Polyester

418 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:31,746 �Mrs. Fishpaw? This is Mr. Cur, principal of Overly Junior High school.� 419 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,376 Hello, Mr. Cur. 420 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,173 �Is Dexter ill today?� 421 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,091 Why, no, Mr. Cur. Dexter's in school. 422 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,716 �I'm afraid he's not, Mrs. Fishpaw.� 423 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:43,095 �Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand.� 424 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:46,222 �And the Baltimore county school board have decided to expel Dexter 425 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,099 from the entire public school system.� 426 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:51,603 Why, Mr. Cur, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy. 427 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:54,480 But surely expulsion is not the answer. 428 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,732 �I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer.� 429 00:26:56,824 --> 00:27:00,737 �It is the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane, 430 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:03,114 and a hazard to the safety of the other students.� 431 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,787 �We have no choice. I'm sorry.� 432 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,580 Good day, Mrs. Fishpaw. Hello? Mr. Cur? 433 00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:09,659 Hello? Hello! 434 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,131 Dexter's been expelled from school. 435 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,675 For what? For truancy. 436 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,925 It's just those common Baltimore public schools. 437 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:24,256 God, I wished I lived in Connecticut. 438 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:27,309 The principal said that he was insane! 439 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:30,559 He's probably out playing Polo with his friends. 440 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:34,642 Oh, Cuddles, do you think there is something wrong with my son? 441 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,859 God! 442 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,240 Help! Help! 443 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,249 Oh, my god, help! 444 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:34,418 Is anybody gonna help me? 445 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:39,623 If my son does have emotional problems, I can only blame Elmer. 446 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:44,178 Oh. oh, Cuddles, go to the White Gables motel for me 447 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,926 and call me if you see his car. 448 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:50,350 - Oh, you mean like a spy, Francine? - Yes. 449 00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:53,099 You got yourself a deal. 450 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,148 Ah, my goodness. 451 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:15,667 Hurry, Heintz! 452 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,915 Emergency, emergency! 453 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,914 Hurry, Heintz! 454 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,672 Don't ask any questions. 455 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,129 Make a fast right. Circle the block. 456 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:30,387 Head straight to the White Gables motel, and hurry. 457 00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:31,762 Yes, ma'am. 458 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,977 Hurry, Heintz. 459 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:38,978 Lulu? Lulu, is that you? 460 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,944 Lulu? Oh. Hi, honey. 461 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,274 Oh, Lulu. 462 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,154 Home from school already? 463 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,826 Unfortunately, yes. 464 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,824 Did you have a nice day? 465 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:56,033 Lulu, your mother is speaking to you. Did you have a nice day? 466 00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:58,077 Lulu! 467 00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:01,038 I'm trying to clean in here. 468 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,466 Oh. I got my report card today. Wanna see it? 469 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,044 Have you done any better this time? 470 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:12,845 Lulu, you have failed every single subject again. 471 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,723 Oh, no, Ma. They changed the grading system. 472 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,350 "F" is for "fantastic." 473 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:18,681 You little liar. 474 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:22,518 It's a good thing you're not Pinocchio. Your nose would be a mile long. 475 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:24,978 I swear to God on the Bible it's true. 476 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,029 Stop that lying. 477 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,358 I got voted president of student council today. 478 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:30,453 Liar mouth. 479 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,199 I'm a cheerleader too. Liar, liar. 480 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:35,121 I'll tell you another thing, Mother. 481 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,664 I quit school today, 482 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:41,917 and I'm gonna get me a job as a go-go girl down at the Flaming Cave Lounge. 483 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,999 You'll work at the Flaming Cave Lounge over my dead body. 484 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:48,085 Now you go to your room, and you stay there until I call you! 485 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,420 Ha! 486 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:52,597 Oh. Oh! 487 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,392 I'll work where I wanna work. 488 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:58,767 You've never worked a day in your life, you fat cow. 489 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,683 I'm not gonna stay in this