00:35:02,691 You suppose so? 339 00:35:02,692 --> 00:35:04,791 <i>Yeah yeah, you look just like him.</i> 340 00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:07,190 - Yes, I do, don't I? - Yeah, and you're not even Chinese. 341 00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:09,057 - It's pretty fucked up. - Yes, it is that. 342 00:35:09,058 --> 00:35:10,390 Now now why didn't you notice? 343 00:35:10,391 --> 00:35:12,224 Well, no offense, mate, but... 344 00:35:12,225 --> 00:35:14,357 You're pretty unnoticeable. 345 00:35:14,358 --> 00:35:17,256 Bit of a non-person. 346 00:36:55,457 --> 00:36:57,124 What'll it be? 347 00:36:57,125 --> 00:36:59,157 What, do you want to go...? Okay, no, sorry then. 348 00:36:59,158 --> 00:37:02,424 I'll just have a... Coke and a bagel. 349 00:37:02,425 --> 00:37:04,023 - We're out of bagels. - Oh. 350 00:37:04,024 --> 00:37:06,190 Right, then, um... 351 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:08,890 Right. Then I'll just... 352 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:11,589 - Come on. - Right, sorry, I just... 353 00:37:13,124 --> 00:37:16,691 I'll just... I can just have the coke then, I guess. 354 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:18,457 - A coke. And you? - A coffee. 355 00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:20,157 - A coffee. - And scrambled eggs. 356 00:37:20,158 --> 00:37:21,990 <i>We don't serve breakfast in the evening.</i> 357 00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:24,457 - Why not? - Because it says so on the menu. 358 00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:26,257 - Well, do you still have eggs here? - Yeah. 359 00:37:26,258 --> 00:37:27,890 - And do you have a frying pan? - Yeah. 360 00:37:27,891 --> 00:37:30,157 Then do me a favor and make me some scrambled eggs. 361 00:37:30,158 --> 00:37:32,224 - Fine. Anything else? - Bacon. 362 00:37:32,225 --> 00:37:33,857 - Bacon. - And toast. 363 00:37:33,858 --> 00:37:35,424 - And toast. - And a beer. 364 00:37:35,425 --> 00:37:37,124 And a beer. Anything else? 365 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:38,390 - No, that's it. - Are you sure? 366 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:40,290 Just get me the damn food. 367 00:37:42,225 --> 00:37:44,390 - What? I'm hungry. - No, it's just... 368 00:37:44,391 --> 00:37:46,823 I don't know, I would have never done that. 369 00:37:46,824 --> 00:37:48,790 - You don't like eggs? - No, I mean, I just... 370 00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:51,057 Don't think I would feel comfortable talking to someone like that. 371 00:37:51,058 --> 00:37:53,090 She's a waitress. She's here to serve us. 372 00:37:53,091 --> 00:37:55,390 If you don't tell her what you actually want, how can she do her job? 373 00:37:55,391 --> 00:37:58,124 No, I can see that... She can be a little short sometimes, 374 00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,690 and I do think being forthright certainly has its place. 375 00:38:00,691 --> 00:38:03,057 And I'm not, like, criticizing your behavior or anything. 376 00:38:03,058 --> 00:38:04,890 Here is your coffee, 377 00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:09,290 your beer and your breakfast. 378 00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:11,023 We're out of coke. 379 00:38:22,324 --> 00:38:24,457 You both have very beautiful hands. 380 00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:26,456 To be continued. 381 00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:29,723 Don't go anywhere. 382 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,023 The dark-haired one is a dirty dirty thing. Which one do you want? 383 00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:34,790 - I'm sorry? - I prefer the brunette, but either way. 384 00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:36,790 That's all right, you can have both. 385 00:38:36,791 --> 00:38:39,523 - Never again. - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 386 00:38:40,990 --> 00:38:42,890 - Hey, watch it, will you? - Sorry, sorry. 387 00:38:42,891 --> 00:38:44,690 What the fuck are you gonna do about it? 388 00:38:44,691 --> 00:38:46,057 Hi, I don't think we've talked. 389 00:38:46,058 --> 00:38:48,336 Would you mind holding this for me? Thank you. 390 00:38:50,224 --> 00:38:51,990 We should leave. 391 00:39:23,957 --> 00:39:26,222 How come you don't have a girlfriend? 392 00:39:26,757 --> 00:39:28,656 I don't know. 393 00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:31,757 <i>You a flamer?</i> 394 00:39:31,758 --> 00:39:34,690 No, there's someone I've been thinking about. 395 00:39:34,691 --> 00:39:36,090 A lot. 396 00:39:36,091 --> 00:39:38,457 - Like some fantasy shit? - No, she's real. 397 00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,224 A person. 398 00:39:40,225 --> 00:39:43,289 - So what's the problem? - I don't know. 399 00:39:45,723 --> 00:39:48,755 I have all these things that I want to say to her, like... 400 00:39:49,957 --> 00:39:54,823 Like how I can tell that she's a lonely person, even if other people can't. 401 00:39:54,824 --> 00:39:57,823 'Cause... 'Cause I know what it feels like 402 00:39:57,824 --> 00:40:01,456 <i>to be lost and lonely and invisible.</i> 403 00:40:02,723 --> 00:40:06,224 Simon, you have to go after what you want. 404 00:40:06,225 --> 00:40:09,990 I would